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[Christopher Robin]

Anyone know where I can find this guy?

[Hawk]

Anyone know where I can find this guy?

Sorry, last I heard Mr.Hobo only accepts little girls.

Kidding man

[Mr. Hobo]

I enjoy children regardless of gender under age 6 but am willing to stretch it out to 7 for girls . Also, you don't find me, I find you. Just wear a tank top and have some canned beans on hand, it'll narrow down the search

[Hawk]

I enjoy children regardless of gender under age 6 but am willing to stretch it out to 7 for girls . Also, you don't find me, I find you. Just wear a tank top and have some canned beans on hand, it'll narrow down the search

Haha, nice reply XD

[Kitchwa]

I enjoy children regardless of gender under age 6 but am willing to stretch it out to 7 for girls . Also, you don't find me, I find you. Just wear a tank top and have some canned beans on hand, it'll narrow down the search

Along with that tube top, is a mini cheerleading skirt alright? If so, look out for me within an hour or so.

[Mr. Hobo]

Along with that tube top, is a mini cheerleading skirt alright? If so, look out for me within an hour or so.

Are you in Australia? If so give me 45 minutes. Pedophile Airlines have these direct flights on private jets for us higher-end child befrienders.

@Hawk, thanks I take pride in what (/who) I do

[Hawk]

Are you in Australia? If so give me 45 minutes. Pedophile Airlines have these direct flights on private jets for us higher-end child befrienders.

@Hawk, thanks I take pride in what (/who) I do

Hes 13 man! Guess you will have to settle for that on the day after the day after Christmas XD

This was a joke, I didnt expect you to do such a good job at carrying it on XD

[ShadowLink64]

I was just about to say: "A pedophile must own that van."

[bjquick]

lol looks like postmans pats red royal mail wagon

[Mr. Hobo]

I was just about to say: "A pedophile must own that van."

It also doubles as my house

Hes 13 man! Guess you will have to settle for that on the day after the day after Christmas XD

For Kitchwa and his mini-skirt wearing ways I'm willing to make an exception

And Hawk, who said anything about a joke? I thought someone found out my true identity (friendly neighborhood pedo )

Ok I'm off the get naked and wet and then have wonderful dreams of Dakota Fanning, night people

Edited by Mr. Hobo, 26 December 2006 - 10:43 PM.

[Hawk]

It also doubles as my house
For Kitchwa and his mini-skirt wearing ways I'm willing to make an exception

And Hawk, who said anything about a joke? I thought someone found out my true identity (friendly neighborhood pedo )

That must be a pretty cozy house with you and Cara in there Must make for some interesting threesomes

And Hobo, I know your not a pedo

[Kitchwa]

The mini skirt always gets em Hawk
45 minutes I have to recommend you to my friends =D

[Gen]

I want some candy
Kitchwa, get me some candy after where'ever you'r going to do with Hobbo XD
Steal some candy
Than steal he's fast plane and come here leave me the candy

Edited by G3N3R4T10N, 27 December 2006 - 06:36 AM.

[Kitchwa]

What if I told him the extra candy was going to be given to my friend, but then I ate it all .
Sure, I'll steall the plane, and take over his job. Except instead of giving out candy I knock them accross the back of the head and take them to my lair

[Christopher Robin]

What if I told him the extra candy was going to be given to my friend, but then I ate it all .
Sure, I'll steall the plane, and take over his job. Except instead of giving out candy I knock them accross the back of the head and take them to my lair

MUCH more productive And a whole lot cheaper, not having to buy candy and all... can I join you?

[Kitchwa]

Hell yes you can join me. You informed everyone that he was coming .

[Mr. Hobo]

That must be a pretty cozy house with you and Cara in there Must make for some interesting threesomes

And Hobo, I know your not a pedo

Incest is wrong. Especially with someone as ugly as Cara .

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45 minutes blink.gif I have to recommend you to my friends =D

Please do

Oh shit, it's a trap

[Christopher Robin]

Hell yes you can join me. You informed everyone that he was coming .

Excellent. I know this 9 year old girl down my road... such a DAMN fine ass on that one... mm-mmm good.

[Kitchwa]

Excellent. I know this 9 year old girl down my road... such a DAMN fine ass on that one... mm-mmm good.

Hobo, you can wait. I want a peice of that fine 9 year old arse .

[krystalmagic]

hm, i would love some. i wonder if he has skittles!

[nox]

I enjoy children regardless of gender under age 6 but am willing to stretch it out to 7 for girls . Also, you don't find me, I find you. Just wear a tank top and have some canned beans on hand, it'll narrow down the search

taking frizzle's title?

[Mr. Hobo]

taking frizzle's title?

He gets Europe and Asia, I get North America/South America/Oceania. Africa was taken but the dude who had it died of aids . You want it?

[cara]

That must be a pretty cozy house with you and Cara in there Must make for some interesting threesomes

Ew no.
That is so fucking wrong.
Just no.
Thats not even jokeable.
Someone with a face like that is beyond the word ugly and youre beyond silly for even attempting at that joke.
Dude. No. Just no.

That reminds me when I got back late one night last night, my mom asked me if I talked to any strangers and I said yeah, just one dude, and she asked what'd I say, and I said "oh you know, asked him if he had any candy in his car".
xD
Came back from a school dance i think. Cant even remember where I got that from. o.o

[Jeff]

That reminds me when I got back late one night last night, my mom asked me if I talked to any strangers and I said yeah, just one dude, and she asked what'd I say, and I said "oh you know, asked him if he had any candy in his car".
xD
Came back from a school dance i think. Cant even remember where I got that from. o.o

Lawl. Reminds me of a time when me and a few friends went into town just to mess around, and I came back about 2 hours later and my mom goes, "So, watcha been doing?" and I responded, "You know...the usual. Sold some crack, bought some beer, had some sex." And my mom was kind of surprised, even though she knew I was joking. For about a week after that she was a little suspicious. Oh well...my mom's hilarious