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[Ender]

Yeah, well today I was outside at lunch hanging out with friends and playing basketball. This one kid named Brian that no one likes then came up and was acting retarded, so I threw the ball at him, and it hit his face. (I wasn't intending it to hit there...)

So, Brian started crying and when I wasn't looking he came up and punched me in the lip, which caught on to my braces. Being pissed, I threw a quick jab at his shoulder and had enough sense to walk away.

Apparantly, he spread around the entire school that he beat me up; even though I ended the fight before it became a big deal -- and since when was one hit to the mouth beating someone up? Luckily, people know me and everyone hates him -- so they don't believe him, and I'm friends with a lot of the bigger/stronger kids and they said if he starts anything up again they have my back.

-yawns- I'd say that the stronger man is the one who ends the fight; I kinda wish that I really fought back because of him saying that he beat me up, though. >_>

Discuss any schoolyard fights that you were involved in.

[Tetiel]

When I was in 1st grade I beat up all of the boys

One serious fight though I ended up with a black eye but he got a black gut. Oh... those were the days.

[Ender]

When I was in 1st grade I beat up all of the boys

One serious fight though I ended up with a black eye but he got a black gut. Oh... those were the days.

Haha. You tell them, Tet.

[Apilot]

I was involved in one, wasnt even realy a fight. A kid walked up to me that i didnt even know he slapped me. At this time my angry black friend who just got done with a messy break up with his uber hot girlfriend, was standing right be hind me. I started to step forward but my friend already knocked the living crap out of him. I got suspended for two days doin absolutly nothing

[Ender]

I was involved in one, wasnt even realy a fight. A kid walked up to me that i didnt even know he slapped me. At this time my angry black friend who just got done with a messy break up with his uber hot girlfriend, was standing right be hind me. I started to step forward but my friend already knocked the living crap out of him. I got suspended for two days doin absolutly nothing

Lol, that's strange. Principals always give such dumb punishments. It's not YOUR fault your friend defended you. Props to your friend, though.

[hoju]

-yawns- I'd say that the stronger man is the one who ends the fight; I kinda wish that I really fought back because of him saying that he beat me up, though. >_>

Discuss any schoolyard fights that you were involved in.

Yea you are, only losers start beef and shit for a dumb reason.

[k0oLg1]

I was involved in one, wasnt even realy a fight. A kid walked up to me that i didnt even know he slapped me. At this time my angry black friend who just got done with a messy break up with his uber hot girlfriend, was standing right be hind me. I started to step forward but my friend already knocked the living crap out of him. I got suspended for two days doin absolutly nothing

Someone chose the wrong time to slap you

[Eeyore]

Some boy once tried to kick me but I caught his leg and swung him into a wall. That was primary school , so his kick was likely really lame, so I managed to grab around his ankle .

Some girl tried to hurt me because I wouldn't give her 20p for her fags in Year 10, I was ignoring her and walking down this street and she tried to pull my hair, I turned around and she gave me a punch and a kick, both of which were reallllly pathetic. Unforunately one hand had my art folder and the other was stopping my bag from falling from my shoulder. So I dropped the strap of my bag into my hand and swung the entire thing at her. I think I winded her, I wouldn't know though, I turned and walked off again.

Edited by Eeyore, 07 June 2006 - 11:33 AM.

[pyke]

I've been into loads of fights. Lost some, won some xD

Most memorable violent thing I did was take downa bully in one blow. He was trying to impress his friends and got right in my face mouthin off. SO I headbutt him in the nose as hard as I oculd

[Ender]

I've been into loads of fights. Lost some, won some xD

Most memorable violent thing I did was take downa bully in one blow. He was trying to impress his friends and got right in my face mouthin off. SO I headbutt him in the nose as hard as I oculd

Pwnt.

[pyke]

Pwnt.

Yep, I am an honour sutdent so I didn't even get detention

[Eeyore]

Yep, I am an honour sutdent so I didn't even get detention

That's ace . I've always been scared about the trouble I'd get into afterward, so it's stopped me from having fights really . I'm such a dork.

[Aethean]

This kid kept shoving/yelling at me, so I walked away and ignore it for months. after he shoved me 5 times (after each i told him to stop) i just punched him in the nose (probably broke it?). he told the principal i punched him because he was black then i was suspended for assult/racism but that was years ago so... back in grade 7

Edited by æthean, 07 June 2006 - 12:15 PM.

