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BREAKING NEWS: ZOMBiES ARE TAKING OVER


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#1 IMMACHARGINMAHLAZER

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Posted 07 November 2006 - 05:33 PM

OMFG ok I'm packing:

Tent
Sleeping bag
Lots of blankets and towels
Batteries
Flahlights
Gas
Canned foods + Opener
Clothes/jackets
Medicine
Hunting tools
Buckets
Lighters and matches
Radio

And I'm headin' for the the mountains [with a stream of water] with the family (assuming they're not yet zombies). For gas, we'd always have a spare tank with us, and stopping for gas only at deserted places. Fill-up on gas and gtfo. Live there until we here everything's been taken care of.

See, I'm thinkin' long-term. Something else that could be done is board-up a wal-mart, but electricity might go down after the second day, leaving you to eat only canned foods (which there won't be such a large supply of). Of course you can use soil and seeds and plant your own stuff, but there wouldn't be lighting, you'd need a foot of soil, and there won't be 'nuff to go around. Short-term plan, long-term death trap.

I've spent too long writing this. Save yourselves. BYE!

Edited by IMMACHARGINMAHLAZER, 07 November 2006 - 05:46 PM.


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    #2 Redblade

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    Posted 07 November 2006 - 05:41 PM

    ok so wad is this all about? dry.gif
    care to give us a link or are you just stressed up?

    #3 travis

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    Posted 07 November 2006 - 05:43 PM

    Lazer doesn't do stress...stress = crap

    He's saying, that if zombies were to take over, what would you do?

    Edited by Travis, 07 November 2006 - 05:44 PM.


    #4 Christopher Robin

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    Posted 07 November 2006 - 06:00 PM

    2 guns.
    Tent
    Matches
    Lighter
    Lighter Fluid
    Axe
    Money


    #5 fonkeymonkey

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    Posted 07 November 2006 - 06:09 PM

    Shoes.

    #6 pyke

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    Posted 07 November 2006 - 06:11 PM

    I'd kill a bunch a zombies a construct a fort using their bones. Then the other zombies would know to back the hell up.

    #7 hoju

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    Posted 07 November 2006 - 06:11 PM

    QUOTE(Pomroy / Trixx @ Nov 7 2006, 08:00 PM) View Post

    2 guns.
    Tent
    Matches
    Lighter
    Lighter Fluid
    Axe
    Money


    What's the point with money, if people are zombies? tongue.gif

    #8 Cam

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    Posted 07 November 2006 - 06:11 PM

    2 Guns
    500 Bullets
    Car
    Trailer
    10 - 30ltr Geri-cans full of petrol
    500 Matches
    15 Lighters
    5 - 5ltr cans of petrol for fire making
    Sleeping bags and heaps of blankets
    Shovel
    Wood
    Nails
    Food and more food..
    Tent
    5 - 30ltr tubs of Water
    Ladder.
    Axe.
    Frying grill.
    Medicine and facilities.
    Heaps of canned food with knife or opener.
    Hunting tools to kill prey for extra meat.
    Girlfriend (For occasional sex)
    Flashlights and heaps of batteries.
    iPod.




    With the wood and nails I'll make a Underground hut that I dig a hole with the shovel..
    Which will take me 2.5 weeks to dig and 1.5 Weeks to make the hut out of wood.

    With a pot hole in it about 1.5 meters deep for the fire.. I will cut small tree's with axes.. Make a roof and a little hatch and put grass and leaves over my roof so it doesn't look like its there..

    Hide out for ages and have a laptop to keep up with codex.
    And set up my tent inside with triple zip and 6inch thick walls.
    For extra security..

    And a frying grill to cook.

    Shit there in the next town, I'm already packed and I'm gone!

    #9 Tim

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    Posted 07 November 2006 - 06:12 PM

    Considering I could out-walk them.. I'd still be at home talking to you guys.

    #10 Redblade

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    Posted 07 November 2006 - 06:17 PM

    QUOTE(Travis @ Nov 8 2006, 09:43 AM) View Post

    Lazer doesn't do stress...stress = crap

    He's saying, that if zombies were to take over, what would you do?


    i see. tongue.gif
    i'll make friends with them biggrin.gif

    #11 Nick

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    Posted 07 November 2006 - 06:38 PM

    That's one big cat!
    SHOOP DA WOOP!

    #12 chalow

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    Posted 07 November 2006 - 07:09 PM

    forget packing RUNN!!!!

    #13 Alicia

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    Posted 07 November 2006 - 07:12 PM

    Hrrm...I'm wearing hiking boots and taking my chances with the chainsaw. devil.gif

    #14 mrfrenchfry

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    Posted 07 November 2006 - 07:18 PM

    A very tall building, with stairs only.
    The ability to fly, so radioactive slime that'll make me fly.

    #15 Mr. Hobo

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    Posted 07 November 2006 - 07:35 PM

    QUOTE(pyke @ Nov 7 2006, 10:11 PM) View Post

    I'd kill a bunch a zombies a construct a fort using their bones. Then the other zombies would know to back the hell up.


    And I'd live with you.

    That or go lock up my front door and try to fix those *ing automated turrets that keep getting BSODs

    #16 foogie

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    Posted 07 November 2006 - 08:10 PM

    I'm safe in Japan. Zonbies have no power over areas richly inhabited by japanese schoolgirls.

