slices of ham
slices of cheese
slices of bread
Step one: take two slices of bread and lay them on the counter
step two: put 1 slice of cheese on one of the pieces of bread
step three: put 2 slices of ham on top of the cheese
step four: put the other piece of bread on the one with the ham and cheese
step five: eat it while going OMNOMNOM
Step six: gimme a custom title of "head chef" xD