There were these 3 people in an airplane. ONe was chinese,japanese and american. So the american said "were over my country so ill throw a stick!" so it came down and hit a lady. so a girl passed by and asked why are you crying? she said cause a srtick just hit me in the eye! the japanese guy said "were over my country so I'm gona throw a joke book! so it came down and people started laughing. someone asked why they were laughing. because a joke book just came out of the sky! so the chinese guy said "I'm over my country so I'm going to throw a stick of dynamite!"
so it came down and
someone asked an old lady "why are you laughing?"
because I farted any my house blew up