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[CaliGirl18]

got this off myspace:

YOUR AGE BY SEX MATH
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!

It takes less than a minute....... Work this out as you read... You
might need a small piece of scrap paper for si'mple addition and subtraction.


1. First of all, pick the number of ti'mes a week that
you would like to have sex. (more than once but
less than 10)


2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)


3. Add 5. (for Sunday)


4. Multiply it by 50... I'll wait while you get the calculator................





5. If you have already had your birthday this year add
1755....

If you haven't, add 1754 ....


6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number


The first digit of this was your original number (I.e.,
how many ti'mes you want to have sex each week).



The next two numbers are .........



YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)





THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2005) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO
SPREAD IT AROUND > > WHILE IT LASTS...

[Frosty]

315.

Wow. it works ;

3 my original number, and 15 my age . Rawr.

[Dark_Sniper]

wow cool

[Sean]

WRONG! It said I was 11 and I'm 12

[Sham]

you probably mixed up the 1754  and 1755

edit: I missed my 500th post! lol wow still the jokes board has helped me up my posts

Edited by mstexas123, 15 April 2005 - 04:23 PM.

[TheWu]

There's probably a mathematical reason for this but...

omg! magic!!

[Icey Defeat]

Didnt work for me

[AUS]

3 my original number

WHAT KIND OF A SICK PERSON PICKS A NUMBER LESS THAN 9!?!?!?!?!?!  :blink:

[TheWu]

sweet... 916 is a cool number eh?

LMAO.... someone's busy

[Frosty]

WHAT KIND OF A SICK PERSON PICKS A NUMBER LESS THAN 9!?!?!?!?!?!  :blink:

ROFL! AUS, you crack me up someti'mes xD.

[redlion]

lol, It got it right. I'll find a way to trick it without lying.

[Kimoflea]

516. How cool

[danupsher]

914 That is good

[Niche]

lolz it worked!

[Typhoon]

I got 516 too Ki'm. We rawk!

[Sham]

err yea they do

[Kimoflea]

They didn't used to, but they do now. Which is why everyone has spammed the games that are pinned And yes, maffoo, we do rawk.

[makkalor]

lmao... 315... heh

[Kryer]

917..haha it works

[Alyssa]

There's probably a mathematical reason for this but...

omg! magic!!

Nope, nothing mathematical here. -glances at all the numbers-

[ZERO]

wrong, the number was 444 I only want sex 5 times a week:P so it says I'm 44 and I'm 14

[Euas_warrior_ally]

BLEH! That's nasty.  >_<  I said 0, though. heh. I am a good girl. 

[Redblade]

lol..0?haha..it work for me too..

[ShadowLink64]

I don't see what the big fuss is. It's a simple arithmetic equation. If you analyse the individual parts of the equation, you will find this:

Let's say I pick 1:

((1*2)+5)*50 = 350
Ok, let's say I never had my b-day this year: Add 1754

= 2106 - 1989 (the year I was born) = 116 (1 was my choice), (15 is my age)

THE SECRET:
Simplified Equation:
50(2x+5) + 1754 = (100x + 2004)

Now subtract your year.
2004 - 1989 = 15 (my age).. now add 100 * (your chouce)
100 * 1 = 100

100 + 15 = 115 (1, my choice; and 15, my age)

All it really does it calculate how old you are, then adds your choice to the hundreds column.

Conclusion: This will NOT work if:

1. you choose a 2-digit # for your choice, or it will start invading the thousands column.
2. you are <= 100 years old. It will invade the hundreds column, making your "choice" at the end much more than it is.

Ta da. Pwnzered. I love to ruin things.

Nope, nothing mathematical here. -glances at all the numbers-

by the way, Alyssa. It is purely 100% mathematical.