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Once a chinese man travel to the U.S. He didn't know any English, so he began traveling around to learn some.
First, he came to an opera house. He went inside and hear a woman singing, "Memememe!"
Then he came to a resteraunt. There, he saw a waiter setting out utensils, saying, "Forks and knives, forks and knifes."
Finally, he came to a candy store. There a young child was crying for candy, saying, "Goody goody gumdrops! Goody goody gumdrops!"
The man went out into the street a crowd had gathered. When he went to see what had happened, he saw a woman lying dead in the street. "Who did this?" a policeman demanded.
"Me me me me me!" the Chinese man said.
"How did you do this?" the policeman asked hi'm.
"Forks and knives, forks and knives," the Chinese man replied.
"You're going to jail," the cop said.
"Goody goody gumdrops, goody goody gumdrops!"