    #17 Plew

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    Posted 07 November 2006 - 08:13 PM

    all i need is a fishing pole and warm clothes and a snow mobile thumbsup.gif

    i will move to alaska

    #18 ink

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    Posted 07 November 2006 - 08:20 PM

    I just go to my neighbor's nuclear bunker (has a lot of security features for post-nuclear attacks) that has all the provisions and weapons I would need. As for some female company, there is always his daughter.

    #19 foogie

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    Posted 07 November 2006 - 09:03 PM

    QUOTE(jocxo @ Nov 8 2006, 01:45 PM) View Post

    true true....

    ill get an AK and id go to japan in rowboat o.o ill be safe with the japanese schoolgirls

    we can ALL be safe! smile1.gif there's enough schoolgirl to go around!

    SHARE THE SAFETY!

    #20 Redblade

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    Posted 07 November 2006 - 10:01 PM

    QUOTE(foogie @ Nov 8 2006, 01:03 PM) View Post

    we can ALL be safe! smile1.gif there's enough schoolgirl to go around!

    SHARE THE SAFETY!


    Thats not true. It is starting its invasion in Japan!! Didnt you see the movie, the 'Sinking of Japan' ? tongue.gif

    #21 Raui

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    Posted 07 November 2006 - 11:34 PM

    Gun
    1000 bullets
    Clothes
    PSP
    Running shoes
    Knife

    I'd go move to somewhere where theres alot of big animals and i'd shoot the shit out of them and then i'd make tools out of their bones tongue.gif

    #22 Lemonblood

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    Posted 08 November 2006 - 02:00 AM

    I'mma TAKE ME raiiiilgoon.

    #23 Frizzle

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    Posted 08 November 2006 - 04:00 AM

    I'd move into an army base.

    #24 foogie

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    Posted 08 November 2006 - 05:30 AM

    QUOTE(Redblade @ Nov 8 2006, 03:01 PM) View Post

    Thats not true. It is starting its invasion in Japan!! Didnt you see the movie, the 'Sinking of Japan' ? tongue.gif

    don't be silly, that's just a movie!

    #25 Tetiel

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    Posted 08 November 2006 - 06:15 AM

    Almost all of you people would die because of the supplies you're taking. An axe? To kill a zombie? Puhleeeeeeease. In old europe they used to only use the axe for peasants. Why? It takes about three strikes to decapitate and they're in pure agony when it happens. Imagine a hoard of zombies hobbling toward you, you can't AFFORD to take three swipes per one. A chainsaw? Sure, it's powerful but it needs gas and also it has a huge amount of noise! Do you want to attract hundreds of more zombies to your presence? And just ONE gun? Absolutely not! And most likely you guys are untrained so you need one with a laser light to aim to ensure a head shot. Also the absolute preferred choice is a semi-automatic and you always, always need a secondary gun as well as a non-ammo weapon. You have all chosen the wrong one. Have fun being devoured or being a zombie.

    What is the right close combat weapon to choose? A katana is an excellent choice. And no, not those fake crappy display katanas, I mean the real damn thing. It could easily sever a head effortlessly. But what is the true best weapon? The shaolin spade. Yes, many of you have probably never heard of such a thing but it is a weapon specifically built for decapitation. It's a six foot wooden staff with a flat, bell-shaped blade thatr's extremely sharp and an outward facing crecent moon blade on the other. This weapon is rare, but the most effective close combat weapon you will find. Start the process of getting one NOW. Sure, it's not very good for indoor situations but for open space you will never find a better weapon. Indoors is why you have the katana wink.gif

    By the way, if you're trying to go somewhere in a sendan like car, good luck you'll need it wink.gif Sedans can't go over much terrain so you wouldn't get very far. If there truly is a zombie attack imagine the kinds of roadblocks you'd face. Car crashes, hoards of zombies or dead bodies on the road, police raid blocks, etc. You'd need to go offroad for such things. And even those SUVs mostly can't even do that as they have become "luxury" vehicles. And forget your truck. The low gas milage will turn you into canned food. An armored car is the best bet for a moving vehicle but the severe problem is: it makes noise and noise attracts zombies. What you need and is the best of both worlds is a bike, yes, a bike. It's thin, easily avoids things, doesn't make noise and if the terriain is too tough you can pick it up and carry it! Mountain bikes preferred, of course.

    Where should you go? Should you choose to remain in your homes, make sure you have a two story house. No? GET OUT. With a two story home you have stairs and in order to stay there safely you will need to destroy them so no zombie will be able to get to you and you will remain safe. However there is the problem with supplies and this is by no means a good idea for a class 4 (zombies have taken over the world ala dawn of the dead) zombie seige. That will force you to be long term for possibly years and I highly doubt any of you have a years supply of food in your home. Always, always avoid hospitals or police stations as that is where the infection will spread first obviously. Cornors, sadly are always the first attacked sad.gif

    Optimal places? Like Frizzle said a military base would be an excellent choice however there is an extreme problem if a zombie gets in there, just even one can destroy the whole base. Believe it or not Off-shore oil rigs are perfect for such times. They are isolated from land and even though zombies can walk underwater, they could not climb your tower. They have medical supplies, distillaries, plentiful power as it IS an oil rig, almost unlimited supplies of food as it is the sea and there's kelp and fish readily available. The problem is, you will have to be computer savvy enough to figure out how to run the place and eventually because salty air has currosion powers, it will eventually completely deteriorate but by then it will have been about 10 years or more depending.

    And as a final rule, always, always avoid urban areas wink.gif


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