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[Tetiel]

Lol. I'm going to be a teacher... and I'm so going to steal that xD
What does he say on the other days?

Let's seeee... today it was...

Wednesday we remember who? Odin! Who doesn't have an eye! Why? He tried to drink from the pool of (I can't remember what) and in order to do that he had to pluck out one of his eyes to gain all knowledge! We must remember him today by drinking from the pool of knowledge and giving up our ignorance!

[Ives]

My old biology teacher SUCKED. He would constantly give people in football an A because he was the football coach - and he started thinking he was the shit for swearing at me the first day of class. so I ended up getting so pissed that he was such a jackass I ended up telling the teacher about him.

A few days later he got mad, tried beating the shit out of me. He was fat, so he wasnt fast enough compared to me so all I did was manage to hit him once and get to the office in time.

[Elemental]

My student teacher has been in my class around 2 months. Already he has spelt simple words incorrectly that a grade two would know.

Some of them are:

Balloons (Teachers: Baloons)
Meter (teachers: Metre)
Body (teachers: bdy, he forgot the o...)
Ducky ( Teachers: Duckie)

If you don't put up your hand and just shout out an answer, he would either say 5 push ups or, ''remember in CAPP class, put up your hands if you want to speak? 5 push ups!''

Today he gave us 35 minutes to complete a 90 question (6 page) science test and he didn't even tell us what it is on or either review it.

I told my home base teacher and I think hes talking to him right now.

Wow, a teacher spelling things wrong.
This reminds me of the time we were doing math and he was saying how this kids answer was wrong, then on the board he realized he was wrong and said he was just testing us to see if we'd know if he was wrong

And that's weird about the test thing, and 35 minutes, that's a bit too little

[Adesity]

My history teacher, I swear is crazy; but we still like him XD He's an awesome teacher though. But he writes on his walls when he doesn't have enough room on the whiteboard which makes the janitor mad.
Anyhow, theres this one time when he took us on this "crusade". He told us to take our shoes out, barefoot. No one knew what was going on so we did so. And then he lead us through the forest (full of branches, thorns, etc.)
Yea, that was a painful experience.

[dolphinbomb]

My advanced chemistry teached is obsessed with Arsenic. Seriously. Get her started, and she'll go on for an hour or so about it. Excellent way to stall in class.

I had a composition class last year, and the teacher was possibly the most incompetent english teacher I've ever had. Every single assignment, test, handout, etc had at least 1 (if not 2) grammatical or spelling mistake(s).

Everytime I noticed one (I'm a grammar and spelling nazi), I would very openly tell him in the middle of class. I think he hates me now

Edited by dolphinbomb, 08 March 2006 - 06:05 PM.

[jpt]

Last year my English teacher would go off on stories about her life. There was a kid in my class who would randomly ask her a question about where she went to college, where she grew up, ect. Everytime he asked we wasted the entire class listening to her. She also got typos almost every paper.

[Martin]

Last year my English teacher would go off on stories about her life. There was a kid in my class who would randomly ask her a question about where she went to college, where she grew up, ect. Everytime he asked we wasted the entire class listening to her. She also got typos almost every paper.

Same here! My math teacher would also do that too! She would ramble on and on about her life such as her basket weaving. She was nice and gave me some good grades! My civics teacher always says Your killimg me" He says that about 20 times a day ! All of my teachers are all young (in their 20's to early 30's) cept for my English teacher. Its cool having teachers who aren't from the stone age.