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#126 Shane

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Posted 23 May 2016 - 10:13 PM

That was so sad. :'(



#127 Daria

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Posted 23 May 2016 - 10:52 PM

someones status on facebook:

 

 

"Me - was that M for Mary ?
Customer - no N for Knee

...............................why"



#128 Katya

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Posted 24 May 2016 - 10:10 AM

Because really important TWD discussions were talked about at my work today, I remembered this xD

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#129 wikkles

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Posted 24 May 2016 - 10:34 PM

I learned that "harbinger" isn't pronounced like "bing" the search engine website.

 

It's "harbinjer". What the fuck?



#130 Shannon

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Posted 24 May 2016 - 10:42 PM

I learned that "harbinger" isn't pronounced like "bing" the search engine website.
 
It's "harbinjer". What the fuck?

Every time I hear the word harbinger I think of Mass Effect

#131 Tablyth

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Posted 25 May 2016 - 03:31 AM

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Cows can be very dangerous  :ninja: 



#132 Zieke

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Posted 27 May 2016 - 03:56 AM

I learned that you should always leave the cap on your bottled drink when not drinking it.

Because it spilled all over me.

At work.

Where I couldn't CHANGE AGH.



#133 Cnourinha

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Posted 27 May 2016 - 06:28 PM

A chicken chasing a dog!!

#134 SamanthaBee

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Posted 28 May 2016 - 03:57 AM

The other day I saw geese crossing the road and I kept thinking, theres a joke here lol



#135 Daria

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Posted 29 May 2016 - 03:44 PM

Had a Facebook memory pop today
Daniel is my boyfriend

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#136 Guest_Kate_*

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Posted 29 May 2016 - 03:45 PM

Had a Facebook memory pop today
Daniel is my boyfriend

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DAMN DANIEEEEL



#137 Tidus

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Posted 29 May 2016 - 03:47 PM

Honestly I saw a woman at the movie theater with a tail she could actually wag. That shit was insane



#138 Daria

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Posted 29 May 2016 - 03:57 PM

DAMN DANIEEEEL

oh goooosssh 

his sister went through a phase of saying that every single day to him 

i wanted to throw a rock at her xD



#139 Guest_Kate_*

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Posted 29 May 2016 - 04:00 PM

oh goooosssh 
his sister went through a phase of saying that every single day to him 
i wanted to throw a rock at her xD


My husband is named Daniel too. I'm sure he wanted to throw a rock at me lol

#140 Daria

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Posted 29 May 2016 - 04:38 PM

My husband is named Daniel too. I'm sure he wanted to throw a rock at me lol

im sure he didnt <3 who would want to throw a rock at a pretty girl like you  :wub:

 

PS twinsies on the hubby names :3333



#141 Guest_Kate_*

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Posted 29 May 2016 - 04:44 PM

im sure he didnt <3 who would want to throw a rock at a pretty girl like you  :wub:

 

PS twinsies on the hubby names :3333

<33 
#twinning

But yeah, pretty face or not I'm extremely obnoxious to live with haha  :lol2:



#142 luna194

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Posted 30 May 2016 - 09:41 PM

My brother saw me dancing today and asked if I was playing Just Dance Nerds Edition. Jokes on him though my dancing skills are inherited from both sides of the family, he's got no hope.



#143 HiMyNameIsNick

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Posted 02 June 2016 - 11:51 PM

ayyylmao

 



#144 Goingtohell

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Posted 03 June 2016 - 11:58 PM

My university dorm's fire alarm just went off because someone burnt toast in a toaster.  :mellow:

This happened at 3 AM... Just got back inside. 



#145 Locket

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Posted 04 June 2016 - 10:40 AM

Earlier at the store I was walking behind some guy pushing his kids in a stroller and some lady walking by asked me if they were twins.

Like  :lol:

It was awkward as hell but luckily he didn't see me and replied as if she was talking to him



#146 HiMyNameIsNick

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Posted 14 June 2016 - 03:03 PM

 

 

Argentina in a nutshell




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