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#1 Coops

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Posted 28 September 2015 - 11:45 PM

We have awkward, good and bad! We're missing funny. Tell me something funny you learned, did, saw or whatever today!
 

I'll start (two for the price of one because these two things are glorious as fuck):
Mozart composed a song "Leck mich im Arsch" which translates to "Lick me in the arse".

For your listening pleasure, here is a YouTube video of the song.

 

Also, artists and scribes of old were known to illustrate weird and sometimes vulgar shit in the margins of text. 

Penis tree from 14th century copy of Roman of the Rose

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Cats being cats

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You can view the rest on this site (which I credit my funny learning experience to today!). It does not disappoint, I swear. xD

Okay, your turn!
 


Edited by Coops, 28 September 2015 - 11:54 PM.


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    #2 Required

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    Posted 29 September 2015 - 01:14 AM

    I selected this picture for my medieval art talk because it's really funny :lol2: :lol2:

     

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    #3 Cass

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    Posted 29 September 2015 - 05:29 AM

    A friend left her sunglasses at my place, so I promised her I would take good care of it. Now I'm sending her pictures from our adventures together. It's really fun.



    #4 Coops

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    Posted 29 September 2015 - 01:30 PM

    A friend left her sunglasses at my place, so I promised her I would take good care of it. Now I'm sending her pictures from our adventures together. It's really fun.

    @cassiopeiic Pictures or it didn't happen.  :rolleyes:



    #5 willy101

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    Posted 30 September 2015 - 11:28 AM

    i learned today that it saves 90% energy compared to producing new material to create aluminum. This is after 6 months of arguing with my friend who thought recycling was more costly than not



    #6 Sweeney

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    Posted 30 September 2015 - 11:57 AM

    i learned today that it saves 90% energy compared to producing new material to create aluminum. This is after 6 months of arguing with my friend who thought recycling was more costly than not


    HAAHAAHAAAAA. HA!

    #7 Cass

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    Posted 08 October 2015 - 03:43 PM

    nvm i broke the image and am too tired/lazy to reupload



    #8 Swar

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    Posted 09 October 2015 - 12:32 PM

    A video of our president talking about energy. She said it's not a good idea to use wind energy, because while we can store water for hydroelectricity, we can't store wind. And until we have the technology to store wind, we should stick to hydro power.

     

    OH MY GOD.



    #9 Katya

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    Posted 09 October 2015 - 12:42 PM

    A video of our president talking about energy. She said it's not a good idea to use wind energy, because while we can store water for hydroelectricity, we can't store wind. And until we have the technology to store wind, we should stick to hydro power.

     

    OH MY GOD.

     

    LOOOL

    Store wind, Dilma? Did you try those glass jam jars? And you'd be recycling, think about it!



    #10 Swar

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    Posted 09 October 2015 - 12:54 PM

    LOOOL

    Store wind, Dilma? Did you try those glass jam jars? And you'd be recycling, think about it!

    She's a genius. I only watch her speeches because she says so many dumb stuff :p



    #11 Alexiel

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    Posted 21 October 2015 - 06:35 AM

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    #12 Maha

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    Posted 27 October 2015 - 08:45 AM

    Well I got to see my best friend (he's pretty short) in his halloween outfit... Pure black body tights.. a Blue Skull Mask and grim reaper hood and cloak.. not to mention his scythe.. 

    it was pretty horrifying when he was just standing there doing nothing but staring at you until he burst out laughing... Even my wife couldn't stop giggling about it. 



    #13 Honchkrow

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    Posted 27 October 2015 - 11:13 AM

    A throwaway Facebook account of mine got hacked and tried to sell me sunglasses, the original profile was a cow.



    #14 Swar

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    Posted 29 October 2015 - 09:30 PM

    Drake dancing in his Hotline Bling clip. What kind of dance is that? xD



    #15 Swar

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    Posted 01 November 2015 - 11:08 PM

     

     

    I've watched this 4 times. Still find it funny.



    #16 Shane

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    Posted 02 November 2015 - 07:14 AM



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    Posted 02 November 2015 - 11:50 AM



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    Posted 02 November 2015 - 01:30 PM

    HAHAHAHAHA



    #19 Cannabis

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    Posted 02 November 2015 - 04:27 PM

    This morning when I went to class there was a huge ass dead bird laying in a puddle of water and I never felt more connected to something that early in the am



    #20 Blanc

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    Posted 03 November 2015 - 02:48 PM

    My sister trying to catch our puppy lol



    #21 Susie

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    Posted 03 November 2015 - 03:18 PM

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    This was posted at the hotel in the laundry room


    Edited by SusieQ13, 03 November 2015 - 03:18 PM.


    #22 Emily

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    Posted 03 November 2015 - 05:58 PM

    Aggressive drunk people trying to start something.



    #23 Blanc

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    Posted 05 November 2015 - 05:54 PM

    Wesley safadão :lol2:



    #24 rezpirate

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    Posted 06 November 2015 - 06:48 AM

    My downstairs neighor taking out like 10 bags of garbage last night.



    #25 Blanc

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    Posted 06 November 2015 - 06:57 PM

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