106 replies to this topic

[sonic]

No it's just probably bleeding from lack of satisfaction. Give her an hour with me, I'll clear it up.

Actually, just showed her that post then your pic.

"ewww hes gross"
Sorry bro. Your a dirty fucking arab.
You look like dirt.
I seriously would not hesitate to beat you to an inch of your life if I ever got the chance to meet you. I swear on everything that is holy that if your vaginal ass ever got the guts to be withing 100 miles of me I would go to the ends of the earth to bring you some modesty.

[zigzag]

Actually, just showed her that post then your pic.

"ewww hes gross"
Sorry bro. Your a dirty fucking arab.
You look like dirt.
I seriously would not hesitate to beat you to an inch of your life if I ever got the chance to meet you. I swear on everything that is holy that if your vaginal ass ever got the guts to be withing 100 miles of me I would go to the ends of the earth to bring you some modesty.

Why don't you just go and make another thread about me

Oh wait...

[Glasadebo]

Glad to hear she's not pregnant, man. You sound like you could use a few more years of partying before you have to take on that much responsibility.

[Tetiel]

Ummm sonic. The first month you can have something which appears to be a period and isn't. It's spotting.

[Rhiann]

Ummm sonic. The first month you can have something which appears to be a period and isn't. It's spotting.

Ye-ah.
That's probably one of those definite signs.

[hungryhippo]

Could be spotting, could be a messed up period, could be a miscarriage (unlikely). Still have her go to the doctor. It's the best way to figure out what's really the case

[33724]

Actually, just showed her that post then your pic.

"ewww hes gross"
Sorry bro. Your a dirty fucking arab.
You look like dirt.
I seriously would not hesitate to beat you to an inch of your life if I ever got the chance to meet you. I swear on everything that is holy that if your vaginal ass ever got the guts to be withing 100 miles of me I would go to the ends of the earth to bring you some modesty.

Ok just lost a little respect for you there. Just a bit childish. Being a tough guy on the "internets" is pretty lame. That being said, I couldnt agree more with you.

Anywho, spotting is a pretty normal sign of pregnancy so drag her ass to the OBGYN and tell them you want a boy or else you might bomb their ass.

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just kidding about that last part

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no im not

[GamerAsh]

So you're not going to be a daddy now dude?

[Reaper]

Why would she miss her appointment? To me, thats one appointment I would NEVER miss, especially if I think I'm pregnant.

[sonic]

Why would she miss her appointment? To me, thats one appointment I would NEVER miss, especially if I think I'm pregnant.

She is pregnant.
Had her appoinment today.
Oh geez

[sonic]

How far along is she?

like 4 weeks?
I was not there. So I missed all the cool stuff.
They put a rod in her vagina though haha.

[travis]

As I already said - make sure the kids know about their uncle Travis and make sure they know what's right and who to kill.
Remember though Josh, kids don't get to choose their parents - but you chose to have a kid, so be all you can be.

[Reaper]

Remember though Josh, kids don't get to choose their parents - but you chose to have a kid, so be all you can be.

This.

[Rhiann]

Well.
Have fun breaking it to your parents and her parents >__<

Hey at least you can have sex now not having to worry about pregnancy, since she is pregnant, lawls.

[The Dirty Filipino]

Oh...

I should be Godfather =]

[Frizzle]

She is pregnant.
Had her appoinment today.
Oh geez

I may think you're an arsehole, but do good for the kid. You may put on a cool front, but I think deep down, you're going to bite the bullet and do well.

[sonic]

I may think you're an arsehole, but do good for the kid. You may put on a cool front, but I think deep down, you're going to bite the bullet and do well.

Thanks friz.
Odly. In this drunken state of mine, that post means alot to me. thanks bro

[Dan]

I may think you're an arsehole, but do good for the kid. You may put on a cool front, but I think deep down, you're going to bite the bullet and do well.

I think you're an arsehole sonic, and I'm not gonna put anything sympathetic afterwards. If you treat the kid as badly as you do people on here and act even slightly like the halfwit you perceive, i feel sincerely sorry for him/her.

[sonic]

I think you're an arsehole sonic, and I'm not gonna put anything sympathetic afterwards. If you treat the kid as badly as you do people on here and act even slightly like the halfwit you perceive, i feel sincerely sorry for him/her.

Well hopefully my kid wont be a fat computer nerd with the ego the size of texas and will be laid by the time they are 30. unlike the idiots Im not nice to here....

[Dan]

Well hopefully my kid wont be a fat computer nerd with the ego the size of texas and will be laid by the time they are 30. unlike the idiots Im not nice to here....

if he takes after his father, he clearly will be

[travis]

If his kid is like him, I'd be scared
Cause it's gonna have a healthy leg

LOL

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[sonic]

if he takes after his father, he clearly will be

Yeah.
Shoot.
The other stuff is all speculation. I could be fat, and a nerd and all. I even could say I have a big ego. But how could i not have gotten laid......

If his kid is like him, I'd be scared
Cause it's gonna have a healthy leg

One of the things my girl talked to me about is how my kid is not going to fight, and be violent and will not be allowed to join the military.

Otherwise I was just going to train it to be an assasin. I figured by the time he/she is like 12 they will be atleast jason bourne level.

[SatinCrime]

so are u a dad?

[Dan]

Yeah.
Shoot.
The other stuff is all speculation. I could be fat, and a nerd and all. I even could say I have a big ego. But how could i not have gotten laid......



One of the things my girl talked to me about is how my kid is not going to fight, and be violent and will not be allowed to join the military.

Otherwise I was just going to train it to be an assasin. I figured by the time he/she is like 12 they will be atleast jason bourne level.

or maybe you're 31