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[Jackus]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenu

This is what they ACTUALY believe!
A religeon based on a book!

[Sweeney]

A religeon based on a book!

Good lord!
Whoever heard of a religion based on a book before?!?!

[Tim]

Good thing the Bible's not a book.

[travis]

ROFLMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Jackus]

i was wondering how many people would pick that out lol.

omg! the creator of this topic must be real stupid.

Edited by -GaMeZ-, 09 November 2007 - 02:35 PM.

[Sweeney]

It's no worse than any other religion, anyway.

[Jackus]

It's no worse than any other religion, anyway.

only that everyone who does not believe in the religion must be destroyed

[travis]

i was wondering how many people would pick that out lol.

omg! the creator of this topic must be real stupid.

Very, very stupid.

It's no worse than any other religion, anyway.

Amen.

only that everyone who does not believe in the religion must be destroyed

Religion, in general, should be destroyed.
Most people don't realize we are at war right now thanks to religion.

Forger amen, CAN I GET AN OO RAH?

Edited by T-Rav, 09 November 2007 - 02:39 PM.

[Raui]

only that everyone who does not believe in the religion must be destroyed

Most religions are like that anyway. As Joe stated, its no more ridiculous than any other religion. Honestly before the 1900s religion done good for the world but now its quite obvious that its only causing war so it should be erased from our modern day society.

[travis]

Most religions are like that anyway. As Joe stated, its no more ridiculous than any other religion. Honestly before the 1900s religion done good for the world but now its quite obvious that its only causing war so it should be erased from our modern day society.

So puritanism and the Salem which trials were good?

[DudeOnline]

Cthulhu commands you to kneel!!!

Edited by Dudeonline, 09 November 2007 - 03:29 PM.

[Raui]

So puritanism and the Salem which trials were good?

I meant relatively good compared to today's wars which doesn't just effect people who claim to be magical.

[kasumi]

I think that it is a very strange religion. But the bible is a book lol

[Raui]

I think perhaps Scientology was made to take the mickey out of the fact that other religions are based on a book and it all just got to carried away

[Gen]

Why would I believe on a strange guy who tried to kill us all? Specially if this guy...Is...Really strange... o.Ô
I would never believe on this, really, that's really stupid...
People who believe on such stuffs have on their heads, instead of brain.

Edited by G3N3R4T10N, 09 November 2007 - 05:23 PM.

[pyke]

Scientology is basically a novel wrote by a sci-fi fictional author xD

-don't kill me please!-

[Akira]

Scientology was made by a creepy ass pervert, then a bunch of creepy ass morons (take the test they have on their site; you don't become a great candidate until you admit to having pedophile-ish thoughts, to having suicidal/homicidal thoughts, and to being addicted to various drugs) hopped on the band wagon of feel-good alien-bullshit, then some celebrities said 'Oh damn, what new fad can we make up? I know! A religious fad! Let's all join Scientology, wee!' >.>

It doesn't help that a small group of people think that Scientology is the religion of -scientists- (AKA, evolution is a Scientology -belief-). Christ it makes me wanna bash my brains in with a hammer o.O

If I can't be kind about Christianity, I can't be anything but a -complete- asshole about Scientology. Show of hands: anyone think it's the real deal?

[Hydrogen]

[Jackus]

Scientology was made by a creepy ass pervert, then a bunch of creepy ass morons (take the test they have on their site; you don't become a great candidate until you admit to having pedophile-ish thoughts, to having suicidal/homicidal thoughts, and to being addicted to various drugs) hopped on the band wagon of feel-good alien-bullshit, then some celebrities said 'Oh damn, what new fad can we make up? I know! A religious fad! Let's all join Scientology, wee!' >.>

It doesn't help that a small group of people think that Scientology is the religion of -scientists- (AKA, evolution is a Scientology -belief-). Christ it makes me wanna bash my brains in with a hammer o.O

If I can't be kind about Christianity, I can't be anything but a -complete- asshole about Scientology. Show of hands: anyone think it's the real deal?

*Cough* Tom Cruise *Cough*

[phalkon]

yeah, i've had this discussion with my wife hundreds of times before. scientology is one of *the* weirdest CULTS that we can think of.

i mean really... an intergalactic overlord mass-killing billions of aliens by dropping them in earth's (of all places) volcanoes and adding nukes for good measure?

wtf.

seriously.



plus they steal money from their members and murder their non-celebrity believers.

[Raui]

So thats how you have 20k posts ! It all makes sense now

[ShadowLink64]

I love how it says:

...Graduation from this level requires a $100,000 payment..

for the OT VIII level of graduation. Apparently if you get there and pay the 100k, you learn the meaning of life and all that jazz.

[Akira]

I love how it says:

for the OT VIII level of graduation. Apparently if you get there and pay the 100k, you learn the meaning of life and all that jazz.

Guess Tom Cruise knows it already, then.

Christ on a cracker (Christ on himself?) do these guys get to get away with murder or what?

That's it; I'mma start a cult, too. I'll call it 'Akirianity', and you learn the meaning of life once you give me a million dollars. Btw, I'll let you guys know the meaning of life for free: Someone else will always be better than you. There you go. If you give me a million, then you know that I'm better than you because you gave me money to tell you that, and you know that God is superior to me because he made everything.

....Bah. I give up. With religion like this, who needs Christianity? I got all of my 'wtf' moments right here in Scientology!

[Christopher Robin]

Very, very stupid.
Amen.
Religion, in general, should be destroyed.
Most people don't realize we are at war right now thanks to religion.

Forger amen, CAN I GET AN OO RAH?

OOH RAH!



I think it's far less plausible than the existance of Jesus... though I think Jesus was over-exxagerated.

[Melchoire]

Saw it on south park, ya Tom Cruise is pretty retarded.

Most religions are like that anyway. As Joe stated, its no more ridiculous than any other religion. Honestly before the 1900s religion done good for the world but now its quite obvious that its only causing war so it should be erased from our modern day society.

What about the crusades and the 100-year war?