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#1 Charlie Hustle

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Posted 11 June 2004 - 08:04 PM

Stop the Slaughter! Boycott Baby Oil!

[email protected].

Work Harder! Millions on Welfare depend on you.

51% Angel, 49% CENSORED. Don't push it!

Horne broke. whatch for Finger.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

I'm not an alcoholic. I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.

Don't upset me. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

Next mood swing: 6 minutes. Keep safe distance

If you don't like my attitude, stop looking at my Stickers

CoWgIrLs WaNt MoRe ThAn An EiGhT sEcOnD RiDe!!!

This is not an abandoned vehicle.

I have good Brakes, Do you have GOOD Insurance?

Don't Blame me. I voted.

If you can read this, thank your teacher.

When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.

Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.

Unless you're a hemorrhoid, get off my ass!

Pardon my driving, I am reloading.

Have fun in bed with someone you love. Use your car for better things.

I'm not playing with myself, I'm just adjusting my jewellery.

Follow your dreams, not me.

Sorry if I look interested, I'm not!

Guys have feelings too? Who cares...

I go from zero to CENSORED in 3.5 seconds.

A real gentleman wouldn't stare at my stickers.

Never drive faster than your Guardian Angel can fly. And mine goes pretty fast.

Driver carries no cash. He's married.

I'm not a complete idiot, some pieces are missing.

If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.

I'm not drunk shilly sit

I'm not as drunk as you think I am

All in favour of Viagra please rise

thx to giantsticker.com

Edited by don_magic_wan, 11 June 2004 - 08:07 PM.


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Posted 11 June 2004 - 08:05 PM

:) these are fuuny

#3 Darkness

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Posted 11 June 2004 - 08:09 PM

I got one (I saw it on an 18-wheeler, you'll see why) it read: "I've got a big ass, you ain't gettin' 'round."

and I saw this on a car: "My kid's an honor student so screw you parents with stupid kids."

:) I love those two

#4 Charlie Hustle

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Posted 11 June 2004 - 08:10 PM

I got another one "I molested your honor student"

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Posted 11 June 2004 - 08:13 PM

I saw this one on a car CENSORED the haters!

#6 Darkness

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Posted 11 June 2004 - 08:15 PM

This guy had one becausetom made (he's strange) it reads: Get drunk 'cause it's gettin' KRUNK up in here!! :)   :p   :D

#7 AbsoluteDrums714

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Posted 11 June 2004 - 08:40 PM

"my hockey player son could beat up your honors student daughter"


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