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[nox]

okay well i had probably one of the weirdest dreams in my life last night, this is what i wrote when i woke up;

i came home from my girlfriends house after fooling around, it was hot so i took a shower. after coming out of the shower gigantic puss-filled pimples/balls/whatever began to form all over my body (notably my penis). i walk into my room, for some reason rather calm and they all start to ooze and leak out, the gross white puss sliding down my stomach. i look down and i now have 5 nipples, and my left pec has deflated a lot so it is mostly skin now. i realize that the sides of my stomach have turned into that pure muscle stuff you see on dead body exhibits (see spoiler) and straps of it making it somewhat like a backpack. i peel it off and my body is dented in with the skin all wrinkled and gross...then i wake up

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this is exactly what i wrote when i woke up give or take a couple words.


post barked up dreams?

Edited by nox, 11 September 2007 - 12:58 PM.

[otherworld]

... what drugs are you on?

anyway I rarely dream, if I do I forget it a day or so later generally.

My weirdest one was a mix of resident evil and gears of war.

It mainly inovlved zombies which I was running away from for most of the dream through this weird house (I remember one room had a giant shoe in it and was based roughly on mansion level on gears). When I got out the other side of the house I turned round and they had gone. I turned back the way I was before and theres one standing right in my face with a chainsaw reving and I dodged it as he swung the chainsaw. I found this random metal pole and tried to hit im with it but he blocked it with the chain saw and the forceback threw the pole out of my hands. I then run away and fell over and did the crawl on the floor while looking at him come towards me thing. Then I must have woke up.

So yeah. Definitely nothing creative.

Edited by otherworld, 11 September 2007 - 12:20 PM.

[DudeOnline]

I had a dream last night the I gunned down 50 cent while he was shooting a music video. If only it actually happened...

[Silk]

In the process of trying to lucid dream at the moment. I've already started dreaming much more each night. Reckon I'll have it down sometime soon. Sure hope so anyway, as the first and last time I had one was pretty awesome.
Reminds me of a pretty cool topic we had on astral projection ages ago.

I've never really had much of a fecked up dream but yours pretty much takes the cake. I might start logging some of mine soon too.

[Bryn AKA Interhacker]

they rekon that if you can remember your dreams that you dont have enough to do in the day...

[DudeOnline]

they rekon that if you can remember your dreams that you dont have enough to do in the day...

But really, what it means is if you can remember your dreams, you know how to take your short term memory and transfer it to the long term memory. kind of like when a computer crashes, it makes a Memory Dump of what was in the RAM right before it crashed.

[Christopher Robin]

Last night, I dreamed, no joke, that a black guy was running down the street carrying a purse. For some reason, I KNEW he was going to steal my girlfriends or moms purse, I dunno who it was that I was with, and so I grabbed her, but he got the purse and ran. I tackled him, but he took my wallet, and then it all changed to me being at the police station. Then, I noticed that there was a minimap in the corner of my screen somewhere, so I look at it, and I see a small thing, it could've been a hotdog, coming at my icon on the map. Then I saw a fat, white man coming chasing me, but I KNEW that he was the black guy that stole my wallet, but he had a gun, so I ran... I jacked a car, like in San Andreas, and then I drove away, but the minimap was retarted, and I saw a car, driving down the road in it, except it was MY car... then the rest I can't remember, but I think I ended up killing the fat man, or getting away from him...


No, I'm not racist, but that's how it went down.

[Bryn AKA Interhacker]

thats not racist, its just a dream....a wired one, its amazing what the mind can think off at its most lowst point of activity.

[cara]

LOL. Um. Ew?

No but i have pretty messed up dreams. i had three about emily and marry. (the dead girls that live in my closet) .. but its more weird then scary. And it wasnt the repeated same dreamx3. it was different each one and they remembered me and i was aware that im dreaming. But in the last one emily said that i had to leave or else something bad would happen. And then she pushed me on the bed and i was up. so that was ... odd.

And last month i dreamed i was with spiderman (WHHWOOWOHOHOHO?/highfive) and we were stranded on this ... island. To the left there was a village of erm .. maybe africans? Body paint and stuff and the whole getup. Behind us was the 'mystic beyond' (lololol? basically unnown nothingness that nobody there ever went into). To the right was a um .. ditch? Where in the middle sat a girl facing the other direction playing with a doll in the hole full of mud singing or something.
And in front of us was the forest which was apparently full of tall and creepy monsters. -nodnod-
And this all started with me a bridge in NY and it blowing up. Yes..
Mister spidey and i decided to go to the girl and she was some dead six year old. And i have NO idea what happened after that.

Oh and NO i dont watch scary movies. No. Just no. i dunno where i come up with these. Another one was where this bald guy and stripper 'stole' me and made me their child living in their bathroom. Then i was sat on an elephant and died .. -nod-

And im done. i have others but those were my last few. xD
/goesawayforawhileagain


edit omg i wrote a lot. im not going on it so sorry if theres typos.

Edited by cara, 11 September 2007 - 05:47 PM.

[Sasha]

Some pretty funny dreams up there .

Here's mine: I'm looking at myself in the mirror and decide to check if my teeth are healthy. I open my mouth and, instead of teeth, it's filled with nails - painted red nails, for that matter. All very well manicured. They're placed in rows, from the front side of the mouth to the back, with spaces of like 1/4 inches between them. Oh, and I have no tongue anymore, since the nails cover the lower side of the mouth, as well as the upper.
But I'm pleased. I don't remember it's not supposed to look that way. I just worry that after I eat it'll be sort of complicated to clean all those nails properly. And repaint them.

[Raui]

Some of those things happen to people with STIs maybe somethings trying to give you or somebody close to you a warning ?

[Sasha]

Some of those things happen to people with STIs maybe somethings trying to give you or somebody close to you a warning ?

Was that a reply to my dream?
I had it a long time ago and I've never known someone with a STI. It's just that I have a lot of weird dreams, I guess... My most common dream involves taking a walk with a friend, who gradually turns into a horse, then a dog, then a cockroach, without my noticing there's anything wrong. I end up talking to the cockroach and vaguely wondering if maybe my friend is having a bad day, because I feel he/she looks somehow unusual, but I can never remember how they looked in the beginning.

[Raui]

No it was aimed at Nox

[Sweeney]

thats not racist, its just a dream....a wired one, its amazing what the mind can think off at its most lowst point of activity.

The mind isn't inactive whilst you're asleep

[foogie]

LOL

subconsciously you think fooling around with your girlfriend is dirty.



STD!!!!!

[Hlaw]

i had a really barked up dream two days ago. i cant really remember the details, but i remember the really messed up bits. i dreamt my friend had a baby with my gf, and i didnt want the baby. one of my gf's friends looks at teh baby and in my dream the baby somehow has become a fukin tomato pie or some shit. its got like a face on it and all. she eats the pie, and i wake up.
i woke up sweating. it was the first time ive had a nightmare in like a year.

[Christopher Robin]

thats not racist, its just a dream....a wired one, its amazing what the mind can think off at its most lowst point of activity.

Um... the brain is active during sleep >_<