1. Go to the perfume section and "try" all the perfumes in the section, making sure the whole area smells like a bunch of perfumes combined into one.
2. Start playing golf with friends and see who can drive the ball the longest until they break something.
3. Put some candy on layaway.
4. Set up a tent in the camping area and sleep there overnight.
5. Take some shampoo from the shelf and start using them in your hair. Claim that you are testing them.
6. Make it look like you are shoplifting something. When they search you, they'll be shocked to find no stolen goods.
7. Challenge other customers to duels with the wrapping paper tubes.
8. Go to the video game section. Then shout loudly "This stuff is SO boring! Why do you people buy it anyway?".
9. Write threats on the bathroom walls like "if you're here at 10am on 4-30-06, you will DIE."
10. If there are several people behind you in the aisles, walk really slow.


