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[/Max]

Oh yea, "Jesus get off my peanus", you don't think that would disturb me? Common sense there, or at least I thought...

Please don't make me believe you can't spell "penis."

[Naruto2]

I am Catholic and I saw this and I laughed .But I also agree with AliasXNeo , and its not like we christians or catholics make fun of your religion.

Edited by Naruto2, 12 July 2006 - 03:35 AM.

[ink]

I am Catholic and I saw this and I laughed .But I also agree with AliasXNeo , and its not like we christians or catholics make fun of your religion.

You can't be serious... honestly don't even get me started.

[/Max]

Oooh spelling error. Did I hurt your eyes? I'm very sorry.

Well usually, when it's a typo or something, it'd be something like "Pensi" or "PEnis" or "Pneis" or something.. not "Pee Anus"

[sonic]

I am Catholic and I saw this and I laughed .But I also agree with AliasXNeo , and its not like we christians or catholics make fun of your religion.

You seem cool and all,
But I am going to fucking eat you.....

[Darkness]

What do you mean by bull?

I mean, I think it's bullshit. I just don't understand what's wrong with safe sex. It's a lot safer than "having a baby and family" like God says anyway. To me at least.

[Alex]

I dont think this was created with any serious thought to offend anyone. It's more of a joke/song thing. Plus people have posted much worse before.
Due to the request of many others, and due to the fact that no reports were made, Im going to reopen with the hope that you all see it as a joke, and nothing more

[Darkness]

People, it's a stab at bush. Not Christians!

[c]
Keep your Jesus off my penis
Keep your Bible off my balls
Keep your prayers out of my ears
and your crosses off my walls
You can keep the virgin mother and the ressurection too,
keep your jesus off my penis and
I'll keep my penis off of you.

[v1]
Well I'm fricken sick and tired
Of turning on the news
and seeing the religious rights ungodly fights
Trying to take our rihgt to choose
When to bear our children,
Who to love and how,
Education and Protection if we're
just practicing for now.
So, Dubya, look,
obey a book if that's what works for you
But I don't tell you how to pray,
so don't you tell me how to screw.

[c]

[v2]
So you're screaming bloody murder 'bout
The taliban Regime
Subjigating women and being to extreme,
and basin' legislation on some ancient holy book.
Does that sound a bit familiar?
Here's a mirror, have a look!
And as for the Ten Commandements,
they need one more at least,
"Thou shall never cover up the acts of pervert priests."
Now how'd they let that happen?
Unless they just -inaudible-
Well anyway, it's adds another layer to the chorus!

[c]

[v3]
So you'll execute a person,
and protect the single self.
But mercy killed the terminally ill,
and you're going straight to hell.
Well, I don't know much about the word of God
Pardon it from me.
I can tell you what it ain't,
Hypo-Christianity.
Now, I am an anti-Christian
before you grab a rope.
There's beauty in religon,
and joy and love and hope.
And they're all lookin' for the answers,
"Colossal Cosmic Cause,"
But who the fuck are you to turn your views into my laws?
It's just believers in the bible
that would have abortion banned.
Anti-choice agnostics,
I can count 'em on one hand.
As for killing babies,
I have but one retort:
"If someone raped your daughter, George,
you'd beg her to abort."
And if some young girl from your church shows up
with childs small(?) infections,
to taught her what a hard sin it was to use protection.
Well, one day you'll face the pearly gates,
and what' you gonna say?
When that long-haired, Jewish peace-nik sends your ass the other way?

[c]
At least that's what I would do.
Keep your Jesus off my penis
I'll keep my penis off of you.
That's if you want me too..

(After end)
Yep, I'm going to hell.

meh