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[Georgina]

Good smell for guys -

Davidoff cool water...

Hawt.

[jcrdude]

I'm quite fond of Ed Hardy... It's got like 3 separate scents.

There's the "out of the bottle" scent
There's the "Just put it on" scent
There's the "I've been wearing this for hours" scent

Amazingly, I worked in a warehouse and the smell would persist after working in a dusty environment all day.

[pyke]

I rub fresh fruit all over me every morning, why doesn't this work?!

[Metigue]

I rub fresh fruit all over me every morning, why doesn't this work?!

because girls don't like sticky guys that smell of Avocado, wait is that a vegetable?

Anyway if I have to use cologne, I go for Clinique Happy from Harrods, one of my ex's that I'm on a friendly basis with works there I get a 25% discount

[MaidenOfMercy]

because girls don't like sticky guys that smell of Avocado

Right. You've got to use apricots if you want to get anywhere. I thought that was common knowledge?

[Georgina]

because girls don't like sticky guys that smell of Avocado, wait is that a vegetable?

Anyway if I have to use cologne, I go for Clinique Happy from Harrods, one of my ex's that I'm on a friendly basis with works there I get a 25% discount

Omg you get 25% off in harrods!!!! If i bung you £20 can you get me stuff?? lol

[Tetiel]

I rub fresh fruit all over me every morning, why doesn't this work?!

Because now you smell like a fruit.

[Sweeney]

Omg you get 25% off in harrods!!!! If i bung you £20 can you get me stuff?? lol

What can you get for £20 in Harrods!? Paper napkins?

[Georgina]

What can you get for £20 in Harrods!? Paper napkins?

Lol no i mean ill give you £20 for doing me a favor then i order the stuff and pay what it coses with the 25% off

[Metigue]

Well usually I just get her to buy the stuff I want and then give her the money lol.

[Ives]

Lol! I think I'm actually going to have to go have me a long tall glass of milk now, and praise the cows that have given me their fluids for my nutrition... and my body for being able to digest the holy drink.

As far as your guide goes... I could see how it could work for shy/timid guys... personally, my theory has always been just to be myself... I won't attract girls that really aren't interested in me, I don't have to put ANY effort into it, and I'm completely comfortable about it.

Being funny/witty/charming is always a major plus... but really, just show a girl you are interested when she is talking to you. Show interest in everything, really... engage in intellectual conversation instead of just small talk (although small talk definitely is better for getting to know you situations.. The collapse of the soviet union probably isn't a good idea for ice-breaker conversations) Take care of yourself (appearance and otherwise.) Much like Tetiel said, why would a female want to share a relationship with someone who doesn't have much respect for the relationship they have with themselves.

*Take care of hygiene
* Be motivated toward accomplishing something. A strong motivation is a key step for a better life for yourself and for finding a partner
* Be friendly and approachable
* Don't be afraid to take the first move... nothing in life worth having isn't worth losing. (Or some shit like that...)

but really...

* Be yourself.

Sure picking up a girl with lies and bullshit may be easier.. but where is your relationship going to be in the future? Even worse (and I speak from very personal experience with this one) You turn out to really like the girl a lot after a month or two and realize your relationship is based on a lie. You basically have preemptively fucked yourself in the future.

Take care everyone.

(On a sidenote, I have been with the same girl for nearly 6 years now... and she is the one I originally had lied to... I managed to show her that I truly cared about her, though, and that's why I came clean. I basically got very lucky or (more likely) she felt I was worth trusting again in the future)

Yeah dude, and I mean I'm not a great looking guy or nothin', I'm pretty fucked up really, but girls aren't really an issue to me. It hasn't really ever been, and I didn't really calculate it to be that way. Just having fun, there's nothing wrong with looking for fun you know, its a human thing, and if a girl is uptight than fuck her.


oh and to anyone trying to get game - expect to be rejected a shitload. and if you can't find a quality girl, you're being too calculated.

[ieatedyou]

You can eat as much milk, red meat, white flour, onions, Tacobell, and Flamin' Hot Cheetos as your heart desires if you look like either one of these guys:


You are then exempt from all those rules. It is a medically known fact all women find either one or the other of these two IRRESISTABLE.

Sorry, I think ignoring a woman is the worse thing you can do in the long run. It's one thing to pretend like you're less interested than you really are, but to not say hi to her might make her nuts for a while, but there will come a time when she'll be thinking of reasons to not fuck you and that will be a good one.

Edward Cullen only pl0x. D:
Second guy does not attract /me/. ;D
So that's your rule broken.

[AsheAshley]

p.s.

