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[Cyo]

So I was just sitting there and watching this mosquito suck blood from my arm and then it flew off towards my computer.

So like I didn't have computer case on since idk just because rite. And the fat juicy bug flew right into my CPU's coolerfan shit thing and now the whole inside of my computer is full of little blood drops...
Like what the fuck

[Mr. Hobo]

Why didnt you smoosh it?

[jcrdude]

@Hobo:

If I remember correctly, the anti-coagulant that mosquitoes inject into you when they bite that causes the "bug bite" scenario gets withdrawn when they've had their fill. So yeah, if you've already been bitten, you might as well donate those few drops of blood

@Cyo:

That's epic. I'm kind of jealous now. You may have the most metal computer in existence... unless, of course someone decided to throw in a liquid cooling system that ran blood through their computer. Probably not the best coolant, but pretty metal.

Edited by jcrboy, 23 July 2009 - 01:06 PM.

[kuwaz]

I thought this was a thread about capitalism.

/exit

Sounds like they're the same.

[Cyo]

Why didnt you smoosh it?

I wanted to smash it after it had it's fill but the fat bastard managed to 'escape'.

Also I kinda like watching them fly slowly and kinda ziggidy-zaggidy like they were high or something, dno.

[Noitidart]

Haha dang man well a blood stained computer you got now
I've been listening to smooth criminal. "Blood stianed window... a cresendo"!! :rockon:

[Frank274]

Ya know, if a mosquito is on your arm and you grab the skin around it, it'll explode.

So, next time its on your arm, pinch the skin around it, causing the rush of blood to the mosquito, and BAM!

[Noitidart]

Haha frank that makes sense because now all the blood is gushing into it. Cruel

[jcrdude]

Ya know, if a mosquito is on your arm and you grab the skin around it, it'll explode.

So, next time its on your arm, pinch the skin around it, causing the rush of blood to the mosquito, and BAM!

I'd do this if mosquitoes actually liked my taste... ah well

I'll suggest this to friends and family

[Cyo]

I'd do this if mosquitoes actually liked my taste... ah well

I'll suggest this to friends and family

If for some reason mosquitoes don't harass you then it's your duty to pass on your genes.
Dude.
Seriously.

[jcrdude]

I manage to attract a few occasionally, but it seems I'm getting bothered much less than the people around me.

And don't worry... I plan to pass on my genes when I can support the little monsters.

[Cyo]

I manage to attract a few occasionally, but it seems I'm getting bothered much less than the people around me.

And don't worry... I plan to pass on my genes when I can support the little monsters.

Pfft! That removes any challenge from raising them.

Also I'll try the exploding bit later.

Edited by Cyo, 24 July 2009 - 03:26 AM.

[travis]

Flex next time.

[NinjaHax]

One this fun about that is get the sucker stuck and it will drink soo much it will pop XD

[L0K3]

I haven't seen on of the little guys all year

I'm starting to get worried I'll never see one explode lol