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[Frizzle]

I bet your e-penis just grew a little.

[Rawrr]

I bet your e-penis just grew a little.

QFE

[pyke]

Word? That's weird. They don't do that down in NC, anyone who gets in a fight automatically gets a ten day suspension. Those who instigate also recieve punishment.

Ha, thats I don't fight when teachers are around. I haven't ever caused trouble, so I just lie to the teachers about what happened

I end them. I went through a good deal of Isshinryu training, and I have a very good knowledge of the human anatomy. I'm not one to fuck with.

Hahahah spookeh . I just know some military style fighting that my dad taught me.
Oh and lawl at lee's post xD

[pyke]

And if you can't take him fight dirty

[travis]

Well, this one fat azn guy who has been pissing me off, acting all tough, I was finally sick of it so I got in his face, and he was like, no trouble man!


ANyway.

[Charlie Hustle]

a while back when i was in 7th grade i was friends wiht this eigth grader who everyone happened to be afraid of.his biceps were huge. i mena talkin ak-47 type guns. well anywyas we were sittin on the bleacher tellin your mam jokes to each other when some other 9 grade kid walks up and tells me to move out of his seat. out of the entire rows of bleachers he wants to sit in my seat so , i look around and say" i don't see your name on it anywhere" big mistake. the kids hit me in the face. i mena knocked me to the ground its the hardest i've ever been hit. well before i get up to hit him back i see him fly to teh floor. then my buddy(eight grader ) says dont hit him again bitch. he busted the kids nose gave him a black eye and a fat lip all in one punch. hes the reason i started working out. cuz i want to be able to helps my friends when they're are in need

[Apilot]

Yep, I am an honour sutdent so I didn't even get detention

Iam an honor student to and a good one, I still got suspended. and in fighting Im probaly good only got in three actual fights which where easy the first not even a realy. I box, do taichi, and some good ol weapons training. anything is a weapon

Edited by Apilot, 07 June 2006 - 06:54 PM.

[Cam]

Yesterday at school there was a little scrim at the soccer goals and then teachers came over and it wasnt even a fight until everyone started wrestling the hole school ran over and there was like 600 people around it so I just grabbed harley and he grabbed me and we jumped up and down to look like it was a fight, but it was not a real fight, none of it was but the people around the school thought it was.

[nox]

I've been in a grand total of 3 fights. Ever.

1) In Grade 7, some kid wouldn't leave me alone, and then punched me in the jaw. He ended up with a broken nose, I ended up with a 2 broken fingers (caused by my own punches)

Heh, I broke my thumb from punching the wrong way.

A lot of people end up like that, I guess it's more natural not to use your knuckles to punch.

[Kitchwa]

About 3 or 4 months ago i was meant to get in a fight with a year 7 kid who challenged me a year 8 who can bash up his 16 year old brother

Yes well anyway most of my friends and ex-girlfriend didnt want me to do it. So i thought about it and in the end i gave into peer pressure went down to see the chum i was fighting. Everyone formed a circle around me and right in the corner of the circle i see the kid who challenged me pissing himself and trying to get away whilst his friends are dragging him back in. So at this time i was feeling pretty cocky so i started lauging at him which made him cry xD To this day he knows that if he ever walks up to me ill send him straight to the ground.. i forgot to mention, he had all his friends waiting for me to throw the 1st punch so they could join in -shakes head- so anyway raui and all my friends had my back aswell.

Lucky teachers came over and saw a cirlce with 1 guy standing in it and broke it up.. if they didnt that vagina woulda been in trouble (didnt wanna sound cocky but i know i could snap him)
To this day i havent ever had a fight in my entire life ;_; People are either really scared of me or they think im weak >_>

[Bryan]

To all of you self-proclaimed "self-defense" trained expert-people. I guarantee you, get into a bar fight, and tell me you're going to pull some Mr. Miagi shit, it aint going to happen. The thing is, when a fight happens, the stronger and more experienced person is going to win 99% of the time. I don't care if you can do a triple-makka-jakka-notachi-roundhouse kick, you're gonna get your ass beat if your smaller and don't fight as well. There aren't rules in fights, do whatever you can to win. A little referee aint going to break it up.

