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Started by Kimoflea, Jun 06 2004 05:31 AM
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Kimoflea
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Posted 06 June 2004 - 05:31 AM
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Need help with evil plans?
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Posted 06 June 2004 - 05:39 AM
Evil Plan ™!
Your objective is si'mple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, amazed by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?
Stage Two
Next, you must vaporize the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of mutant race hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must prepare your plague of doom, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.
Your objective is si'mple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, amazed by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?
Stage Two
Next, you must vaporize the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of mutant race hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must prepare your plague of doom, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.
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Dan
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Posted 06 June 2004 - 05:51 AM
Evil Plan ™!
Your objective is si'mple: Destroy the Earth.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a military general. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, horrified by your arrival. Who is this ripe bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must disintegrate the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your arcane ritual, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.
LMAO.
Your objective is si'mple: Destroy the Earth.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a military general. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, horrified by your arrival. Who is this ripe bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must disintegrate the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your arcane ritual, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.
LMAO.
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Robert
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Posted 06 June 2004 - 06:15 AM
This is my evil plan which I would like to do 
Evil Plan ™!
Your objective is si'mple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, amazed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of United Nations. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will faint, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your doomsday device, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with rage, and no man will ever again dare beat you up. Everyone will bow before your incredible power, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.
Evil Plan ™!
Your objective is si'mple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, amazed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of United Nations. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will faint, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your doomsday device, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with rage, and no man will ever again dare beat you up. Everyone will bow before your incredible power, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.
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Cataliste
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Posted 06 June 2004 - 06:22 AM
Pfft! Mines better.
Your objective is si'mple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a pope. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, confused by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must steal the Internet. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your doomsday device, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.
Your objective is si'mple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a pope. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, confused by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must steal the Internet. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your doomsday device, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.
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AbsoluteDrums714
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Posted 06 June 2004 - 06:57 AM
hahaha, world domination, dude that is the funniest thing ever!
"Your objective is si'mple: Widespread Misery.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first clone a pope. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, amazed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must steal the Pacific Ocean. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must let loose your great supernatural forces, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your unmatched physical prowess, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god."
dude,m where do you guys get this stuff!!!
"Your objective is si'mple: Widespread Misery.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first clone a pope. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, amazed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must steal the Pacific Ocean. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must let loose your great supernatural forces, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your unmatched physical prowess, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god."
dude,m where do you guys get this stuff!!!
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Kimoflea
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Posted 12 June 2004 - 03:13 AM
Oh.. its a site taking the piss out of porn sites. But with prawns.
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