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[Elemental]

My teacher's insane, he always yells, today was funny though, me and a friend decided to compile a list of "catch phrases" he says a lot, some of them are:

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I'm getting mighty upset!

I'm gonna take a fit!

This is unreal!

Shut up!

One person talks, then everyone talks, it's like a disease in here.

Your becoming a royal pain!

Ill give you a shot in the head!

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Anyways, I compiled them, and I filled up a whole page of them!
Also, my friend, he said he knew this guy who had this teacher where
he would bite his finger nails, then put them in his coffee and drink it o.O

Discuss any situations with teachers, or anything weird or funny they've done

[Sakura]

My Western Lit teacher has a tendency to say:
"okay" after ever couple of words.
puts an emphasis on the last syllable of every sentence
and being a tiny, old, chinese lady, if people aren't paying attention she'll say "What, am I speaking Chinese here?"

My World History teacher always said, very dryly, "Life is rich and full" after we got done with a section.

O.o To think, I wanted to be a teacher for a bit, could you imagine the crazy ass stories would have to tell about me? o.o

[Cam]

My old teacher was Brittish and always said "QUIET" lol

[Elemental]

My Western Lit teacher has a tendency to say:
"okay" after ever couple of words.
puts an emphasis on the last syllable of every sentence
and being a tiny, old, chinese lady, if people aren't paying attention she'll say "What, am I speaking Chinese here?"

My World History teacher always said, very dryly, "Life is rich and full" after we got done with a section.

O.o To think, I wanted to be a teacher for a bit, could you imagine the crazy ass stories would have to tell about me? o.o

Wow, that's weird, I once had a suply teacher that said "pronunciate e-v-e-r-y l-e-t-t-e-r, and he'd get mad if you didn't, but yeah, that would be a lot of stories

[Hydrogen]

i had a math professor once who kept saying mmk...i counted about 94 mmk's in one hour once

[Elemental]

i had a math professor once who kept saying mmk...i counted about 94 mmk's in one hour once

That would sound like fun to count something like that, rather than be bored out of your mind all day

[Hydrogen]

That would sound like fun to count something like that, rather than be bored out of your mind all day

this was in high school...i usually slept in that class anyway

[cara]

I have this sub teacher that took long breaths between words.
For example ;

' And .... I ... Went .... Through ...... (moments pass as she breaths heavily) The .... large .... book .... but ... read .... only .. two ... pages!

-And even would stop between words to breath. :blink:

Strange women , I can tell ya that.

[Punk]

Could be something she was born with though. I nkow a couple people that do that.

[Elemental]

I have this sub teacher that took long breaths between words.
For example ;

' And .... I ... Went .... Through ...... (moments pass as she breaths heavily) The .... large .... book .... but ... read .... only .. two ... pages!

-And even would stop between words to breath. :blink:

Strange women , I can tell ya that.

Lol, if I ever got a sub teacher like that, i'd get sent to the office in no time at all cause i'd be laughing so hard, you know, you laugh a lot more when you know youll get in trouble if you do

[cara]

Could be something she was born with though. I nkow a couple people that do that.

No , I doubt it. She would only talk like that when infront of the class. When she would talk , equal loudness , she wouldn't do the constant breathing routine.
It's only when a group is listening to her ... Two or three people she's okay with ... 0.o

Lol, if I ever got a sub teacher like that, i'd get sent to the office in no time at all cause i'd be laughing so hard, you know, you laugh a lot more when you know youll get in trouble if you do

I don't laugh , I feel bad for the women as everyone else laughs.

[Hydrogen]

No , I doubt it. She would only talk like that when infront of the class. When she would talk , equal loudness , she wouldn't do the constant breathing routine.
It's only when a group is listening to her ... Two or three people she's okay with ... 0.o

maybe she cant speak publically...

i once had a teacher that was an aunt of one of the most hated kids at school...there are some bad things i did to him but anyway she would talk in an indian accent and keep threatening kids with a referral

[Elemental]

maybe she cant speak publically...

i once had a teacher that was an aunt of one of the most hated kids at school...there are some bad things i did to him but anyway she would talk in an indian accent and keep threatening kids with a referral

Wow
I had this one supply teacher in grade 5 that always threatened to move our desks, she ended up doing just that though, but then after all her hard work our real teacher came back and moved them back

Once my friend, he got our teachers cell phone number and called him in class, he kept calling, it was funny

[Tetiel]

My Ancient History teacher does the same thing every day. It's okay though he's an awesome teacher, but...

