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I'm having a bad life. Drop your best jokes?


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#1 NikkiCantComeToThePhoneRN

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Posted 05 January 2021 - 02:06 PM

I could really use some good laughs.



#2 KaibaSama

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Posted 06 January 2021 - 09:53 AM

A stormtrooper and a red shirt get into a fight.
The trooper misses every shot.
The red shirt dies anyway.

#3 NikkiCantComeToThePhoneRN

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Posted 07 January 2021 - 03:33 AM

I've always wondered if a storm trooper would still miss if they'd shot at a redshirt. I guess it doesn't matter :D

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A stormtrooper and a red shirt get into a fight.
The trooper misses every shot.
The red shirt dies anyway.



#4 orangetietop

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Posted 09 January 2021 - 02:51 PM

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because they sneeze is pepper water.

 

..... :doh:



#5 autonegging

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Posted 04 April 2021 - 10:00 PM

Bad life support group meeting in here? bye2.gif



#6 KaibaSama

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Posted 05 April 2021 - 10:32 AM

Bad life support group meeting in here? bye2.gif

Welcome to the bad life support group meeting. 

 

Pillows, blankets, and tissues are to your left.

We have bean bag chairs to your right. 

 

There is a stove making cookies behind you. 

 

How would you like your joke today? Dark humor, geek humor, dad joke, old joke but still kinda funny, or random meme that may or may not be funny?



#7 Romy

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Posted 05 April 2021 - 06:58 PM

Welcome to the bad life support group meeting. 

 

Pillows, blankets, and tissues are to your left.

We have bean bag chairs to your right. 

 

There is a stove making cookies behind you. 

 

How would you like your joke today? Dark humor, geek humor, dad joke, old joke but still kinda funny, or random meme that may or may not be funny?

Geek humor and a meme please.



#8 Opana

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Posted 05 April 2021 - 07:53 PM

A good joke:

 

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:bag: :bag: :bag: :bag: :bag:

 

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#9 KaibaSama

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Posted 07 April 2021 - 04:21 AM

Geek humor and a meme please.

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I've made it so, Captain. 



#10 Romy

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Posted 07 April 2021 - 11:25 AM

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I've made it so, Captain. 

 

Never in my life have I needed something so much and never known until I received it.



#11 Spetsnazneo

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Posted 28 April 2021 - 09:16 PM

Why do KGB officers make such good taxi drivers?
Because they know where you live!

I actually like Russian/Soviet jokes and memes, haha

#12 ladykatelyn

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Posted 25 May 2021 - 03:40 AM

These jokes are great. Wish i had my own but i dont lol

#13 sparklesunshine

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Posted 27 May 2021 - 07:24 PM

  1. Why do cats always get their way? They are very purr-suasive!
  2. How do two cats end a fight? They hiss and make up!



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