2269 replies to this topic

[Bee]

I've just got back to uni only to realise I've run out of toothpaste. It's off to Sainburys with me in the morning at -2 degrees.

[Susie]

Phones in the rooms aren't working, which means everyone is coming to the front desk to complain about it.

[Mishelle]

My aunt keeps lecturing me telling me to go to the doctor for my siatic nerve. The doctor isn't going to do anything but tell me to do the same stretches I've been doing and prescribe some pain killers. I don't need any pain killers, I'm not a weak ass bitch. I just need someone to help me do these stretches because I'm struggling

Edited by Mishelle, 16 January 2016 - 07:13 PM.

[Rocket]

I just got attacked in bed by a spider... It was terrifying D: I really need to move somewhere else other than this old ass crickety apartment that has spiders trying to kill me.

[Susie]

Was about to head for bed when my work called me saying the elevator was stuck.

So now I have to stay up to make sure it gets taken care of.

[Psyduck]

Was driving to work this morning when I hit a damn armadillo shell on the road. Now I need to fork out about 2 grand to fix the axle on my car

[Maha]

Well we noticed the roof lining in our car is beginning to come off at the very top drivers side... Definitely not as bad as poor @Psyduck though, damn... 

[camilonator]

I overslept. The dining hall is closed now, which means I missed brunch . It's too cold outside, so now I am just sitting in bed, hungry and tired.

[Alexiel]

Been having computer issues for awhile now.
Finally got so bad I had to buy a new HDD and reinstall the OS.
Get it back from shop.
Have it booted maybe 15-25 minutes. Enough time to install VLC player, STDUViewer, and import my bookmarks to Chrome.

Load Tumblr. See and (attempt to) reshare a gif and...

*CRASH*

-_-

irql_not_less_or_equal time after time or screen goes blank, fails to come back, restarts computer.

 

Fresh copy of windows 7 upgraded to 10 with nothing but those three things installed and windows updates/drivers and already crashing.

FML

 

Miss my computer. Missing out on approximately $25/day (minimum) each day it's out of service.

[Blanc]

Alergy is taking part of my body I'm *cof* all the time. ;-;

[Maha]

Been having computer issues for awhile now.
Finally got so bad I had to buy a new HDD and reinstall the OS.
Get it back from shop.
Have it booted maybe 15-25 minutes. Enough time to install VLC player, STDUViewer, and import my bookmarks to Chrome.

Load Tumblr. See and (attempt to) reshare a gif and...

*CRASH*

-_-

irql_not_less_or_equal time after time or screen goes blank, fails to come back, restarts computer.

 

Fresh copy of windows 7 upgraded to 10 with nothing but those three things installed and windows updates/drivers and already crashing.

FML

 

Miss my computer. Missing out on approximately $25/day (minimum) each day it's out of service.

You took your PC to a store to get them to do this? 

 

Alergy is taking part of my body I'm *cof* all the time. ;-;

Allergies suck and yeah, coughing and sneezing from an allergy is one of the worst haha 




.......

I ended up having a bad reaction to the antibiotics the doctors gave me today.. Not sure why they gave them to me but it had something to do with my tooth ache.. xD was so sick  I could barely work properly so I went home sick =\ 

[Rocket]

I think I might have a uti D: fml

[Frizzle]

I think I might have a uti D: fml

You should urinate after sex and drink more water

[Rocket]

You should urinate after sex and drink more water

 

I haven't had sex yet.

 

But thanks, I wasn't aware.

/sarcasm

[NapisaurusRex]

Chub run means something completely different here..

What does it mean?

I haven't had sex yet.
 
But thanks, I wasn't aware.
/sarcasm

Eat raw garlic

Ahhh yes. Chub rub. The bane of my existence.

WHERE DID YOUR LITTLE TINY PIECE OF PIZZA COME FROM I LOVE IT

[Rocket]

Eat raw garlic
 

 

will that cure it in less 2 days? I'm going to the doctors to get antibiotics 

[rezpirate]

I don't think I'm going to be able to work like I thought I might, seeing as how I have counselling appointments and group therapy to go to....not sure where to go from here....I like working. Rather, making the money that I get from working....

[NapisaurusRex]

will that cure it in less 2 days? I'm going to the doctors to get antibiotics 

Yeah, but you'll taste like lightly sauteed Italian greens.

[Rocket]

Yeah, but you'll taste like lightly sauteed Italian greens.

 

As delicious as that sounds, I'll stick with the antibiotics. I don't want someone thinking I'm scared of vampires.

[NapisaurusRex]

As delicious as that sounds, I'll stick with the antibiotics. I don't want someone thinking I'm scared of vampires.

I think he knows better

[Required]

Fell while running today, got a scraped leg. Funny thing is that I thought nothing happened to me until a couple of km later when it started hurting a lot

Edited by Scavi, 19 January 2016 - 04:29 AM.

[Emily]

Results for my first term of postgrad are up soon. I'm stressed out. 

[Frizzle]

What does it mean?

You give yourself a few rubs of the penis do it's semi hard and looks better. A chub is a semi-hard penis.

[Gnome]

You give yourself a few rubs of the penis do it's semi hard and looks better. A chub is a semi-hard penis.

Nothin like a good ol' chub rub to start off the day. 

 

Bad: Didn't start my day with a chub rub...