That's like me, I was thinking about that the other day too while talking to a friend and was wondering if there's something wrong with me or if I'm "deceiving them" for saying what I knew they wanted to hear.
I don't consider it a deceit. I understand the difference between what's wrong and what's right, I understand when I hear someone close to me talking about being ill that that's something sad/stressful but I just don't feel it when I say "I'm sorry for you" yet I understand the situation and I'm never lying when I wish the best for them to have a quick recovery. The same way something really good happens to someone, I can understand it's a good thing for them and it makes them happy but I can't feel happy for them, not a mid/long-term happiness anyway, I can feel happy for their happinnes in that moment but that's it (again, with this I'm not saying I don't want them to not be happy). Therefore, it's not a deceit, not for me at least, I can't speak for you though. ;p
Eh, that's confusing, sorry. 
I have a drawer dedicated to hair I've collected from my shedding buns 0___0
Only the clean hair I pull out of their butts
Any chance of posting some pictures? For... scientific purposes only... 
Americans watch peep show?
I wouldn't know. I'm not American.
I can stare at something for hours without doing anything, just thinking about life and making things up.
I have an obsession with animals. I want to pet almost every animal I see (except some insects, I do not like spiders). I went to the zoo yesterday and I was sad I couldn't pet/touch/interact with all those animals. But some were locked in a small space so that's sad too 
Hey, nice to see you back!
I have the same thing with animals, any kind, insects, snakes, spiders all that included. I just have to touch it. 