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[eddy]

I just wanted to see if anybody else shoplifts. I feel really guilty, but it is so fun when you get free stuff. I am too submissive to peer pressure. Anyway, I started when I was 10 years old and now I am 13.

[Archon]

I remember I took a pack of gum once.

[eddy]

That's mostly what I do. I go to food lion and take like 8 packs of gum, put it somewhere, and come back 4 more times. I took earrings from Kohl's once. The alarm went off, but nobody did anything. I gave ti to my GF.

[RandomNameIgnoreIt]

Does taking free sodas (free because I just took it) from a place where I was employed count?

[Alex]

Ive been tempted to just for the fun of it o.o
Never done it though.

[Darkness]

1 pack of gum, that's all

[eddy]

You guys make me feel like I am the worst person in the world!

[Darkness]

why? You only stole 31 packs of gum more than me.

[Alex]

Speaking of gum, I havent had gum for 2.5 years I really want some.

[eddy]

I said that's what I did once. Other times I took 5 packs, 20 packs, and even took candy, and lunchables and stuff. I laso took 2 earrings fomr kohl's that were worth 65.00 total. In total, I most have tooken at least 300 packs of gum and candy.

Speaking of gum, I havent had gum for 2.5 years I really want some.

Go lift some.

[Darkness]

Speaking of gum, I havent had gum for 2.5 years I really want some.

OMFG OFFTOPIC!!!!Q but really, then buy some (Or steal it, as to pertain to the topic.)

I said that's what I did once. Other times I took 5 packs, 20 packs, and even took candy, and lunchables and stuff. I laso took 2 earrings fomr kohl's that were worth 65.00 total. In total, I most have tooken at least 300 packs of gum and candy.

Fine, then 299 more packs than me, and about $200 more than me. So what, same difference.

I think stealing is wrong, so I don't do it. That was only once, when I was like nine, so

[Sean]

I took Tic-Tacs when I was 5 and got caught

I've taken a couple other things,
mainly candy ^^

[eddy]

I know it is wrong, and I feel guilty. but it is too hard to quit. People at shcool know that I will always have gum in school and it's cool. I will quit when I become 18 becasue then It would be a misdemeneor.

What happened when you got caught? My friend got caught taking a soda when he was 5. The store owner let him have it.

[Darkness]

What happened when you got caught? My friend got caught taking a soda when he was 5. The store owner let him have it.

HA, I got caught by my mom taken some candy I said my dad bought me. She told me to put it back and that I was a bad boy. Well, so serves well when your 7. That was an unsuccesssful lift I guess.

[Melchoire]

I took toys and 2 times a playstation mag and Demo Game CD Haven't done it in a long time though

[eddy]

I did it just today again. The whole haul was worth about $25.00 dollars.

4 packs of orbit = $4.00
3 packs of mechanical pencils = $6.00
3 packs of batteries = $15.00

I just take stuff from grocery stores now. Becasue the incident at kohl's scared the fuck outta me.

[Darkness]

fuck

ZOMG uncensored!!!!!Q

[eddy]

Is it supposed to be censored? Someone else's wasn't censored either.

[hey]

Shoplifting is for n00bs who can't get jobs.

Edited by hey, 26 February 2006 - 06:00 PM.

[Darkness]

Shoplifting is for n00bs who can't get jobs.

Yeah, at 7 and 9, you can't get a job so ha!

[Radiuju]

How the bloody hell do people shoplift<_<
Ever heard of security/people? or care to elaborate me?
Gum isnt worth the risk:angry:

[Archon]

How the bloody hell do people shoplift<_<
Ever heard of security/people? or care to elaborate me?
Gum isnt worth the risk:angry:

They normally don't put security guards to check you for gum.

[Grizzly]

How the bloody hell do people shoplift<_<
Ever heard of security/people? or care to elaborate me?
Gum isnt worth the risk:angry:

Clothes and electronics are hard to shoplift, but food isn't. You can fit just about anything in a North Face jacket and the security doesn't go off for food

as for clothes:
I once took out a shirt out of Macys at the mall forgetting to put it back and the alarm did go off, but the guy just let me leave. So all throughout the day I was walking in and out of stores as the alarm went off and they all let me off the hook (I had no idea I was carrying an unbought shirt). I'm guessing it was because I was with my mom and we don't look much at all devious.. I did notice the shirt after I went in one store and as I left the store, the lady did stop me. I just told her what actually did happen and we were going to put it back at macys and she just let me leave. So throughout the 4-5 shops I've been nobody actually checked me once.. So if you do try to shoplift clothes.. make sure you're with an innocent looking adult that can pass as your parent and if you do get caught just tell them this ^ story

[Lemonblood]

I stole some choclate coins when I was 3.5 years old.. by accident.

[Tetiel]

When I was 5 years old I was in 1st grade and we took a field trip to Giant (the local grocery store) and we were in the bulk section of the store where they had all the candy and such. I was looking at a piece of root beer candy and the teacher called us over to a different section and not realizing it I put it in my pocket. I didn't mean to, but...

So after we got home I realized I had it in my pocket and I felt terrible. Of course I ate it. I was a kid, what was I to do I kept it my secret until it ate me alive because I felt so guilty a couple days later. I went crying to my dad telling him what happened and he took me to the store and paid one cent for the piece of candy. Haha... I was so innocent then. But of course.. I haven't done anything since but... I still laugh at myself