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[hey]

10 Fun Things to do at Walmart

1. Go to the perfume section and "try" all the perfumes in the section, making sure the whole area smells like a bunch of perfumes combined into one.
2. Start playing golf with friends and see who can drive the ball the longest until they break something.
3. Put some candy on layaway.
4. Set up a tent in the camping area and sleep there overnight.
5. Take some shampoo from the shelf and start using them in your hair. Claim that you are testing them.
6. Make it look like you are shoplifting something. When they search you, they'll be shocked to find no stolen goods.
7. Challenge other customers to duels with the wrapping paper tubes.
8. Go to the video game section. Then shout loudly "This stuff is SO boring! Why do you people buy it anyway?".
9. Write threats on the bathroom walls like "if you're here at 10am on 4-30-06, you will DIE."
10. If there are several people behind you in the aisles, walk really slow.

[travis]

Throw foam footballs over the wall into other aisles =D

[Random]

Knock over the pillows in the pillow isle.

[Mr. Hobo]

9. Write threats on the bathroom walls like "if you're here at 10am on 4-30-06, you will DIE."

That's kind of pushing it.


Take a piece of gum and say you are tasting it to see if you like it. Spit it back into the wrapper and put the wrapper back in the gum holder and put that on the shelf within 30 seconds

[Christopher Robin]

hahaha toxic xD


i say... ride a bike ALL around the store, to "test its stability and handling"

EDIT:hahaha simon xD

Edited by trixx, 28 March 2006 - 04:36 PM.

[cara]

Nice reson.


I remember I used to take their crayons out of the boxes and write random shit on the walls and floor....Shiznit like 'I R caARAhH'

[Freddy]

Test the condoms before buying them on the sexy female cashier at the Western Union booth who has the nicest ass I've seen in a long time.

I.. I wish. She's the only reason I go to Wal-Mart. Her lovely lady lumps. In the back and in the front.. danananana

lol, complete and utterly the truth.

yeah i think i have done a few of those in my lifetime.

[Raui]

my all time favorite that ive ever herd was go into the shop with some lab coat on and start inspecting the meat and say "This has e coli in it" really loudly

[Cory]

Go down all the isles taking down all the price tags. *any one in retail would realize how much this pisses you off*

Feed the fish every time you walk by, then complain how they are not fed good enough.

Try on expensive jewelry *the one under the counter that the worker has to get out* then try on about ten different things until you find a real nice one, tell the worker how much you like it and want it. When they ask to ring you up tell them that you are broke.

[Melchoire]

Get ready for this...
Find mouse traps and set them up in all sorts of places people will reach into. Like high shelves and get there fingers cracked Just make sure you don't set them off your self (it's happened before)

[Hawk]

And then you get asked kindly to leave... If you pass on the opportunity you get a free ride in the back of a police car

[Mitch]

All time favorite is to glue a dollar or a half doller to the floor and just sit in the aisle away from it and when someone tries to pick it up then you jump out yelling "YOU GOT PUNK'D"

[Hawk]

All time favorite is to glue a dollar or a half doller to the floor and just sit in the aisle away from it and when someone tries to pick it up then you jump out yelling "YOU GOT PUNK'D"

Half dollar? As in the coin? And when you say dollar, do you mean in bills or coins. Im detail oriented when I get bored

My favorite that I heard was filling a cart full of condoms and watch everyone as they see you try and buy them

[Mitch]

Half dollar? As in the coin? And when you say dollar, do you mean in bills or coins. Im detail oriented when I get bored

My favorite that I heard was filling a cart full of condoms and watch everyone as they see you try and buy them

yeah half dollar coin and paper dollar bill.


Rofl on the condom thing.

[Cam]

What use do this?

We cant open stuff or we get like kicked out, This is australia though.

We have K-Mart, I ride the bikes and stuff, Ohhh im tough :blink:

[Noitidart]

hahaha toxic xD
i say... ride a bike ALL around the store, to "test its stability and handling"

EDIT:hahaha simon xD

rofl i like that one

and the set up tent overnight one is hilarious as well haha

[X23X]

go into bathroom and use all toliet paper then put on the brown holder write sorry i guess your just sol cause theres no toilet paper or sumthing along the lines

[Silk]

10. If there are several people behind you in the aisles, walk really slow.

I do a different version of this with a few friends after school. When we are cycling down the hill from school we cycle as if we have just learnt to ride a bike, so we go very slowly, shake the handlebar alot and sometimes just fall over and get back on =P We have challenges to see how many cars we can hold up and how many honks we can get!
It's so fun, passengers on the footpath laugh at us and really it's my favourite way to get rid of all that school stress.

go into bathroom and use all toliet paper then put on the brown holder write sorry i guess your just sol cause theres no toilet paper or sumthing along the lines

I don't know if this is what your saying but use their toilet roll, and after you have wiped your butt with it stick it (with the help of..umm..your shit) back together again xD! I would worship anyone with the guts to do that!

Raui - LOL! We made names up for food bacteria a while ago! Sam Salmonella, Eddy Ecoli, Lizzy Listeria (who lives in your private area) and i forgot the other one

Apparantly Oxford is getting a Walmart! I'm so happy! *grabs the nearest persons hand and dances* Too long have i heard you Amercians talking about this Walmart of yours! I must see it for myself!

[shrouded]

Me and my friends where we live the traffic is horrific and we are gonna drive are cars down every main road which is like 3 at the same time cause theres like 25 of us when we get are license at rush hour

[Raui]

Raui - LOL! We made names up for food bacteria a while ago! Sam Salmonella, Eddy Ecoli, Lizzy Listeria (who lives in your private area) and i forgot the other one

HAHA what could i be...hmm raui *enter text here*

When I was a little kid I used to take pokemon booster packs and open them up right there and sneak any out that I liked. I just said "i wanted to see what was inside" and they never did anything

you little rebel. why didnt i think of that *pokemon GO !*

[Tnt_Titan]

Go to the washroom and write: "There's a camera beneath you"