I have a small crystal fox ornament in my bedroom, it was very expensive. Anyway, I picked it up today, thinking it had fallen over, and... well, I discovered that it was much worse than that. Obviously our housecleaner has knocked it over at some point, broken it, and, I think, taken it home for her husband to fix, instead of just telling us so that we could take the stupid thing to a professional, considering how expensive it was.
In any case, the poor little fox is absolutely covered in glue... and everything is stuck in the wrong places. Obviously, because it's my ornament, I know it very well... but I still think it was completely retarded to have messed it up this badly... what do you think? Is it obvious to you that there's something -very- wrong with it from these photos?



I've also sketched an image of what it's meant to look like on top of the 'wonky version'.

If you hadn't noticed, its head is stuck on its butt (lopsided too!), the tail is where the head should be, there is a flat bit on what is currently its back, upon which I thought it would be obvious that something should be stuck, but obviously not.
Oh yes. And its muzzle is upside down. And I'm fairly sure it is also stuck on the wrong place on the head.
And one of its ears is back to front.
In your opinion, do you think that I'm being irrational for calling this such a messed up job?




