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[Tetiel]

My parents were on birth control and using a condom when they had me.

They say that's why I'm so headstrong.

And here I thought I was the only miracle baby. I defied two as well I say if they defy that kind of odds, they baby is just meant to be.

[The Dirty Filipino]

Want me to drop kick a bitch for you Josh?

[sonic]

Want me to drop kick a bitch for you Josh?

eh maybe.
haha

[Vegas]

My parents were on birth control and using a condom when they had me.

They say that's why I'm so headstrong.

And here I thought I was the only miracle baby. I defied two as well I say if they defy that kind of odds, they baby is just meant to be.

:O Your rents actually told you guys that? That would be a hella awkward conversation.

[Valkyrja]

My mom told me she fell down stairs intentionally when she was pregnant with me
q_q


dumbbitch.

[Frizzle]

My mom told me she fell down stairs intentionally when she was pregnant with me
q_q


dumbbitch.

lols

[hungryhippo]

My mom told me she fell down stairs intentionally when she was pregnant with me
q_q


dumbbitch.

[Dan]

Roger that ghost rider.


And what are you guys talking about. The tests I bought are supposed to be able to detect within 5 days before missed period.



Wow, im a changed man already.
I read that last night and just ignored it. just realized i did that
Normally I would quote it then respond with some insults. Since its dan they would most likely be british, and homo related.

it's funny, cause i'm only half british
and straight

D:

[DarkFlash]

That's alright, my mom smoked meth when she was pregnant with me....dear god I hope she was kidding....

I've had a ton of pregnancy scares, you're probly in the clear. You could always sneak like 10 plan b pills in a cookie and give it to her or somethin

[Tetiel]

Oh, Sonic... just to give you a warning. Since she discovered she was pregnant after just a month, you should stop her from preparing too much for the baby before the 3 month mark. I don't mean to be a bad person by saying this, but I knew someone who did that and then she had a miscarriage. Every single time she saw the things she bought for the baby, she broke down and cried. I don't want the same for your girlfriend just in case. The first trimester is the most dangerous because so much goes on with the baby and so much can go wrong genetically. So I wish you a really healthy baby and that nothing happens

[Frizzle]

it's funny, cause i'm only half british
and straight

D:

Do lilt bottles count as a different sex?

[Dan]

Do lilt bottles count as a different sex?

yes

yes it does

[pyke]

Do lilt bottles count as a different sex?

Ughh. So wrong.

[sonic]

Oh, Sonic... just to give you a warning. Since she discovered she was pregnant after just a month, you should stop her from preparing too much for the baby before the 3 month mark. I don't mean to be a bad person by saying this, but I knew someone who did that and then she had a miscarriage. Every single time she saw the things she bought for the baby, she broke down and cried. I don't want the same for your girlfriend just in case. The first trimester is the most dangerous because so much goes on with the baby and so much can go wrong genetically. So I wish you a really healthy baby and that nothing happens

My sister told me something similar.
God, I can't even imagine what that would feel like.
I'm scared of everything that will happen when its born, now while she is pregnant too. Oh jeez, why would anyone get pregnant on purpose?

[hungryhippo]

My sister told me something similar.
God, I can't even imagine what that would feel like.
I'm scared of everything that will happen when its born, now while she is pregnant too. Oh jeez, why would anyone get pregnant on purpose?

Deep breaths. Everything will work out.

[33724]

Congrats and good luck. My son just turned one and its the coolest thing in the world to be a parent. There isnt anything I would rather do. If I never acomplish anything else in my life, I'd be satified to just be the best father I can be for my boy. From what it sounds like, you have a good head (kinda homo) on your shoulders and I am confident from your writing that you will make a great father. Once again good luck and congrats. Let us know the sex when you find out in a couple months and if its a boy, I have alot of stuff new and some used to get rid of if you want it

[33724]

nah raw ddog is where its at

[Reaper]

Sonic, I really do wish you the best of luck. Kids are wonderful...I swear to you the first time your kid looks up at you and says da da or luv u, you'll break down. I'm really glad your going to step up and be the best father that you can be...not a lot of guys would do that. You should pat yourself on the back for that one. If you have any questions/concerns...your more than welcome to ask me (I have experience..lol)

[33724]

+1 on the advice. More than glad to answer any ?'s you got.

[Rhiann]

I advise that you get some pregnancy books once you know she's pregnant for sure, and read them.
Both of you read them.

And whoever said that she could be giving herself pregnancy scares is right.
I've tricked myself into having nausea and vomiting cause I thought that I may be pregnant.
It even made my period come like a week late.
Hell, the body may even produce those hormones when she's paranoid.
I think it's called pseudo-pregnancy or something.

[Melchoire]

Your kid is gonna have a blast with you as his/her dad Just don't let him/her party too much...

[sonic]

Ok.
So my dumb girlfriend missed her vagina doctor appointment.
But after she got out of work, she said she got her period. So I got all happy.
Now she says she is not even bleeding anymore. She said usually it bleeds alot more, but it only bled a little at first. So does that mean the tests were wrong?

[zigzag]

No it's just probably bleeding from lack of satisfaction. Give her an hour with me, I'll clear it up.