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Have you ever called your computer a n00b?


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#1 Justin

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Posted 12 July 2006 - 10:28 PM

I must be tired or something. But after the windows update finished it asked if I wanted to restart and I just said "No, stupid n00b" then I realized "Why the hell am I talking to my computer?"

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    #2 Kitchwa

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    Posted 12 July 2006 - 10:37 PM

    I talked to the tv many times whilst half asleep. A few weeks ago mum come out to the living room to see me talking to the wiggles -_-.
    Another time i whilst watching FMA i drifted off to sleep. I woke up standing in a fighting position O_o.

    Edit: I did call my computer a little minger once.. i can't remember what for though.

    Edited by Kitchwa, 12 July 2006 - 10:43 PM.


    #3 dolphinbomb

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    Posted 12 July 2006 - 10:47 PM

    No, but I have yelled various obscenties at it.

    The last time being about 45 minutes ago when Morrowind crashed <_<

    #4 Vegas

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    Posted 12 July 2006 - 10:50 PM

    You know when you been on the computer too long when.......

    You start talking to it.

    #5 Charmender

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    Posted 12 July 2006 - 10:55 PM

    I talk to my pc all the time, its like no fuck off i dont want to restart or fuck you shitty error

    #6 Warlord

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    Posted 12 July 2006 - 10:55 PM

    I used to threaten my computer with death and severe beatings :p

    #7 dolphinbomb

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    Posted 12 July 2006 - 10:56 PM

    I talk to my pc all the time, its like no fuck off i dont want to restart or fuck you shitty error

    I do that too, if I'm in a bad mood :D

    #8 Lemonblood

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    Posted 12 July 2006 - 10:57 PM

    Many many many times.

    #9 /Max

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    Posted 12 July 2006 - 10:57 PM

    My computer was randomly freaking out, so I flipped out and called it a "Fucking Nubcake" hahahhaa

    Yay@ me @ 4 in the morning

    #10 Guest_Xth Cannon_*

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    Posted 12 July 2006 - 11:03 PM

    What annoys me is when it is late and I cant find the error in the code <_< Then I call it names ^_^

    Edited by Xth Cannon, 12 July 2006 - 11:05 PM.


    #11 Amagius

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    Posted 12 July 2006 - 11:39 PM

    The only time I ever call my computer a name is when I find corrupted data -- then and only then will I apply over twenty names -- perhaps obscene, we don't know -- to my computer.

    #12 3ad3oy

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    Posted 13 July 2006 - 01:20 AM

    haha totally
    i call it a noob or yell various obscenities when it crashes and stuff

    but if it crashes too much
    i end up booting into os x

    mac power!

    #13 Sweeney

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    Posted 13 July 2006 - 05:37 AM

    I often threaten to throw it out the window :p
    Especially when it keeps failing to do a perfectly simple task x.x

    #14 Magma

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    Posted 13 July 2006 - 05:39 AM

    I yell at my computer when it comes to an error and shuts down a program im running or I hate when it keeps asking you if you want to restart your computer after almost every update you put in it... gets annoying.

    #15 �ƻ

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    Posted 13 July 2006 - 06:13 AM

    jeez you guys all need better computers lol mine never crashes or anything like that... I never yell at my computer

    #16 Wicked

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    Posted 13 July 2006 - 06:17 AM

    Only when I can't get it to work like I want it too... Then I start talking to it... You know for moral support lol

    #17 juju

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    Posted 13 July 2006 - 06:25 AM

    I've yelled at my old computer plenty of times saying things like "Hurry up!" or "What the hell?", but I have yet to yell at my laptop <3 ^_^.

    #18 Freddy

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    Posted 13 July 2006 - 06:28 AM

    Usually when my computer crashes some program or just plain crashes I always threaten it by saying, your gonna feel this crash. Add a few obscenities and then you acually have what I said. I personally like to call my computer a whore. Since it does a lot of things. ^_^

    Edited by Freddy, 13 July 2006 - 06:29 AM.


    #19 nox

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    Posted 13 July 2006 - 06:37 AM

    i hit my monitor when im pissed off sometimes, so hard one time it fell of my desk.
    </badass>

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    #20 Justin

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    Posted 13 July 2006 - 06:39 AM

    I can understand yelling at it when its messing up like "****ing computer!"

    But its just wierd that I called my computer a noob.

    #21 Cam

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    Posted 13 July 2006 - 06:39 AM

    I normally give it the general punch or the general "You f'ing piece of shit"

    ^_^

    #22 Random

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    Posted 13 July 2006 - 07:15 AM

    I've yelled at my old computer plenty of times saying things like "Hurry up!" or "What the hell?", but I have yet to yell at my laptop <3 ^_^.

    Same here, once I told my computer is better not crash or I'd stab its USB port xD

    #23 otherworld

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    Posted 13 July 2006 - 07:21 AM

    my old comp crashed a few times every day so i sweared it it alot and ended up brakig the keyboard

    but now i have a new computer so im allright now

    #24 Silk

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    Posted 13 July 2006 - 07:32 AM

    I've never yelled at my computer, however at those annoying blue screens, I find myself muttering some random profanity (just to myself, not at the computer) and I growl a bit :p

    #25 XenoCyde

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    Posted 13 July 2006 - 07:35 AM

    no?


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