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#126 Shane

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Posted 23 May 2016 - 10:13 PM

That was so sad. :'(



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    #127 Daria

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    Posted 23 May 2016 - 10:52 PM

    someones status on facebook:

     

     

    "Me - was that M for Mary ?
    Customer - no N for Knee

    ...............................why"



    #128 Katya

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    Posted 24 May 2016 - 10:10 AM

    Because really important TWD discussions were talked about at my work today, I remembered this xD

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    #129 wikkles

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    Posted 24 May 2016 - 10:34 PM

    I learned that "harbinger" isn't pronounced like "bing" the search engine website.

     

    It's "harbinjer". What the fuck?



    #130 Shannon

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    Posted 24 May 2016 - 10:42 PM

    I learned that "harbinger" isn't pronounced like "bing" the search engine website.
     
    It's "harbinjer". What the fuck?

    Every time I hear the word harbinger I think of Mass Effect

    #131 Tablyth

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    Posted 25 May 2016 - 03:31 AM

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    Cows can be very dangerous  :ninja: 



    #132 Zieke

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    Posted 27 May 2016 - 03:56 AM

    I learned that you should always leave the cap on your bottled drink when not drinking it.

    Because it spilled all over me.

    At work.

    Where I couldn't CHANGE AGH.



    #133 Cnourinha

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    Posted 27 May 2016 - 06:28 PM

    A chicken chasing a dog!!

    #134 SamanthaBee

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    Posted 28 May 2016 - 03:57 AM

    The other day I saw geese crossing the road and I kept thinking, theres a joke here lol



    #135 Daria

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    Posted 29 May 2016 - 03:44 PM

    Had a Facebook memory pop today
    Daniel is my boyfriend

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    #136 Guest_Kate_*

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    Posted 29 May 2016 - 03:45 PM

    Had a Facebook memory pop today
    Daniel is my boyfriend

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    DAMN DANIEEEEL



    #137 Tidus

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    Posted 29 May 2016 - 03:47 PM

    Honestly I saw a woman at the movie theater with a tail she could actually wag. That shit was insane



    #138 Daria

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    Posted 29 May 2016 - 03:57 PM

    DAMN DANIEEEEL

    oh goooosssh 

    his sister went through a phase of saying that every single day to him 

    i wanted to throw a rock at her xD



    #139 Guest_Kate_*

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    Posted 29 May 2016 - 04:00 PM

    oh goooosssh 
    his sister went through a phase of saying that every single day to him 
    i wanted to throw a rock at her xD


    My husband is named Daniel too. I'm sure he wanted to throw a rock at me lol

    #140 Daria

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    Posted 29 May 2016 - 04:38 PM

    My husband is named Daniel too. I'm sure he wanted to throw a rock at me lol

    im sure he didnt <3 who would want to throw a rock at a pretty girl like you  :wub:

     

    PS twinsies on the hubby names :3333



    #141 Guest_Kate_*

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    Posted 29 May 2016 - 04:44 PM

    im sure he didnt <3 who would want to throw a rock at a pretty girl like you  :wub:

     

    PS twinsies on the hubby names :3333

    <33 
    #twinning

    But yeah, pretty face or not I'm extremely obnoxious to live with haha  :lol2:



    #142 luna194

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    Posted 30 May 2016 - 09:41 PM

    My brother saw me dancing today and asked if I was playing Just Dance Nerds Edition. Jokes on him though my dancing skills are inherited from both sides of the family, he's got no hope.



    #143 HiMyNameIsNick

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    Posted 02 June 2016 - 11:51 PM

    ayyylmao

     



    #144 Goingtohell

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    Posted 03 June 2016 - 11:58 PM

    My university dorm's fire alarm just went off because someone burnt toast in a toaster.  :mellow:

    This happened at 3 AM... Just got back inside. 



    #145 Locket

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    Posted 04 June 2016 - 10:40 AM

    Earlier at the store I was walking behind some guy pushing his kids in a stroller and some lady walking by asked me if they were twins.

    Like  :lol:

    It was awkward as hell but luckily he didn't see me and replied as if she was talking to him



    #146 HiMyNameIsNick

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    Posted 14 June 2016 - 03:03 PM

     

     

    Argentina in a nutshell




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