Edit: To stay on topic, fights are fun. Me and my friends have a little fight club (nothing too hard, just boxing with 2 oz gloves & mouthpieces) tis fun =P

[Mitch]

Man, You should have knifed the kid.

[nox]

Man, You should have knifed the kid.

I'm sure that's exactly what you would of done.

Edited by eat ur face, 08 June 2006 - 08:58 AM.

[Mitch]

I'm sure that's exactly what you would of done.

Nah, But most fights in my school end with someone being knifed =/

[Christopher Robin]

Those are all the fights I've been in. I'll never actually start a fight, but dammit, I end them. I went through a good deal of Isshinryu training, and I have a very good knowledge of the human anatomy. I'm not one to fuck with.

Way to be, same here... minus the training stuff. I don't start them, but I sure as hell finish them.

[Vegas]

Dont usually seriously scrap no more but long time ago in like grade school me and my now best friend used to always fight cuz I was new to the school and I was gettin really along with his friends and I guess he didnt like that and was mayb jelous or something. Good times.

Funny fights I seen was 2 younger foreign chinese kids jus going at it in grade school. We never found out what it was about but it was funny cuz they were shouting and goin crazy.

[Grizzly]

Dude the same exact thing happened to me. A few years ago in middle school, I made fun of some kid and he got pissed and punched me in the mouth. I was furious and I chased after him, but a teacher stopped us. Then he went around the school telling people he kicked my ass.

And he didn't even get in trouble

[pyke]

To all of you self-proclaimed "self-defense" trained expert-people. I guarantee you, get into a bar fight, and tell me you're going to pull some Mr. Miagi shit, it aint going to happen. The thing is, when a fight happens, the stronger and more experienced person is going to win 99% of the time. I don't care if you can do a triple-makka-jakka-notachi-roundhouse kick, you're gonna get your ass beat if your smaller and don't fight as well. There aren't rules in fights, do whatever you can to win. A little referee aint going to break it up.

Edit: To stay on topic, fights are fun. Me and my friends have a little fight club (nothing too hard, just boxing with 2 oz gloves & mouthpieces) tis fun =P

Big doesn't mean everything. God one of my dads friends is 5'9 and beat the shit out of someone WAY bigger then him. Mainly you gotta keep your head and be tough.

[Vegas]

Big doesn't mean everything. God one of my dads friends is 5'9 and beat the shit out of someone WAY bigger then him. Mainly you gotta keep your head and be tough.

The Flip is right. Unless you a black belt who has been trainin and experienced for a long time, basic shit you learn like in gym class wont do you much help. For unexperienced fighters ..they jus fight on instincts.

Usually in scraps I've seen, the people juss grab each other and try to punch or take the other guy down. But ye bigger and stronger doesnt always mean win. Its will, determination, and my favorite...anger.

[Ives]

I've been in around 10 or 20 fights, because I used to always be that kid who got pissed off at everyone - for no reason! Only once or twice did I lose, mainly because the occasion I was I was picked against more than three people.

[Warlord]

The one fight I ever got in was in middle school, this little shit knocks my glasses off in the hallway after lunch and runs off, so the next day the little shit's getting behind me in the lunchroom aiming to do this again, so I shove the little pissmonkey in front of me, his meager attack consisted of tugging at my shirt sleeve while I sat there punching him.... then the lunchroom attendant comes to break up the fight, and grabs him by the pants

Afterwards his goon friends would try claiming he beat the crap out of me, what a crock of shit, since when is tugging on a sleeve considered beating the crap out of someone?

[Bryan]

Big doesn't mean everything. God one of my dads friends is 5'9 and beat the shit out of someone WAY bigger then him. Mainly you gotta keep your head and be tough.

I was just saying bigness is a factor. Like I said, 99% of the time, the big guy whens, unless he can't fight. Whereas, someone like Ken Shamrock could beat the shit out of say Andre the Giant.

Size doesn't always matter, but usually people don't know how to fight. They usually consist of flailing the arms, foaming at the mouth. But eh =/

[Wicked]

I got into one fight back in elementary school... This jerk came up to my sister and started threatening her with a knife. And she didn't tell me til we got home...The next day I took him down. Picture a 4 foot tall girl beating up a 6 foot guy. lol
Funny thing is he got suspended from school and I didn't