"What type?", asked the bartender.
The man replied "Anything but Alpine"
"Why not?", said the bartender, "Alpine is pretty good".
"Well...", the man began,"last week I drank 15 of them, and blew chunks".
"If ya drank 15 of any beer you would probably blow chunks!" the bartender exclai'med.
"No you don't understand", said the man. "Chunks is my dog!!!"