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He's cruzin down the road doing 80, then 90, with the wind blowing through the little bit of hair still left on his head and says " this reminds me of when I was young" and he gets a little more spunky and floors it and the next thing he know he's doing 110.
Just about then he look's in the rear view mirror and realizes he's got a police car with it's light's on trying to catch up with hi'm.
He thinks about trying to outrun the police, but figures he's too old to be doing that, and he pulls over and sure to follow is Mr. Policeman.
The police walks to the car and say's " What are you thinking? Your doing 110mph. My shift is almost over and it's Friday night. If you can give me one good reason why you were driving that fast, that I haven't heard ever before, I will let you go".
So the little old man say's " Officer about a year and a half ago my wife ran off with a policeman who looked just like you, and when I seen you trying to catch up to me, I figured you were trying to bring her back"!
