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[Charlie Hustle]

a friend of mine told me this and I had to post it . he said one day he went into the store to buy some candy. he had a few dollars in his pocket but when he reached into his pocket he accidentally pulled out the porno pic he printed off the internet.
I thought it was the funiest thing but not sure if u will

ps. my friend is a total perv but in a funny way

[xx_WLT_xx]

LOL!!   I've also encountered that. Me classmate found a folded bondpaper and didn't bother to open it till class. He did not know that inside it was.... ahh..... you know....

[Hydrogen]

well....I have melted my shoe before..... :closedeyes: I was still wearing it...

there are a ton of stupid things I have done...funny thing is...I know they are stupid...but I do em anyway...just because its fun

[Stew]

I started a fire in the cafeteria...

[Kimoflea]

One of my more recent embarrasing moments:

I was going to a tarts and vicars party for my friend's 16. Parents decided to go out, so I had to catch the bus dressed as an absolute tart.. mini skirt, fishnets, whip, you name it. Not only was it bad enough that every stranger was staring at me, but on the bus were loads of my brothers friends, just assuming thats how I dress. I had to sit on that bus for 25 minutes.. and they still call me a CENSORED 

[Frosty]

Its not my most embarassing, I'm not gonna post that! but one when I was in pri'mary school I called the teacher 'mum' a couple of ti'mes by mistake, and everyone laughed, poor me but in comprehensive/high school I'm like one of the coolest yay me!!

Edited by frosty_195, 11 June 2004 - 05:00 AM.

[Stew]

One of my more recent embarrasing moments:

I was going to a tarts and vicars party for my friend's 16. Parents decided to go out, so I had to catch the bus dressed as an absolute tart.. mini skirt, fishnets, whip, you name it. Not only was it bad enough that every stranger was staring at me, but on the bus were loads of my brothers friends, just assuming thats how I dress. I had to sit on that bus for 25 minutes.. and they still call me a CENSORED 

what's tarts and vicars? and what are tarts?

[Kimoflea]

Vicars are Church of England Priests- the guys had to come dressed as these, and tarts are CENSOREDs basically- girls had to come dressed like this. I think guys had an option to as well actually..

[lucashoal]

ooh, guys in that kinda clothes? If it happened...and they looked good..mmm, the possibilities..

Heh, go me for understanding british culture though, I understood the whole thing even if I'd never heard of such a party ^^;

[AnnaBella]

I kicked a nun in Kindergarden and broke her leg. I was 5 and expelled from Catholic school.

I fell face first into a pile of horse poop after I went riding.

A dog humped my head at a family reunion (a friend's family reunion, not my own)

and finally........instead of hitting a high note, I belched into the microphone at a karaoke contest where over 500 people were whatching me. (I still took home 1st place though)

~Anna~

Edited by AnnaBella, 11 June 2004 - 05:49 AM.

[Hanneh]

Hehehe. I was wearing a skirt...then I fell down a mud hill onto a piece of barbed wire covered by a teletubby kite infront of loads of people. I screamed at school because the ribena machine made weird noises and I got some well weird looks. I pinched a chip off a randomer thinking it was my friend and kicked a random persons football thinking it was my friends. I broke my friends ruler and her new birthday present...I walked into a lampost that I didn't know was there, ran downstairs naked because I couldn't find anything to wear, just to find all my older brothers mates downstairs...Uhh the list goes on.

[ReaperBanned]

I couldn't find anything to wear, just to find all my older brothers mates downstairs

Wow...   hahaha most embarassing moment I had, Well, I don't have embarrsing moments, because I fall over on purpouse in front of people so they fall over me. It's quite funny.

[AbsoluteDrums714]

didnt happen to me, but at my old school (prvate catholic, gross, I know) there was this kid in the hall before class, and he was doing his homework, he was really pissed off at somekid who kept bothering hi'm, so when a brother (priest kinda person that works at he school) tapped hi'm on the shoulkder, he thought it ws the other kid, and he stabbed hi'm in the arm with his pencil!!

[AbsoluteDrums714]

no pants day! thats sounds like fun? any hot chicks take part in that? I want details!!

EDIT: spelling

Edited by AbsoluteDrums714, 11 June 2004 - 06:23 PM.

[Darkness]

no pants day was in may... and just talking about it on the boards was scary

[AbsoluteDrums714]

damn, I wish I knew about this site in may

[Fear]

I wish I was active in May. I decided I would  just go unactive and not come back. But I did...lol

Mine would has to be when I was at the mall and banged into a huge flower pot thingy. you knowthose things that have those trees in them to decorate the mall? I was 10 or 11. all these teenagers we right next to me when it happened and they started to make fun of me. lol..it was pretty fun though.

[bargain]

My most embarrasing moment happened this past friday. we had an awards ceremony for the honoroll and stuff. The principal called my name and everyone was clapping. I didn't get up because I was clapping. nobody was clapping anymore and I was left there. the whole student body stared at me and I got up and accepted my award.
It was all purposely done,but embarassing never the less

[Jakezilla]

dude I think that green thing is humping the pig.

Anywho, she ran down naked?! I wonder what the guys did.

[Funnlecake]

ran down naked, that must uv been a good site

[bargain]

dude I think that green thing is humping the pig.

Anywho, she ran down naked?! I wonder what the guys did.

LMAO No,He's riding the pig  Gir loves piggies, but not like that

[Jakezilla]

Dude, does Invader Zi'm even come on anymore? 

[bargain]

Dude, does Invader Zi'm even come on anymore? 

yes. when you have 300 channels