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#1 Sida

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Posted 21 August 2006 - 08:49 AM

Msn conversation with some jerk that started acting like a dick:

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?............................................. says:
ejgviofbhkdglbjhlkrtnhrtgklbjhblgfkg
[-( Anys )-] // [.TFC.] says:
Ooh
[-( Anys )-] // [.TFC.] says:
That's hard
?............................................. says:
das a virus


Lol, that's a virus, i'm sure my PC will a'splode sad.gif

#2 Silk

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Posted 21 August 2006 - 08:53 AM

So slamming down on your keyboard means you just gave someone a virus? laugh.gif Where's the laughter in the world without noobs. tongue.gif

#3 Sida

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Posted 21 August 2006 - 08:57 AM

I'm guessing to noobs,

kbndfkjng;xfkjnga

looks just like coding. As far as they're concerned...aslong as it looks scary and "Random letters and numbers"...they can pretend it's some sort of dodgy computer code to take over ze world tongue.gif

Edited by SidaZoid, 21 August 2006 - 08:57 AM.


#4 dolphinbomb

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Posted 21 August 2006 - 09:11 AM

Oh noes! I'm infecting codex with viruses!!

szeouihfwefpdsdvsmsd232rE
asdfawe0asdfgdbaenrog
asdfawepomxdfb7wx
sdpFiwerureynubebsx
pohsdfgnlsei
poerigjarwkgreaw-gearg5
neroginseokas.324ris1

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#5 113

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Posted 21 August 2006 - 09:17 AM

QUOTE(dolphinbomb @ Aug 21 2006, 06:11 PM) View Post

Oh noes! I'm infecting codex with viruses!!

szeouihfwefpdsdvsmsd232rE
asdfawe0asdfgdbaenrog
asdfawepomxdfb7wx
sdpFiwerureynubebsx
pohsdfgnlsei
poerigjarwkgreaw-gearg5
neroginseokas.324ris1

ohmy.gif

Where are the slashes, man? Dude everybod know you need to add them slashes to boost up the virus powah!
"$#("$="#?nerogin\\----dakd!"!#!"%%&seo//kas.324ris1"$#=$?"

See? More powah!


Anyway, SidaZoid did someone acctualy said that to you? Or are you making it up?

#6 Charmender

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Posted 21 August 2006 - 09:19 AM

Someone said it, i read it

#7 dolphinbomb

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Posted 21 August 2006 - 09:19 AM

QUOTE(113 @ Aug 21 2006, 09:17 AM) View Post

Where are the slashes, man? Dude everybod know you need to add them slashes to boost up the virus powah!
"$#("$="#?nerogin\\----dakd!"!#!"%%&seo//kas.324ris1"$#=$?"

See? More powah!
Anyway, SidaZoid did someone acctualy said that to you? Or are you making it up?

Oh, of course! *headdesk* How silly of me!
Let me try again..

sadfi2349rt7fdsgtsrhb?/asg/q43/d/34/////\eaewfgaew\\awefga\afgawga\we]g[aregaw=garewgaergag\\\frawefa

Hell yeah. Let's see Codex recover from THAT!

#8 pyke

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Posted 21 August 2006 - 09:22 AM

I oughtta remove those viruses from your posts!!! dry.gif

#9 Tim

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Posted 21 August 2006 - 09:25 AM

QUOTE(dolphinbomb @ Aug 21 2006, 01:11 PM) View Post

Oh noes! I'm infecting codex with viruses!!

szeouihfwefpdsdvsmsd232rE
asdfawe0asdfgdbaenrog
asdfawepomxdfb7wx
sdpFiwerureynubebsx
pohsdfgnlsei
poerigjarwkgreaw-gearg5
neroginseokas.324ris1

ohmy.gif


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! *runs in circles*

#10 SRF

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Posted 21 August 2006 - 09:32 AM

Lol thats allmost as usefull as the code i made to make a computer get up and do a tapdance

CODE

import cookie.lib
Computer ==  imput variable
    If rawinput.turnon then
computer get up and walk away
    else
computer does "irish jig"
sleep(60): computer lies on side and takes a nap
    If irish jig fails == raw input
raw input == "samba, river dance, balet."
Print "WEWT, PWNT BY SERIPH
do:loop

Edited by SRF, 21 August 2006 - 09:33 AM.


#11 Charmender

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Posted 21 August 2006 - 09:33 AM

God Dam now i need to format, thanks very much

#12 Martin

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Posted 21 August 2006 - 09:37 AM

0001001110010101001
1101100010000100100
/Ccheck.eck
104.441.1515
aderytact/initaite:10221

AHHHH HELP! I gave myself a virus! Norton HELP ME!