I pity the foo' who don't enjoy a smooth cold glass of delicious!

Tee hee, Mr.T!

[luvsmyncis]

Edward Cullen only pl0x. D:
Second guy does not attract /me/. ;D
So that's your rule broken.

To adjust my rule: Sometimes girls like ugly guys.
There. Now I'm right again.

[Xcisor]

http://video.google....63175867837730#

Very informative video on why not to eat dairy/meat.

[Elindoril]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1549763175867837730#

Very informative video on why not to eat dairy/meat.

I'm gonna eat it anyways! RAWRRARWRAWRAR.

[Ashlums]

-coughs-

That ignoring thing works the other way around, too.

My now boyfriend and I used to have a stalemate for days before we got together, cleverly...ignoring each other.

But I always won. So it's cool. >_>

Nowadays I always lose though. D: Of course I'm sure that's not the objective when we go a day and a half without speaking but uh. Yeah. ):

-dazzles-

[jcrdude]

I'm gonna eat it anyways! RAWRRARWRAWRAR.

I LOVE ANIMALS!

They're delicious

[Elindoril]

I LOVE ANIMALS!

They're delicious

Exactly, heck even as I post this I have a Pork Roast in my sink ready to defrost so I can devour it later on. It just isn't the same when it's done with vegetables.

[stacy]

Most deodorant for guys smells anyways. I love those chewing gum sticks tho, my brother always buys them.

[dck]

Most deodorant for guys smells anyways. I love those chewing gum sticks tho, my brother always buys them.

Hey guys!

Just posting to say that this stuff really works! I've noticed that girls really like it when you stare at them. They keep looking away like they, but you can tell they love it by the way the way their eyes widen and they keep glancing back. I do my best to smile REALLY wide whenever I notice a pretty girl, and then I lock eyes with her. Try not to blink very much, since in the animal world this is a sign of backing down and her unconscious female instincts will tell her that you are a weak mate. Some blinking is ok though since you don't want to look like a creeper!

Something important to remember though is that when when going for The Exam, make sure to open your eyes as wide as they can go so that she can see even more of them. I usually have girls tell me that my eyes are amazing after doing this, and they never did that before I started opening them as wide as possible.

Definitely agreeing with Metigue about the diet. I stopped drinking milk and eating anything with white sugar, white flour, and red meat in it a while ago and it definitely works. I push it a step further though by following a raw diet though, in which I do not cook my vegetables. By cooking your vegetables you lose out on a lot of nutrients, and because you're not drinking any milk or eating white sugar/flour/red meat you need all the vitamins and minerals you can get.

As for the deodorant/sweat/smell issue....my sweat stopped smelling after around a month on the diet but I've heard it can take two. My skin cleared up after around two weeks but I think it was that fast because I was eating everything raw (I think it's around twice as long without eating raw). It's important to stop using deodorant/anti-perspirant when you start the diet so that your body has time to adjust and start creating more of your own unique pheromones. You might start smelling a lot at the beginning when you start but if you push through it to that one (or possibly two according to what I've heard) month mark, you probably won't have to buy any deodorant again and you'll save a ton of money over the course of your life. I also started something that a friend (also a codex member) told me about and that's been working wonders as well. I'm trying to get him to post a guide to it, so we'll see how that goes.

Good luck everyone! It's a lot of work but once you get used to it, it makes getting women easy as cake in college! =)

[Mr. Hobo]

wtf dck. you dissapear forever only to post this

[dck]

wtf dck. you dissapear forever only to post this

I like helping people.

[Qwerty54]

As a certified personal trainer and a Degree holding dietician, I do not recommend following the diet portion of this to a T. It has some decent qualities, but also some not so good ones.

I have no idea if this will eliminate impurities from you, but red meat is healthy in moderation. You need to have adequate saturated fats to maintain testosterone levels, and red meats is a good source of this. Also to be noted, recent studies have shown that the majority of the saturated fats in red meat has no effect on blood cholesterol levels.

If you really want to be more attractive to the opposite sex, start lifting weights and eating a good diet. While I am sure you've heard this thousands of times already, but its true.

If any of you would like help in formulating a diet and exercise regime, I will gladly do it at no cost. The one thing I require for this is for you to be able to upload progress pictures about once a week so I can see how you are progressing.

[luvsmyncis]

Hey guys!

Just posting to say that this stuff really works! I've noticed that girls really like it when you stare at them...
... I do my best to smile REALLY wide whenever I notice a pretty girl, and then I lock eyes with her...
... Something important to remember though is that when when going for The Exam, make sure to open your eyes as wide as they can go so that she can see even more of them.

Like this.

Works every time.