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#1 nox

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Posted 22 December 2006 - 10:52 PM

well i went into get some OJ and i saw my cat killing a cockroach which has now inspired me to turn her into some cockroach killing machine so now i'm training with her; finding all the cockroaches around the kitchen that come out from the sockets at night. i normally spraw them with water or hit them with things but this is far more interesting.

how do you deal with these pesky thangs?

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    #2 {//Asia

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    Posted 22 December 2006 - 10:54 PM

    Smart animal. thumbsup.gif
    Hmmm....I swear a lot and snatch up my DDR pad and hide outside until my house had been cleansed of the unholiness.

    #3 Kitchwa

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    Posted 22 December 2006 - 10:54 PM

    If you want your cat to kill them then wire her up with bombs ready to go off when she sees a roach smile1.gif

    But if you wanna kill one call the A-Team



    Or buy one of those fly swat gun things, they work great.

    #4 {//Asia

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    Posted 22 December 2006 - 10:55 PM

    Those insect swatter things that shock them to death work too thumbsup.gif

    #5 dolphinbomb

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    Posted 22 December 2006 - 11:00 PM

    Drop a cinder block on them. Step on the cinder block. If they aren't dead by that time, run like hell, because nothing is going to kill that thing.

    #6 Kitchwa

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    Posted 22 December 2006 - 11:02 PM

    QUOTE(dolphinbomb @ Dec 23 2006, 05:00 PM) View Post
    Drop a cinder block on them. Step on the cinder block. If they aren't dead by that time, run like hell, because nothing is going to kill that thing.

    Put it in a box. No mater how powerful a creature is, it will always give in to a cardboard box wink.gif

    #7 Insanedragonz

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    Posted 23 December 2006 - 12:04 AM

    I have lots of those in my house 2 years go and it suddenlly just disappear. Well, if I see it a night I just use napkin to squeeze it then flush it in the toilet...xD

    #8 Greeny

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    Posted 23 December 2006 - 01:00 AM

    I slept at my nans once and they flu from the ground and started attacking me. i never knew they could fly. As for the killing part, if your allowed (or even if you not) get spray can (cooking oil is good, or deoderant), light it while spraying (DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME) and light the little buggers.

    #9 Jaf

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    Posted 23 December 2006 - 03:53 AM

    Move to Norway.

    #10 foogie

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    Posted 23 December 2006 - 04:04 AM

    ewww...

    we don't have cockroaches in canada....

    infact, I've never seen a cockroach before...

    in Japan, they have preying mantis..ses... mantices? mantisses?? Manti? D: whatever.

    just step on em. D:

    #11 Frizzle

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    Posted 23 December 2006 - 05:52 AM

    You step on praying mantises?


    btw I wouldn't step on a cockroach, realeases the eggs ya know?

    #12 foogie

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    Posted 23 December 2006 - 06:21 AM

    QUOTE(Frizzle @ Dec 23 2006, 10:52 PM) View Post
    You step on praying mantises?

    no, preying mantiseeses are pretty D: they just freak me the hell out.

    #13 Bão

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    Posted 23 December 2006 - 06:31 AM

    QUOTE(foogie @ Dec 23 2006, 09:21 AM) View Post
    no, preying mantiseeses are pretty D: they just freak me the hell out.

    Have you heard the way they mate?

    I use to have cockroaches in my house but they packed up and left. I've never heard of anyone attempting to train their cat to kill cockroaches.

    #14 Krnsaber

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    Posted 23 December 2006 - 07:07 AM

    My cat kills cockroaches too blink.gif I have no idea why though..

    #15 Jotun

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    Posted 23 December 2006 - 07:09 AM

    Get some boric acid. I've heard that works well.

    Edited by Jotun, 23 December 2006 - 07:11 AM.


    #16 Guest_Ali_*

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    Posted 23 December 2006 - 07:18 AM

    I've never seen a cockroach...

    #17 Waser Lave

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    Posted 23 December 2006 - 07:21 AM

    QUOTE(Ali @ Dec 23 2006, 03:18 PM) View Post
    I've never seen a cockroach...


    Me neither... unsure.gif Although i have seen them on TV in those houses which are full of rubbish, like half way up the walls.

    #18 Guest_Ali_*

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    Posted 23 December 2006 - 07:24 AM

    QUOTE(Laser Wave @ Dec 23 2006, 03:21 PM) View Post
    Me neither... unsure.gif Although i have seen them on TV in those houses which are full of rubbish, like half way up the walls.

    Maybe we're just too clean?

    #19 Frizzle

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    Posted 23 December 2006 - 07:24 AM

    They're horrible fat ugly things which usually hide in your hotel sheets in shitty countries. Personal expereicne.

    #20 foogie

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    Posted 23 December 2006 - 07:24 AM

    QUOTE(Bão @ Dec 23 2006, 11:31 PM) View Post
    Have you heard the way they mate?

    hahaha, yeah!!

    LADIES FTW!

    #21 Vegas

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    Posted 23 December 2006 - 08:26 AM

    Dam do you guys live in the ghetto or something? Ive never ever seen a cochroach in my house.

    #22 Greeny

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    Posted 23 December 2006 - 05:47 PM

    It not like there everywhere and were all going to die. And froogie, I read before your living in japan. How come? and I hope you have a good time. i can also speak a little bit, to say your name say

    watashi wa froogie desu.

    I think thats how, I dont know all that much.

    #23 Sweeney

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    Posted 23 December 2006 - 05:54 PM

    *foogie. No "r".

    She's at university there, I believe happy.gif

    #24 Xiphos

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    Posted 23 December 2006 - 05:54 PM

    pour out some bread crumbs laced with boric acid, 1 week u wont have anything in ur house. my grandfather did that in haiti, and trust me in haiti they got those big ass roaches..

    and btw how the hell do u get roaches in ur house in america?

    edit:

    call terminex!?

    #25 Greeny

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    Posted 23 December 2006 - 05:58 PM

    haha. I like any ideas that involve fire.


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