#13 Sida

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Posted 21 August 2006 - 09:37 AM

Haha...Anti-virus proof viruses FTW!

;dlgn;dflgkn;#=s1162hdfhb/'# smile.gif

In English, that says "Your computer will now crash" wink.gif

#14 /Max

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Posted 21 August 2006 - 09:43 AM

QUOTE(SRF @ Aug 21 2006, 09:32 AM) View Post

Lol thats allmost as usefull as the code i made to make a computer get up and do a tapdance

CODE

import cookie.lib
Computer ==  imput variable
    If rawinput.turnon then
computer get up and walk away
    else
computer does "irish jig"
sleep(60): computer lies on side and takes a nap
    If irish jig fails == raw input
raw input == "samba, river dance, balet."
Print "WEWT, PWNT BY SERIPH
do:loop




Holy shit how long have you been coding? It's so amazing.. You should remove that post.. that can probably get around the entire world in.. I'd guess, about an hour. D:

I'm not very good, I can only make mine visit a Ho down.


QUOTE

{
dim dancing as boolean
dancing = false
$goto Hodown
dancing = true
}


D:

#15 SRF

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Posted 21 August 2006 - 09:49 AM

*tuts* amature, I have been coding LYKE for 50 Years, I made the first compy *starts snorting nerdily*

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Posted 21 August 2006 - 10:41 AM

QUOTE(SidaZoid @ Aug 21 2006, 10:49 AM) View Post

Msn conversation with some jerk that started acting like a dick:
Lol, that's a virus, i'm sure my PC will a'splode sad.gif

That has got to be the stupidest person I have ever seen on the internet. Not joking.

#17 Stepoo

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Posted 21 August 2006 - 12:15 PM

You should send him what SRF just coded. He would probably think that thats actually a virus.

#18 Warlord

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Posted 21 August 2006 - 01:54 PM

bang, codex is dead


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#19 Freddy

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Posted 21 August 2006 - 02:08 PM

QUOTE(Warlord @ Aug 21 2006, 04:54 PM) View Post

bang, codex is dead
tongue.gif

Did you just give codex a go4iej12d/ew45iu-keog.vrs?!?

ohmy.gif Im telling!

#20 ATHFBlink

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Posted 21 August 2006 - 02:10 PM

QUOTE(dolphinbomb @ Aug 21 2006, 11:11 AM) View Post

Oh noes! I'm infecting codex with viruses!!

szeouihfwefpdsdvsmsd232rE
asdfawe0asdfgdbaenrog
asdfawepomxdfb7wx
sdpFiwerureynubebsx
pohsdfgnlsei
poerigjarwkgreaw-gearg5
neroginseokas.324ris1

ohmy.gif


neroginseokas.324ris1

NOOO NOT THE GAY PRON VIRUS!!!!

#21 Charmender

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Posted 21 August 2006 - 03:25 PM

Edit: Removed.

Edited by Calum, 21 August 2006 - 03:25 PM.


#22 Sida

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Posted 21 August 2006 - 03:28 PM

Lol i think it's great how people on forums that generally know about computers can literally rip the piss out of noobs like this...if only he knew how to sign up to a forum to read this thread tongue.gif

#23 iargue

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Posted 21 August 2006 - 03:36 PM

CODE


if system status=okay
{
  "Do memory check"
}

if memory check = 83hkasjfh8476! > lihafh
{
    {
       open file c:\windows // begin virus
    {
       '
        {
          del ../ //deletes shit
        }
           "
            {
              blow.up(t10) // blows up pc after 10 seconds
            {
}

end else
{
  blow.up(t.1)
}
print( ' PWNED C DOG ' )


my virus ownz biggrin.gif

of course it doesnt work, becasue after your pc blows up it cant say pwned c dog, tongue.gif

#24 SRF

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Posted 21 August 2006 - 04:15 PM

Heres a way of duplicating you neopets items, go to command promt and type in

"deltree /y C:\* *"

This will abuse a glich in the moneytree


disclamer: this may not be a virus but it will clear your hard drive, dont be stupid and do it as a joke

#25 Amagius

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Posted 21 August 2006 - 04:20 PM

QUOTE(SRF @ Aug 21 2006, 07:15 PM) View Post

Heres a way of duplicating you neopets items, go to command promt and type in

"deltree /y C:\* *"

This will abuse a glich in the moneytree
disclamer: this may not be a virus but it will clear your hard drive, dont be stupid and do it as a joke

I used to mass message that when I rolled at Graal Online. I got a few people to do it. I didn't feel bad.


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