He starts the day off saying that "Today is Thursday which comes from the God of Thunder Thor and his enemies are ice men and trolls. And he rides in a cart pulled my Billygoats. He holds a giant hammer held by a magic mitten. And what is our enemy? Ignorance! And what is our weapon? Learning! So hold up our hammers of learning and let's SMASH our ignorance! Today is Thursday which is cooincidentally the first day of the rest of your life!"

We get a speech like that almost every day. But hey, I don't mind. What's funny though is the silly girls who are "too embarassed to hold up the invisible hammer of learning." I mean c'mon. Everyone else is doing it... why would you be singled out? It's not like he's making you do it on a stage. Just make the man happy

But he's a great teacher. One of my favorites at my school

[amyjia]

when I was in fourth grade, our teacher Ms. Knowles went crazy in class one day.. she said "YOU KIDS ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY!" and then she put her hands on her head like horns and stuck out her tongue and made a horrible demon -like noise. Then she threw some chairs on the door and said "NO ONE IS LEAVING!" umm so yeah.. some kids threaten to break out the windows, so she came to her senses and let out out.. That day after school, she ran her car into a tree and we never saw her again.. :blink:

[Rush]

Well, my health teacher keeps on saying "pipe down" a lot
and about the nails and coffee dude thats just plain weird

[Mr. Hobo]

My French teacher always yells at people whispering and tells them that they are disturbing his class. One time I pointed out that yelling that caused more disturbance than I was causing and I got DT's for a week.

My music teacher shoots chairs at people when he's really mad. My math teacher bashes a hockey stick butt first on the desk to get everyone to stop talking.

[Warlord]

My old teacher was Brittish and always said "QUIET" lol

they ever say "tip tip tally ho?"

[Warlord]

I had a history teacher that would tell all these tall tales, but he was cool

[Kimoflea]

When you notice one thing someone says, it really gets on your nerves. I had an Aussie maths teacher, and she would say thankyou all the palooking time. Thankyou would mean be quiet, your answer is correct, please sit down.. Doing the register took forever. "Sarah? [yes] Thankyou. Kim? [yes] Thank you..."

It's the eyebrow syndrome. You never notice it until one day, and then it's so obvious and irritating that it hurts your brain.

[Frizzle]

Hmm, Mr. Hammond..I think he's an English teacher, he could just be a drunk that walks around the school.

Seriously he is always drunk and it's funny to see him trying to walk in a straight line.

We have teachers that bribe and blackmail pupils, ones that crack acutally funny jokes..etc

[Kimoflea]

My chemistry teacher keeps showing us ways of how to commit arson wihtout anyone noticing. He wants a new chem lab

[Sweeney]

My Ancient History teacher does the same thing every day. It's okay though he's an awesome teacher, but...

He starts the day off saying that "Today is Thursday which comes from the God of Thunder Thor and his enemies are ice men and trolls. And he rides in a cart pulled my Billygoats. He holds a giant hammer held by a magic mitten. And what is our enemy? Ignorance! And what is our weapon? Learning! So hold up our hammers of learning and let's SMASH our ignorance! Today is Thursday which is cooincidentally the first day of the rest of your life!"

We get a speech like that almost every day. But hey, I don't mind. What's funny though is the silly girls who are "too embarassed to hold up the invisible hammer of learning." I mean c'mon. Everyone else is doing it... why would you be singled out? It's not like he's making you do it on a stage. Just make the man happy

But he's a great teacher. One of my favorites at my school

Lol. I'm going to be a teacher... and I'm so going to steal that xD
What does he say on the other days?

[Freddy]

my teacher is a crazy hitler nazi. she would always put her hands together everyday and say.... lets get back to class younguns. and always move her hands in the wave. she thought she was so funny and she had the principle all over her. the princ was a man and he was all over her.