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[ATHFBlink]

Okay so anyways, we have like a gift tihng at our school like u can sned stockings to ppl for xmas.. anyways during 5th period the loudspeeker comes on and the person says

"To all students, whoever has eaten the COAL in their stockins, if you got one, please report to the office. We know you may have been confused about it and just ate it, so PLEASE come to the office as soon as possible"

LMAO a person actually ATE THE COAL

[Bão]

LMAO! If you eat coal, how sick will you get?

[Eggy]

Very...very...sick

Who the hell is so stupid as to eat coal?

[Niche]

Lmao ok so the person didnt realise he was eatin coal....

[Eggy]

But what can u mistake coal as? Some hard chalky type of candy? lol

[Gargar]

that person wont get very far in life... XD

[Eggy]

I wonder if that person just said "Hmmm coal... I never ate coal before..."

[Archon]

Perhaps it was someone who was very slow.

[Baked]

Mmm mm! Colonel's d-lishus coal!

[Cory]

LOL....That is hilarious. If I was at your school I think I would have went to the office and just waited to see who had ate the coal.


I dont think coal will kill you, maybe just make him sick...

There are only two substances on earth that every human doesnt need at least a little off.

One being mercury and the other being uhhh....I dont remember but it wasn't coal.

[pyke]

Coal an have deadly substances in it . Charcoal sticks can clean out your system though, so maybe he got lucky and just puked it out xD

[Wicked]

That is funny... I still don't see how a person could mistaken coal for anything...

[Cory]

It was probably just some ignorant person saying, hey lets go eat the coal.


Maybe s/he was to stupid to realize that coal wasn't meant to be digested.

[Wicked]

I'd mistake it for chocolate o.o

hmmm.... A big black lump of chocolate... :blink:

Edited by Shadowwolves, 02 December 2005 - 02:07 PM.

[SupermanFTM]

But once you have it in your mouth, really, how can you still think it's chocolate?! Anyway, I bet he doesn't come to school the following day

[Eggy]

They use treated charcoal for people who have alchohol poisoning

[Vegas]

mebbe it was a bet...alot of people eat nasty stuff in our skool for like $5

[Will]

Coal! It's whats for dinner.

[Eggy]

Zanzibar can have his coal... im having a grilled cheese...

[Wicked]

Coal! It's whats for dinner.

That's funny. You can have mine Zanzibar.

[Jaf]

.... Coal?
Ok I admit that I fed a girl in 2nd grade all the fillings of my pencils just because she could eat it.

[Eggy]

I once ate a piece of tinfoil... :blink:

[Balistix]

eggy, how does it taste..

[Magma]

I know what that person could have thought.. theres this coal shaped and colored buble gum and maybe he thought that was it lol.. stil the taste would suck