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[atomic]

Guy: Doctor, Doctor! Last night I dreamed I wrote the lord of the rings!
Doctor: no, you were probably just TOLKEIN in your sleep.

A guy is at the store and he's tring to buy some dog foood, "I'd like to buy this dog food" he says "where's your dog?" asks the clerk. "At home" says the guy "Can't let you buy without seeing your dog, company policy" says the clerk.
Next day the guy comes back but wanting to buy cat food this time, but the clerk won't let him buy without seeing his cat, company policy
day after the the guy comes back with a potato sack "What's that" asks the clerk "feel it" says the guy, the clerk puts her hand in the sack "ooh, it's warm and squishy" says the clerk. "I'd like to buy some Toilet paper now." says the guy

a girl walks up to her kindergarten teacher and says "Hey, teacher, I found a frog outside!" the teacher asks "well, was the frog dead or alive?" "It was dead" says the girl "how did you know?" asks the teacher. "'cause I pised in his ear" "what?" asks the teacher. You know"responds the girl "I went down into his ear and said PSSST."

[Cataliste]

Guy: Doctor, Doctor! Last night I dreamed I wrote the lord of the rings!
Doctor: no, you were probably just TOLKEIN in your sleep.

A guy is at the store and he's tring to buy some dog foood, "I'd like to buy this dog food" he says "where's your dog?" asks the clerk. "At home" says the guy "Can't let you buy without seeing your dog, company policy" says the clerk.
Next day the guy comes back but wanting to buy cat food this time, but the clerk won't let him buy without seeing his cat, company policy
day after the the guy comes back with a potato sack "What's that" asks the clerk "feel it" says the guy, the clerk puts her hand in the sack "ooh, it's warm and squishy" says the clerk. "I'd like to buy some Toilet paper now." says the guy

a girl walks up to her kindergarten teacher and says "Hey, teacher, I found a frog outside!" the teacher asks "well, was the frog dead or alive?" "It was dead" says the girl "how did you know?" asks the teacher. "'cause I pised in his ear" "what?" asks the teacher. You know"responds the girl "I went down into his ear and said PSSST."

I will destroy you if you ever post jokes like this again.

[Rikku]

I will destroy you if you ever post jokes like this again.

hahahaha HAAHAHAAHAH you tell him Chris .. no really... Atomic.. post something a litlte more origenal... and creative maybe? the topic tittle said it all

[Hazard]

I will destroy you if you ever post jokes like this again.

Owned... the joke was swag

[Big Joe]

Here is one of my jokes.. very original!

Ok there was a kid from Zimbabwe, and he came to the USA with his mother. The mother asked the kid to tell her all of the new words he learns every day. So first the kid decides to wander off away from his home. And he ends up in a Space Shuttle takeoff. When he hears 3...2...1... TAKE OFF, He keeps on saying the word " take off" and finally remembers it to tell to his mom. Then he went to the Zoo. He decided to pass all of the Lions and Monkeys and so on until he got to the Zebras. He learned the name of the fantastic animal and kept on saying "zebra" and so he remembered to tell that to his mother also. Then while walking back to his home he sees a cute tiny little baby boy and keeps on saying " baby" to himself. And he remembers that also. So once he reaches his home he talks to his mother and she asks him what words he learned. Then he told his mother," Take off zebra baby!" and then the mother was in shock and fainted. Keep saying it to yourself and you will find out what it means xD.

[Cataliste]

Here is one of my jokes.. very original!

Ok there was a kid from Zimbabwe, and he came to the USA with his mother. The mother asked the kid to tell her all of the new words he learns every day. So first the kid decides to wander off away from his home. And he ends up in a Space Shuttle takeoff. When he hears 3...2...1... TAKE OFF, He keeps on saying the word " take off" and finally remembers it to tell to his mom. Then he went to the Zoo. He decided to pass all of the Lions and Monkeys and so on until he got to the Zebras. He learned the name of the fantastic animal and kept on saying "zebra" and so he remembered to tell that to his mother also. Then while walking back to his home he sees a cute tiny little baby boy and keeps on saying " baby" to himself. And he remembers that also. So once he reaches his home he talks to his mother and she asks him what words he learned. Then he told his mother," Take off zebra baby!" and then the mother was in shock and fainted. Keep saying it to yourself and you will find out what it means xD.

Little slow. But decently funny.

[Chester]

I actually found them sorta funny. >.>

You know what's lame?
[insert "No, what?" here]

A CRIPPLE.

[/dumbjoke]

[spottedtiger]

LOL

zebra joke haha you don't really get it unless you say it out loud

Edited by spottedtiger, 31 July 2007 - 09:46 AM.

[Black Flame]

The first jokes, I agree, were a bit old. I chuckled a bit on the zebra one though

[wordballoon]

I will destroy you if you ever post jokes like this again.

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Lmao

[astrologically]

I actually found them kind of amusing.