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[Alex]

When trying to kill a vampire, a ballpoint pen is NOT a good substitute for a wooden stake.

[iNextGenWarrior]

When trying to kill a vampire, a ballpoint pen is NOT a good substitute for a wooden stake.

I didn't need a dream to tell me that

[tastyphoxette]

The PENis Mightier, mister Trebek.

[Hawk]

The PENis Mightier, mister Trebek.

You're sitting on a gold mine Trebek!

[tastyphoxette]

You're sitting on a gold mine Trebek!

I'll show YOU a finger, Trebek!

[Fox]

"Don't go in public naked" is a lesson that repeats itself in my dreams occasionally. I like to think that I've got that lesson pretty much under my belt now, but my brain apparently believes that I still need to pay more attention to it. The most terrifying nightmare related to this I ever had was when I dreamt I was outside, naked, and there were alien spaceships flying overhead with 'nudity detection beams'. I spent the entirety of my dream trying to hide under things.

[Eeyore]

"Don't go in public naked" is a lesson that repeats itself in my dreams occasionally. I like to think that I've got that lesson pretty much under my belt now, but my brain apparently believes that I still need to pay more attention to it. The most terrifying nightmare related to this I ever had was when I dreamt I was outside, naked, and there were alien spaceships flying overhead with 'nudity detection beams'. I spent the entirety of my dream trying to hide under things.

You didn't consider getting dressed?

[Tetiel]

It tends to be a disaster when cruises sink. You'll survive, but your mother will die. When you get rescued you'll be in a hotel which teleports you into a Silent Hillesque world at night. You'll certainly die there.

Also, it's never good when you see a dream and it looks like it's made of scratched up film. Seeing things with extreme texture usually means you're probably in a japanese horror film and you're either dead or about to die in a horrible, horrible way. Don't be surprised if your ghost husband also leaves you chained up on a rotted bed where you love to scare people when they enter your house.

You'll also forget the majority of your good dreams. gg.

[Fox]

You didn't consider getting dressed?

Alarmingly, no! What this says about me, I'm not sure.

You'll also forget the majority of your good dreams

Too true!

[Mr. Hobo]

Well, from my most recent dream: If you're ever transported back into the 30's and the Nazis have surrounded your neighborhood and the Allies have holed up in your house, don't set up camp in your backyard and run around shooting corpses at people as you'll be captured and have to snipe evil Nazis, one who later turn out to be ammo/demolition experts, sent without ammo to destroy half your house - but don't ask why. Also if Doug Heffernan is on your side keep an eye on him as he might grab the nearest automatic, pump-action medieval looking shotgun and run into a bar with Nazi's and open fire.

[Cyo]

Jim Belushi is mean

[Bryn AKA Interhacker]

Learned from dreams? Shakira does not get turned on by my ability to play soccer

[iNextGenWarrior]

Learned from dreams? Shakira does not get turned on by my ability to play soccer

What about David Beckham??

[Bryn AKA Interhacker]

What about David Beckham??

Im a liverpool fan born and bread so dont post shit like him around me!

Daith peckham can go and fall into a bush full of needles, catch aids, drive home run over his mom suddenly grow a mysterious "lump"
on his body! if i saw him on fire i wouldnt piss on him, i hate the the twat i hope he suffers and the americans wake up and reilise that he`s an overpaid overrated twat!

[iNextGenWarrior]

Im a liverpool fan born and bread so dont post shit like him around me!

Daith peckham can go and fall into a bush full of needles, catch aids, drive home run over his mom suddenly grow a mysterious "lump"
on his body! if i saw him on fire i wouldnt piss on him, i hate the the twat i hope he suffers and the americans wake up and reilise that he`s an overpaid overrated twat!

[Bryn AKA Interhacker]

seriously he`s a love hate person in the uk..most hate tho

[iNextGenWarrior]

seriously he`s a love hate person in the uk..most hate tho

Kind of like Roger Clemens here... teehee.

[Noitidart]

When trying to kill a vampire, a ballpoint pen is NOT a good substitute for a wooden stake.

man did you sleep through that dream?>

I didn't need a dream to tell me that

hahahahahah







what i learned is very important. eye color is way firkin overated.