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[Charlie Hustle]

Stand perfectly still for exactly 1 minute, turn right 90 degrees and repeat.

Run around, knocking things over, while screaming, "They're coming! They're coming!"

Choose a victi'm, run up and hug them while yelling, "Uncle Joe! It's you!" (Gender doesn't really matter)

Put on a blue vest and a smilie face pin and walk around like you own the world.

Peer around the corner of the bathroom door with your eyes bugged out.

Fall asleep in the bedding department. (like, really do it...)

Pretend to fall dead in one of the isles and have your friend search your body.

Put on a black trenchcoat and walk around the store in a pattern, always keeping one hand in your pocket.

Beg for food at the food court.

Crawl around on your hands and knees and wi'mper.

Lay on the floor until vultures start circling.

Sit down, apparently in a daze, and mutter, "There's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home...I just want to go home to my Auntie Em..." and tap your heels together.

I got these from http://wwwhateverxpage.com/walmart3
srry if we cant post websites.

Edited by don_magic_wan, 11 June 2004 - 07:46 PM.

[AbsoluteDrums714]

oo, another one of these babies, bring it on!...lets see:

put the most expensive things you can find in a shopping cart, go to the checkout line, but pretend you forgot your wallet

make a camp fire in the camping equipment section

try to pay them with hugs

pretend your a spy on a mission to assasinate the manager

[Darkness]

I did this once with a friend: Jump up and down on the display trampolines and do flips (front or back only) "Screaming "Can you see my butt!?" as you flip it's great, but we had to run away from the guy who got mad at us

[AbsoluteDrums714]

put on a salvation army santa claus suit and beg for money, if no one gives you any, say "is this where you want to be when jesus comes back???" 

<haha, little Joe Dirt quote there, any1 catch it?>

EDIT: oh my god!!!! I have 182 posts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! blink-182!!!!!!!!!! yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!      

Edited by AbsoluteDrums714, 11 June 2004 - 07:56 PM.

[Darkness]

I like mine alot. My friend ran up to a random kid and gave hi'm a wedgie lol NOT ADVISED. This kid's mom was pissed!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edited by Darkness, 11 June 2004 - 07:59 PM.

[Charlie Hustle]

if I find anymore I'll post them

[AbsoluteDrums714]

haha, thats great