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[BirdistheWord]

I have no idea if that title makes sense. But, change the spelling of one word in a common/well known phrase so the end result is a sentence that is awkward, gross or funny sounding. Slight adjustments can be made to get your point across.

 

I'll start with an easy one to make my point:

 

"My spidey scents are tingling"

[NapisaurusRex]

A bird in the hand is worth two in the tush.

[Kaddict]

I kept trying to get into this girl's pants in high school, but I guess I was just barking up the wrong knees.

[InsertUsername]

Bite your thong.

Edited by InsertUsername, 27 April 2017 - 06:48 PM.

[Karla]

"One does not simply wok into Mordor."

[NapisaurusRex]

I scream and dare-y store

[InsertUsername]

To kill two bird with one stoner.

[cara]

Do or do not. There is no gonorrhea.

Am I doing it right?

[Kaddict]

Do or do not. There is no gonorrhea.

Am I doing it right?

Do or do not, there is no STI would be closer. But idk if rhymes vs misspellings. Though, I also like random word replacements

[Adam]

Take me down to pair of dice city where the ass is green and the girls are petty.

 

How'd I do?

[cara]

Do or do not, there is no STI would be closer. But idk if rhymes vs misspellings. Though, I also like random word replacements

I wanted gonorrhoea though.

[NapisaurusRex]

I wanted gonorrhoea though.

I'll see your gonorrhoea and raise you a chlamydia.

[InsertUsername]

Curiosity killed the cat, but salivation brought it back.

 

‘Cause there's no salivation for a bad boy

 

I like this word ok

 

I wanted gonorrhoea though.

Everyone wants gonorrhoea. Wait...

Edited by InsertUsername, 28 April 2017 - 01:55 AM.

[cara]

I'll see your gonorrhoea and raise you a chlamydia.

 

I raise you a syphilis.

 

Everyone wants gonorrhoea. Wait...

 

Well I can help you with that. 

[BirdistheWord]

 

Do or do not. There is no gonorrhea.

Am I doing it right?

There is NEVER a wrong way to do gonorrhea.

 

Love these phrases y'all are coming up with !   Two birds with one stoner - HAHAH

 

Take me down to pair of dice city where the ass is green and the girls are petty.

You lose points because I really loved that song and now I will be thinking of green asses.

[Karla]

According to the 2nd Amendment, everyone has the right to bare arms.

[BirdistheWord]

^

[NapisaurusRex]

One in the think and two in the reckless impulses

[KaibaSama]

the ass is always greater on the other side.

 

Did I do it right? 

 

If not:

 

The grass is always cleaner on the other slide.
(or the grass is always greener on the other slide) 

 

Kids will be kids. (children will be goat babies) 

 

Kids will be kits. (Kids will be kittens)

[Adam]

"Yo, I gotta axe you..."