Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Started by Myrddin, Jul 25 2008 12:04 AM
22 replies to this topic
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Oaken
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Posted 25 July 2008 - 12:05 AM
I can only say yes because I'll never know what it's like to have a vagina.
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Tetiel
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Posted 25 July 2008 - 12:08 AM
Hmmm... I will never know how swell it is to have a stiffy or how divine it is to have a dick.
For that reason I shall now proceed to go back to the kitchen and make you some cakepie.
For that reason I shall now proceed to go back to the kitchen and make you some cakepie.
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SupermanFTM
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Posted 25 July 2008 - 12:40 AM
QUOTE (Tetiel @ Jul 25 2008, 02:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hmmm... I will never know how swell it is to have a stiffy or how divine it is to have a dick.
For that reason I shall now proceed to go back to the kitchen and make you some cakepie.
For that reason I shall now proceed to go back to the kitchen and make you some cakepie.
You're an inspiration to women everywhere.
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Melchoire
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Posted 25 July 2008 - 12:45 AM
Last time I checked this isn't the chit-chat section...
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dolphinbomb
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YAAAAAAYYYYY
Posted 25 July 2008 - 12:57 AM
QUOTE (Tetiel @ Jul 25 2008, 04:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hmmm... I will never know how swell it is to have a stiffy or how divine it is to have a dick.
From the world's tiniest tadger, to the world's biggest prick?
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Bryn AKA Interhacker
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Posted 25 July 2008 - 02:48 AM
Edited by Interhacker, 25 July 2008 - 03:08 AM.
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33724
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Posted 26 July 2008 - 11:03 AM
when i saw this topic i was like WTF?
then my after a quick conversation with myself i decided that the penis is mighty.
oh yeah, whats a vergina?
then my after a quick conversation with myself i decided that the penis is mighty.
oh yeah, whats a vergina?
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Posted 26 July 2008 - 11:11 AM
QUOTE (Myrddin @ Jul 25 2008, 09:04 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
Indeed it is. I keep it in the freezer. The guy I cut it off can have it back if he behaves.
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nox
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Posted 27 July 2008 - 10:26 AM
its awfully nice to have a big penis. everyone has a penis
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Cyo
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Posted 27 July 2008 - 12:08 PM
i think it wud be mo easiers 2 be a chick
u just sqiiz ur titties into a rich mans face, den sleep wit him 1 time, get married and den divorce 4 half of his muney
u just sqiiz ur titties into a rich mans face, den sleep wit him 1 time, get married and den divorce 4 half of his muney
#15 Guest_Ali_*
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Posted 27 July 2008 - 03:45 PM
QUOTE (Cyo @ Jul 27 2008, 09:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i think it wud be mo easiers 2 be a chick
u just sqiiz ur titties into a rich mans face, den sleep wit him 1 time, get married and den divorce 4 half of his muney
u just sqiiz ur titties into a rich mans face, den sleep wit him 1 time, get married and den divorce 4 half of his muney
Ah, now there's a lifeplan. Screw even attempting to have a career, I'll just do that.
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zigzag
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Posted 27 July 2008 - 06:23 PM
QUOTE (Cyo @ Jul 27 2008, 01:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i think it wud be mo easiers 2 be a chick
u just sqiiz ur titties into a rich mans face, den sleep wit him 1 time, get married and den divorce 4 half of his muney
u just sqiiz ur titties into a rich mans face, den sleep wit him 1 time, get married and den divorce 4 half of his muney
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Cyo
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Posted 27 July 2008 - 07:00 PM
QUOTE (Fred Hampton @ Jul 28 2008, 05:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
gorial
so wat r u suposed 2 be?
a feminist cruseider in a red cape?
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Cyo
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Posted 27 July 2008 - 07:27 PM
QUOTE (Eric @ Jul 28 2008, 06:17 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
ouch.
i unce did dat wen i was littel. after dat i always pull pants down 2 ground
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33724
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Posted 28 July 2008 - 07:01 AM
QUOTE (Cyo @ Jul 27 2008, 11:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i unce did dat wen i was littel. after dat i always pull pants down 2 ground
bet they love u in prison
the whole zipper thing sux...done it more than i care to mention
can u say button fly(
) anyone?
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Cyo
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Posted 28 July 2008 - 09:34 AM
QUOTE (33724 @ Jul 28 2008, 06:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
bet they love u in prison
the whole zipper thing sux...done it more than i care to mention
can u say button fly( ) anyone?
the whole zipper thing sux...done it more than i care to mention
can u say button fly(
) anyone?wat prison? im not in prison dey dont have internets in pisons
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