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[zigzag]

It's got its moments, we all know. At times there's nothing more uplifting than a cigarette. Let's analyze those moments:

• After a test/exam
• After sex
• Before eating non-pitted olives
• With a beer or when drunk, absolute must

Smokers of the world, unite!

Discuss

[Sida]

In order:

The second beer touches your lips
After sex
After a meal
After excercise
About 20 minutes after you wake up

[philywilly]

I'll add:

Before a poop
During a poop

[Sida]

I'll add:

Before a poop
During a poop

If I could smoke in the house I so would

[Lawivido]

After smoking a bowl. It's a must for me.

[nox]

how about never cigarettes are fucking nasty

[pyke]

how about never cigarettes are fucking nasty

Haha, sort of what I was thinking, but I figured I'd leave this topic alone.

[Frank274]

how about never cigarettes are fucking nasty

I agree. My dad is a chain smoker, basically, and I hate waking up and not even 5 minutes later smelling that nasty shit. Not a way I like to wake up

[The Dirty Filipino]

Whenever I'm around attractive women that smoke.

[redlion]

Watching the sunrise. Believe me, its awesome. Also, when contemplating the night sky.

And to reiterate,

Post coital
after a meal
when drinking
when smoking other substances.

[Grizzly]

A) When you're high
B) When you're drunk
C) After a meal
D) When your indoors.. always found that enjoying for some reason - shrug-

In that order

[Jakerz]

how about never cigarettes are fucking nasty

[Grizzly]

I'll add:

Before a poop
During a poop

Does anyone else have to often immediately take a shit after a cigarette? o.o

[redlion]

Does anyone else have to often immediately take a shit after a cigarette? o.o

I find that I have to pee. After smoking anything actually.

[Nick]

• Before realizing you're a moron.
• While realizing you're a moron.
• After realizing you're a moron (because we all know you would never quit).

Does anyone else have to often immediately take a shit after a cigarette? o.o

Makes sense, it's a laxative - like coffee.

[zigzag]

• Before realizing you're a moron.
• While realizing you're a moron.
• After realizing you're a moron (because we all know you would never quit).



Makes sense, it's a laxative - like coffee.

It's awesome after anal too, ya dan kna!!

[pyke]

• Before realizing you're a moron.
• While realizing you're a moron.
• After realizing you're a moron (because we all know you would never quit).



Makes sense, it's a laxative - like coffee.

It's a bit much for a pot smoker to call people morons for smoking cigarettes, innit?

[redlion]

It's a bit much for a pot smoker to call people morons for smoking cigarettes, innit?

More tar in pot, its true

[Jakerz]

Pot doesn't smell/taste half as bad in my opinion

[Reaper]

After sex
after eating
driving (anywhere...lol)
first morning smoke is always a good one

I usually have to pee after I smoke. lol

[Melchoire]

• Before realizing you're a moron.
• While realizing you're a moron.
• After realizing you're a moron (because we all know you would never quit).



Makes sense, it's a laxative - like coffee.

Caffeine is a diuretic, not a laxative. It makes you piss faster. The nausea that some people get from smoking is probably what causes the upset stomach.

[33724]

cigs are nasty.....

beer is a great after:

1.everything

[travis]

reading this thread

Caffeine is a diuretic, not a laxative. It makes you piss faster. The nausea that some people get from smoking is probably what causes the upset stomach.

While the above statement is true, its Nicotine in cigarettes.

[Frizzle]

More tar in pot, its true

More dope in pot. As in, makes you an iidot.

Best time for a cigarette? When it fucks off non-smokers.

[Ives]

Iunno about cigs. I'm into pipe smoking and cigars now. I might smoke a cigarette ever other day when I'm in the mood or I've just had an intense workout, but too much tends to fuck up my exercise. Plus compared to pipe tobacco cigs taste like shit. I've always been one for the taste of French roast coffee and Winston cigarettes, but it's not an issue with me.

But if I'm high as a fucking kite and I don't have any tobacco from the cigar shoppe, I'll down a lot of cigarettes if I'm at a peak high.

Edited by Athean, 06 October 2008 - 08:27 PM.