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[iargue]

So... I was reading this FML.

Today, my boyfriend gave me a bucket of Twizzlers for our 1 year anniversary because 'he knew I liked them.' He has no idea why I am so upset. FML

Why is she so upset?

[Sweeney]

Because she's fat.

[Georgina]

Whats a bucket of twizzlers for a start? o.O

[Waser Lave]

I'm guessing it's not a reference to Turkey Twizzlers which we had over here. They actually tasted quite nice but were killed by the media.

[iargue]

They are brand name licorice.


Maybe you have heard of licorice in the UK?

[Georgina]

Maybe you have heard of licorice in the UK?

Yusyus corse we have

The look nice! I wouldnt want a BOX full tho!! packet or two would be fine

maybe shes upset coz she cant eat them all? o.O

I uno anniversarys are kinda silly anyway, apart from a nice meal out and lots of bed room time. If she EXPECTS gifts then unless she got her bf something amazingly cool she should sthu.

[Elindoril]

Dang man, I'd love to get a bucket of those, though I'm not a girl, so it's totally irrelevent.

She was probably expecting some generic and pricey gift instead of a thoughtful one. Come on, the guy got something he KNEW she liked, it doesn't always have to be expensive to be a nice gift.

[iargue]

Dang man, I'd love to get a bucket of those, though I'm not a girl, so it's totally irrelevent.

She was probably expecting some generic and pricey gift instead of a thoughtful one. Come on, the guy got something he KNEW she liked, it doesn't always have to be expensive to be a nice gift.

Which is why I dont understand why she is upset. He remembered something she liked, and he got it for her.

[Mr. Hobo]

Inexpensive, doesn't last long, can't be shown off to friends, she is saddened by the shallow nature of their relationship/her own personality which she is reminded of by the twizzlers?

Would be my guess

[madelined]

Some girls get offended if you give them nothing but candy....weird but true...ive seen it among friends....

Time for the guy to get a new girlfriend.

[iargue]

Inexpensive, doesn't last long, can't be shown off to friends, she is saddened by the shallow nature of their relationship/her own personality which she is reminded of by the twizzlers?

Would be my guess

From what you can read in her post... Shes probably just shallow and wanted something expensive.

[Elindoril]

From what you can read in her post... Shes probably just shallow and wanted something expensive.

Also laughing at the results she got as well, and I was hoping it was like this.

I agree, your life sucks (6391) - you totally deserved it (17339)

[iargue]

Also laughing at the results she got as well, and I was hoping it was like this.

I agree, your life sucks (6391) - you totally deserved it (17339)

I really wish there was a. YOUR FUCKING STUPID. Option

[Elindoril]

I really wish there was a. YOUR FUCKING STUPID. Option

You, me, and so many others.

[Mr. Hobo]

I really wish there was a. YOUR FUCKING STUPID. Option

qfe & irony

[Sweeney]

qfe & irony

Yeah, I lol'd too.

[jcrdude]

qfe & irony

I also lol'd.

Good game, America. Thanks to argue, the commies have the bomb.

Spoiler

for clarity, I just invented a whole back story about how argue gave the commies the bomb. It doesn't make any sense, but I didn't sleep when I was supposed to either. I think I'm going to tell IRC all about my stupid brain.

Edited by jcrboy, 16 November 2009 - 03:24 PM.

[sealonfire]

I thought she thinks that she's fat, that's why she needed a low fat food.

[iargue]

I thought she thinks that she's fat, that's why she needed a low fat food.

She wouldnt be upset then....

[sealonfire]

She wouldnt be upset then....

Because it's implying that she's fat.

[iargue]

Because it's implying that she's fat.

She likes twizzlers, so hes not implying that shes fat. He gave her a gift that he knows she will like.

[ShadowLink64]

So... I was reading this FML.



Why is she so upset?

Maybe she should have told him what was upsetting her, and then she wouldn't be in that situation....

[iargue]

Maybe she should have told him what was upsetting her, and then she wouldn't be in that situation....

Shes way to stupid for that.

[sealonfire]

I went for this talk and apparently they say men are expected to understand their hints

[luvsmyncis]

He shoulda got her a Ring Pop.