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[Melchoire]

Haha made me lol =P

[BinaryAttack]

LOL...this is funny

[princesseh]

Hahahahah xD

[phalkon]

i'm still waiting for technology to create the Spife

[Waser Lave]

i'm still waiting for technology to create the Spife

Why would you need a spife? A spoon already can do what a knife can...

I have seen a fork/knife before somewhere though, not sure what you'd call that. Knork? Foife? I think Lord Nelson had one.

Edited by Laser Wave, 05 May 2008 - 04:52 AM.

[Cyo]

a hammer+spork would be awesome.

[Sweeney]

a hammer+spork would be awesome.

For what?
When those pesky chips just aren't flat enough? Or when you just have try some of those yummy-lookin' nails?

[Eeyore]

For what?
When those pesky chips just aren't flat enough? Or when you just have try some of those yummy-lookin' nails?

Silly. It's so you can mash your potato and then eat it with the same implement.

Oooooooooor to tenderise meat, then eat that.

The possibilities are endless *nod*.

Great xkcd .

[Cyo]

For what?
When those pesky chips just aren't flat enough? Or when you just have try some of those yummy-lookin' nails?

hammers are useful, sporks are useful. put them together it's double useful. Simple logistiks man.

[phalkon]

Why would you need a spife? A spoon already can do what a knife can...

a spoon cannot cut steak.

a knife cannot help you ingest soup.

a spife could do both.

[Waser Lave]

a spoon cannot cut steak.

a knife cannot help you ingest soup.

a spife could do both.

All the cool kids eat steak with their hands and soup with a straw.

[phalkon]

All the cool kids eat steak with their hands and soup with a straw.

pffft. these so-called "cool kids" EPICPHAIL

spifes *are* the future, my friend. get on board, or be left behind.

Edited by murderkill 2.5.5, 05 May 2008 - 09:35 AM.

[Cataliste]

pffft. these so-called "cool kids" EPICPHAIL

spifes *are* the future, my friend. get on board, or be left behind.

I am all for sporks, spifes, and fifes.

THink of it. WIth a fife you could CUT and EAT the steak WITH THE SAME UTENSIL!

[phalkon]

THANK YOU CAT!

i motion to change part of codex's science budget into spork, spife, and fife research

[BinaryAttack]

how bout a chopspoknife

[redlion]

THANK YOU CAT!

i motion to change part of codex's science budget into spork, spife, and fife research

A motion has been forwarded to appropriate monies for utensil research. Is there a second?

[Cataliste]

A motion has been forwarded to appropriate monies for utensil research. Is there a second?

Seconded.

[Jewbert]

Seconded.

Thirdeded.

[Frizzle]

Thirdeded.

Fouth...er..ded?


Fuck it, just do it.

[Alex]

You'll still need two utentils to cut the steak unless it's superglued to your plate....

[phalkon]

in that case, i also motion that plates be made with small "teeth" embedded in them

like this:

but slightly pointier, and on a plate.

[Cyo]

You'll still need two utentils to cut the steak unless it's superglued to your plate....

teeth are utensils too.

[BinaryAttack]

You'll still need two utentils to cut the steak unless it's superglued to your plate....

use your teeth to bite it so that it won't move around when you are cutting it.

[phalkon]

i'm telling you!! i toothed plate is the answer, just press it down hard enough on the plate, and not only will it hold it in place, but it will help further tenderize and spread any sauces deeper into the meat.