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[Ives]

A boy asks his mother "Where do babies come from?"
The mother says "Oh, a stork."
So the boy responds "Then who has sex with the stork?"

More to come soon.

[Nick]

I still don't get your avatar.

[Ives]

its that guy, the third or fourth fastest guitar player alive next to paul gilbert.

[fruglemonkey]

XD

"Where do babies come from?"
"Well, when a sperm cell meets..."
"Oh, thank GOD. I thought it was from unprotected sex."

[The Defier]

Who's Gilbert Gottfried? Sorry... next-gen kid

[dolphinbomb]

its that guy, the third or fourth fastest guitar player alive next to paul gilbert.

Buckethead can have my babies.

Who's Gilbert Gottfried? Sorry... next-gen kid

This guy.


Have you seen Aladdin? He was the voice of Iago, the parrot. Yes, that's his real voice.

[The Defier]

Cool. The guy still alive? Will it be an upset if he dies? ^^

[Kitchwa]

Lol, thats a pretty good one. And why does that guy wear a bucket on his head O__O

[fruglemonkey]

He liked the way it went with his mask.

[Gnome]

He also does all the Alfack commercials he's the duck.

I remember the time Howard Stern had him on his show with Beatlejuice and he pissed beatlejuice off to no end and couldn't make him laugh for anything but his jokes were halarious. He pissed him off cuz he was wearing diapers and he made fun of him.

[Ives]

Gilbert Gottfried can't die. hes easily one of the funniest comics, though hes not hugely known to the public, because he does standup, and usually only that.

heres the youtube of him trying to make beetlejuice laugh.
<oh shit, its down right now. itll get back up soon>


and heres one which he impersonates andrew dice clay
http://youtube.com/w...p...ted&search=

[speed d]

lol thats funny but wtf is with the bucket guy?