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[Swar]

It doesn't need to be necessarily bad, anything unfortunate or sad counts. We all have unlucky moments in our lives. I'll start.

 

 

Today I dropped a brand new toilet paper roll in the toilet. After I used the toilet.

[Katya]

THANK YOU FOR THIS.

I was wondering the other day why didn't we have a thread like this.

 

 

1) I had a nightmare where I killed a dude I barely know.

 

2)  I was craving for some tuna mayonnaise, when I noticed I hadn't any canned tuna.

[Karla]

I got ripped off at a gas station today. I basically paid money for gas I didn't receive while arguing with the clerk who doesn't speak english. Never using Exxon again.

[Gnome]

I have no dad. Happy Father's day!

[blue]

I've got a feeling this thread will fill up quick.

Slow day at work today which is making the day drag, but it's definitely not as bad as some of yours.

[kadoatie]

My number 2 didn't come out so good.

[Clutch]

I forgot it was Father's Day and now I feel bad because I got my Dad nada. 

[Keil]

It is hot and moist today.

[Shannon]

It is hot and moist today.

Stop discussing my vagina on public forums

[Romy]

Stop discussing my vagina on public forums

[CaptainDantes]

This girl has been very flirty with me for weeks. Went out with her and her friends today because she asked me to like 3 times. Ignored me the whole time.

 

On the plus side, these girls in my building are cooking me dinner tonight. (I hope this topic isn't just for depressing stories and vagina monologues).

Edited by CaptainDantes, 21 June 2015 - 02:15 PM.

[kadoatie]

This girl has been very flirty with me for weeks. Went out with her and her friends today because she asked me to like 3 times. Ignored me the whole time.

 

On the plus side, these girls in my building are cooking me dinner tonight. (I hope this topic isn't just for depressing stories and vagina monologues).

 

Dude what a bitch, you deserve better than that.  

[Adam]

I woke up with a hangover.

[Romy]

Oh.

 

I'm stuck at work instead of hanging with my family for Father's Day. T_T

[Adam]

Oh.
 
I'm stuck at work instead of hanging with my family for Father's Day. T_T

Do you at least get out at a decent time, so you can spend a few hours with the fam? If not that blows extra hard.

[Romy]

Do you at least get out at a decent time, so you can spend a few hours with the fam? If not that blows extra hard.

I do but I told them to go without me instead of waiting for me to get out (I get out at 5pm).
Likely gonna get home to an empty house.

[KaibaSama]

Mom went to the store and bought a ton of frozen pierogi's (not sure what the plural for pierogi is) but no popsicles. I can't suck on pierogi's out on the porch when it's hot and muggy.  

[Psyduck]

Went to the store today to buy toilet paper, left with Madden 15...

 

Went to poop a few hours later, and just sat looking at the brown paper roll.....FML

[FelisNoctua]

My husband is stuck in Utah, because the Army's stupid plane broke down, and they can't get another one until Tuesday. They're trying to see if they can get people home commercially tomorrow. For serious?

It's ridiculous, and, mirrors the broken plane he had to deal with when heading to his conference in Utah last month. Seriously Utah, why do planes hate you?

I have no dad. Happy Father's day!

(hug)

Went to the store today to buy toilet paper, left with Madden 15...

 

Went to poop a few hours later, and just sat looking at the brown paper roll.....FML

Welp, time to buy new underpants or socks, eh?

[Psyduck]

My husband is stuck in Utah, because the Army's stupid plane broke down, and they can't get another one until Tuesday. They're trying to see if they can get people home commercially tomorrow. For serious?

It's ridiculous, and, mirrors the broken plane he had to deal with when heading to his conference in Utah last month. Seriously Utah, why do planes hate you?

(hug)

Welp, time to buy new underpants or socks, eh?

 

Utah Army National Guard?

[FelisNoctua]

Utah Army National Guard?

Florida. But they did their annual training in Utah this year.

[looklook]

I spent about 20 minutes trying to connect online to a Wii game earlier only to remember Nintendo kicked the servers off years ago for Wii games lol!

[MozzarellaSticks]

I picked Father's Day to go to the flea market and arrived late so no venders were there.

[Futurama]

I woke up alive.