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Started by Guest_Analogue_* , Jun 18 2005 05:52 AM

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#1 Guest_Analogue_*

Posted 18 June 2005 - 05:52 AM

Three woman die and go to heaven. God says to the first woman "There is only one rule of heaven: you can't step on a duck." So the girl thinks 'okay, simple'. Then God opens the gates of heaven and there are ducks everywhere! As soon as the lady walks in she steps on a duck. So God comes in and chains the ugliest man she has ever seen to her and walks away silently.

So the second lady comes in and God tells her the same rule. This lady lasts about a week before she steps on a duck, and again God comes in and chains the ugliest man she has ever seen to her and walks away silently.

Then the third lady comes in and she manages never to step on a duck. Then one day God comes in and chains the best looking man she had ever seen to her and walks away silently.

The man turns to the lady and says "I donâ€™t what you did but I stepped on a duck."

now LAUGH!