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[nox]

Remember the time he came back and was all like... bark U GAIZ I'M COMMITTING SUICIDE WITH MY PHD IN PSYCHOLOGY

how about the time that he failed worse than pomroy at pretending he was drunk?

[Rush]

The drug addict that triple majored and had a dead/dieing relative? Yeah, I remember that.

Edit: Who always made the fake drunk topics to act all cool?

I thought it was that Danny~Bong guy.

[Sweeney]

I think that was Tarchy. You mean the one about beating up a security guard, right?

Oh, I remember him too xD

We do get our share of compulsive liars, eh?

[Tetiel]

I wish they stuck around. Do it for the lulz.

[Hawk]

I think that was Tarchy. You mean the one about beating up a security guard, right?

Ahh... Mr. Daniel Bong or whatever the heck he went under. I so unraveled him when he came back under a different name. He tried denying it, but the idiot left enough evidence for me to follow. Seriously, thats a shitload for a person who took several months to realize Urban was gay (I'm dead serious, I didn't know for quite a while xD)

Didn't he also pose as SL on a runescape forum?

how about the time that he failed worse than pomroy at pretending he was drunk?

I thought that was him.

[Tetiel]

Yup. That's what he got banned for but I don't know if it was specifically a runescape forum

[Sweeney]

Well, you know...
First of all, you pop up screaming in Caps about a program not working and calling us jerks... then you were on codex the day your father passed away... then you were a missionary in Zimbabwe on and off for six years... then you paid for some african teacher to move to the USA... then you were 6'4"... then you sleep eight hours a week with a caffeine addiction... then you bought a 7k AlienWare computer... then you were in the airforce for four years... then you were triple majoring in Music, Economics and Programming... then you program fluently in Assembly, with basics in 16 other languages... then you had master's degrees in neurology and psychology and stayed another year at college so so you could have a PHD in neurology, psychology, biochemistry, and economics... then you wrote an MSAB in Perl, but couldn't release it... then you went on an all meat diet... then you set fire to a building to photograph it... then there was this (LINK)... then you were a child prodigy at the best school in the state... then you had cancer on your ear... then you were arrogant and pleasant to be around... then you had ADHD... then you had a compound fracture in five ribs... then you were only 6'3"... then you were manically depressed... then your mum died of cervical cancer... then you were only in the airforce two years... then you were in the paper for being a missionary in Sudan... then your dad tried to kill you when you were nine... then you were bipolar... then you were addicted to MDMA, heroin and coke... then you had no money... then you burned down a barn... then you didn't know the difference twixt a verb and a noun... then you got in a lot of fights... then you were in jail; three weeks for doing LSD, and two for battery... then you had LSD, DMT, MDMA, Cocaine, Marijuana, and PCP in your system, in one drug test... and then you got a PHD and Masters in the same year...

And then... then, you were 21.

...that sort of stuff 1we8.gif Just doesn't sit well with me...

Eeeheeheehee

[Hawk]

Yup. That's what he got banned for but I don't know if it was specifically a runescape forum

It primarily is a Runescape cheating forum. He scammed there if I remember correctly. So yeah, that would tarnish SL's record

Sythe.org was the site if I remember right. I used to go there occasionally, back when I played.

Eeeheeheehee

You are too good at finding dirt when you need it or want to give someone a hard time.

[nox]

zachafer was just so awesome, he was my favorite member for a good 5months...then he started trying 2 act smart and the lulz was instantly depleted

[Sweeney]

You are too good at finding dirt when you need it or want to give someone a hard time.

One can never be too good at that

[nox]

nobody remembered him enough to realize i posted his pictures as myself about a month ago \

:@ joe

Edited by nox, 17 November 2007 - 11:07 PM.

[Sweeney]

nobody remembered him enough to realize i posted his pictures as myself about a month ago

Aha!
I foiled your cunning post merging scheme!

[nox]

Aha!
I foiled your cunning post merging scheme!

yapyapyap go play pokemon

[Hawk]

Aha!
I foiled your cunning post merging scheme!

You just foil everything these days, don't you Joe.

[Rush]

Eeeheeheehee

Owned.

[Sweeney]

yapyapyap go play pokemon

I already am. With my toes.

You just foil everything these days, don't you Joe.

Only when it's funny to do so.

Owned.

Indeed.

[Tetiel]

Remember the first day of zachafer's posts when the vent thing was popular where Doug got him to slam his head down on the desk like 50 times? xD

[Rush]

Why aren't we going one page per refresh?

[Sweeney]

Remember the first day of zachafer's posts when the vent thing was popular where Doug got him to slam his head down on the desk like 50 times? xD

I missed that?
Damn.

Why aren't we going one page per refresh?

Because the internet hates you and your family.
And your dog.

[Tetiel]

You did, you did. Such a shame. I mean the kid was doing EVERYTHING they told him to do.

[Sweeney]

You did, you did. Such a shame. I mean the kid was doing EVERYTHING they told him to do.

Aww, the miracle of peer pressure

[nox]

Remember the first day of zachafer's posts when the vent thing was popular where Doug got him to slam his head down on the desk like 50 times? xD

"zachafer, does your girlfriend have downs?"

"is that like saggy boobs or somethin"

[Hawk]

You did, you did. Such a shame. I mean the kid was doing EVERYTHING they told him to do.

WTF? I don't remember this either.

"zachafer, does your girlfriend have downs?"

"is that like saggy boobs or somethin"

LOL!

[Rush]

I missed that?
Damn.
Because the internet hates you and your family.
And your dog.

BUT IT HELPS ME BURN CALORIES. ALL THESE TYPING AND MOUSE CLICKING.
I BURN 18,000/s.

[Tetiel]

I could probably find a topic referencing it.... and LOL nox... that was amazing.