[Bão]

I don't fight but I sure love to watch them. Especially when wankstas get their butts kicked. I have a lot of wankstas at my school that think they're in gangs when they don't cause any trouble.

[nox]

Yea you are, only losers start beef and shit for a dumb reason.

he got hit with a ball in the fucking face. i'd hit someone if they threw one at my face.

[Noitidart]

Damm were you able to get your lip out of your braces right away?

Man fights lol gotta love em i do!

[Silk]

Used to fight loads, but not so much anymore. The last serious thing I got into was in Food class, some kid stole the chocolate bar I was using for cooking, and ate it. I got pissed, and went up to him asking for a replacement, which he didn't give so i punched him in the head (not very hard) and pushed him into the oven. He's a lanky guy though, so ofcourse he didn't fit but he did fall back into all the buttons and knobs, which looked painful.

[Bão]

Yep, I am an honour sutdent so I didn't even get detention

Word? That's weird. They don't do that down in NC, anyone who gets in a fight automatically gets a ten day suspension. Those who instigate also recieve punishment.

[Niche]

I havent been in any fights either, but watching them is great entertainment...quite a few fights in my skool they even plan it now.

[Christopher Robin]

Planned fights are teh lame, unless theres a reason for it

I fought A LOT in grade 6, 2 years ago... won 4/5, one was against a retard, he knocked me out, he isn't "retarted", he has a disability, which cause his muscles to grow completely, result of a car crash, or he ran into a car... and he can't grow anymore asshole. I pwned some ass once OMG it was WTF UBER! xD

So my friend knocked him down, we used to run around and knock each other down in grade 6, and he thought it was me, and kept knocking me over for months, I ignored it, even when he was hitting me in the head while sitting on me His punches sucked though. Until he tackled me while I wasn't looking, sat on my stomach and hit me in the head. I was like FUCK YOU! and hit him in the nose... he rolled off me, screamed, and I got up, got my friend and started walking into school, but a teacher got me first, so I got 2 day detention. Showed him

[Brad]

I've been in a grand total of 3 fights. Ever.

1) In Grade 7, some kid wouldn't leave me alone, and then punched me in the jaw. He ended up with a broken nose, I ended up with a 2 broken fingers (caused by my own punches)

2) In Grade 11 (after school) some guy I was arguing with took a swing at me, but I caught his arm and popped it out of the socket. That was the end of that fight.

3) A few weeks ago, I knocked some asshole out at a bar. Again, he started it, I even told the bartender to do something about it. He kept up, I punched him once and flattened him. Cops showed up, and he's the one that got carted off, since I'd been the one trying not to fight. (Thanks to Maxim magazine for pointing out that you can get away with it if you do that)


Those are all the fights I've been in. I'll never actually start a fight, but dammit, I end them. I went through a good deal of Isshinryu training, and I have a very good knowledge of the human anatomy. I'm not one to fuck with.

Edit: I thought of one more thing, but it wasn't really a fight. There's this tennis court in my town, and it's fenced in, with like 30 foot high fences and a roof. I was practising one day, and 4 kids (my age) showed up and wanted to fight. Once they were all on the court, I took off and locked the door to the cage. They were stuck there for around 14 hours. (No cell phones then) They were pissed about it, the cops found them and let them out, but they didn't rat on me, since they were the ones who started it.

Never heard much from them ever again actually.

[Hawk]

Edit: I thought of one more thing, but it wasn't really a fight. There's this tennis court in my town, and it's fenced in, with like 30 foot high fences and a roof. I was practising one day, and 4 kids (my age) showed up and wanted to fight. Once they were all on the court, I took off and locked the door to the cage. They were stuck there for around 14 hours. (No cell phones then) They were pissed about it, the cops found them and let them out, but they didn't rat on me, since they were the ones who started it.

Never heard much from them ever again actually.

ROFL! Not that bright, are they.

Ive never been in a fight.

[Frizzle]

Zulf, I want to fight you now!

The only memorable fight I got into was when I headbutted some kid and almost broke his nose. I walked of pretending I did more damage, when I turned the corner I was in so much pain where I headbutted him wrongly lol.

Fucking hurts.

Oh, and I got a concussion once from being headbutted. Luckily it didn't hurt, was just blood loss.

[Curse]

You should of beat the crap outa him. He is a pussy. Tommorow, if you see him, go up to him and tell him not talking bullshit. If he starting mouthing you off, beat the crap out of him.

[Rawrr]

I would have beaten him in 1/2 a second, plus i'd throw a fastball in that retards face