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#1 NapisaurusRex

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Posted 09 June 2016 - 05:02 PM

So my electric company finally got to 2016 and decided to offer an averaged billing rate. Do any of you do that? Is it worth it? Basically, you pay a set amount every month based on your previous year's average. 

 

Also discuss other adult, non-sexual things here. 

 

PS change your air filter



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    #2 Rocket

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    Posted 09 June 2016 - 05:15 PM

    My electric company is still stuck in the stone age and only accepts cash or check... really annoying



    #3 NapisaurusRex

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    Posted 09 June 2016 - 05:17 PM

    My electric company is still stuck in the stone age and only accepts cash or check... really annoying

    My internet company refuses to let you pay online like wtf



    #4 wikkles

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    Posted 09 June 2016 - 05:21 PM

    Today I was waiting in the deli section of the grocery store and a woman walks up and accidentally puts her cheese in my cart and I had to let her know.

     

    That felt weirdly adulthood-ish.



    #5 Junjie

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    Posted 09 June 2016 - 05:22 PM

    My internet company refuses to let you pay online like wtf

     

    They don't trust the internet...wait.



    #6 DonValentino

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    Posted 09 June 2016 - 05:22 PM

    My internet company refuses to let you pay online like wtf

    there's a word for this



    #7 NapisaurusRex

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    Posted 09 June 2016 - 05:24 PM

    there's a word for this

    why is your signature half a page long


    ahhh so is mine


    my little magnifier is messed up carry on.



    #8 Elindoril

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    Posted 09 June 2016 - 05:25 PM

    I pay my bills tomorrow.

    Adult!

    #9 Nonexistent

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    Posted 09 June 2016 - 05:25 PM

    got excited for a moment



    #10 Elindoril

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    Posted 09 June 2016 - 05:29 PM

    got excited for a moment


    This is a family friendly website, pervert.

    #11 Nonexistent

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    Posted 09 June 2016 - 05:31 PM

    This is a family friendly website, pervert.

    what does excitement have to do with perversion? :S



    #12 Alexiel

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    Posted 09 June 2016 - 05:43 PM

    Parents gave me their old car last week.
    (2002 Buick LeSabre.)
    It's the closest I've ever felt to being an adult simply owning and driving that thing. lol 

     

    And now? Not even a week later: 

    Here I am looking at places to move and houses to make payments on. 
    (Lincoln, ME is at the top of my list so far.)
    Even gotten around to writing that novel I keep talking about. 

    (In the research phase at the moment.)

    Parting with all... well... some of my more childish possessions next.
    (Funko Pops, Hot Wheels, comic books, plushies, etc.)

     

    About to qualify for a 401k at work... where they're also fast tracking me to management.
    (Store owner is retiring in 6 months so may very well be an assistant manager (or higher) in that much time.)

    Diversifying my portfolio - expanding my investments beyond just penny stocks, silver, and gold.

    Even have two savings accounts these days. One for "emergencies" and one for "fun" (which has temporarily been renamed Codex 2017 for some mysterious reason.)



    #13 Junjie

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    Posted 09 June 2016 - 05:46 PM

    what does excitement have to do with perversion? :S

     

    I would tell you, but. This is a family friendly website. :(



    #14 NapisaurusRex

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    Posted 09 June 2016 - 05:47 PM

    I pay my bills tomorrow.

    Adult!

    I did mine today highfive

     

     

     

    I was in the dollar store earlier and realized that the angel soft brand toilet paper has the same pattern as their 25 cents a roll stuff. Coincidence or branding??



    #15 Elindoril

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    Posted 09 June 2016 - 05:49 PM

    I was in the dollar store earlier and realized that the angel soft brand toilet paper has the same pattern as their 25 cents a roll stuff. Coincidence or branding??


    25¢ stuff is when the factory ran out of angel softness and started using sandpaper.

    #16 NapisaurusRex

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    Posted 09 June 2016 - 05:50 PM

    Parents gave me their old car last week.
    (2002 Buick LeSabre.)
    It's the closest I've ever felt to being an adult simply owning and driving that thing. lol 

     

    And now? Not even a week later: 

    Here I am looking at places to move and houses to make payments on. 
    (Lincoln, ME is at the top of my list so far.)
    Even gotten around to writing that novel I keep talking about. 

    (In the research phase at the moment.)

    Parting with all... well... some of my more childish possessions next.
    (Funko Pops, Hot Wheels, comic books, plushies, etc.)

     

    About to qualify for a 401k at work... where they're also fast tracking me to management.
    (Store owner is retiring in 6 months so may very well be an assistant manager (or higher) in that much time.)

    Diversifying my portfolio - expanding my investments beyond just penny stocks, silver, and gold.

    Even have two savings accounts these days. One for "emergencies" and one for "fun" (which has temporarily been renamed Codex 2017 for some mysterious reason.)

    You're doing all the adult things.

     

    What's in Maine though? Besides lobsters and blueberries.


    25¢ stuff is when the factory ran out of angel softness and started using sandpaper.

    It actually doesn't feel that bad... 



    #17 Elindoril

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    Posted 09 June 2016 - 05:51 PM

    It actually doesn't feel that bad...


    I'm sure it's missing a ply or something vital that makes it cheaper.

    #18 NapisaurusRex

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    Posted 09 June 2016 - 05:52 PM

    I'm sure it's missing a ply or something vital that makes it cheaper.

    I just know with 3 potty trained girls in my house, the quarter a roll stuff is probably the only way I can afford internet every month.

    #19 Rocket

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    Posted 09 June 2016 - 05:53 PM

    I pay half my bills on the 5th and the rest on the 20th



    #20 Elindoril

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    Posted 09 June 2016 - 05:55 PM

    I just know with 3 potty trained girls in my house, the quarter a roll stuff is probably the only way I can afford internet every month.


    We have 30 squishy rolls for $11 every once in a while. Maybe I'll start sending TP air drops to your location.

    #21 NapisaurusRex

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    Posted 09 June 2016 - 05:56 PM

    Doesn't get adultier than unit pricing

    #22 Elindoril

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    Posted 09 June 2016 - 05:58 PM

    Doesn't get adultier than unit pricing


    We get price gouged on everything. When I see that toilet paper deal I'm fighting back housewives for my share whether I need more or not.

    #23 NapisaurusRex

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    Posted 09 June 2016 - 06:09 PM

    How early/late is it acceptable to do things like use a weed eater?

    #24 Alexiel

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    Posted 09 June 2016 - 06:54 PM

    What's in Maine though? Besides lobsters and blueberries.

     

    I need more reasons than that?  :huh:

     

    Spoiler


    #25 Elindoril

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    Posted 09 June 2016 - 07:03 PM

    How early/late is it acceptable to do things like use a weed eater?


    Before the weeds come. After the weeds leave.

    Maybe?



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