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#1 Elindoril

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Posted 25 November 2009 - 05:20 AM

I now pronounce you husband and what? !In another sign that the world is about to collapse, multiple blogs are reporting that a fan of the Nintendo DS dating sim Love Plus liked his virtual lady so much that he decided to marry her. For real.

Apparently, a Japanese gamer known as 'Sal9000' was officially wed to Nene Anegasaki, one of the game's three virtual girlfriends, in what must have been the weirdest ceremony in the history of ceremonies. We can only assume that Ms. Pac-Man was the maid of honor.

While the two aren't planning a honeymoon -- after all, one of them is a VIDEO GAME -- they did hold a small 'reception' in Japan for friends, family and the media, indicating that this is most likely little more than the looniest video game publicity stunt we've seen in some time

. Check out this video recap by Boing Boing, complete with footage of the happy, er, couple


Only in Japan.

(Please don't take this too seriously.)


Edited by Elindoril, 25 November 2009 - 05:20 AM.


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    #2 ThisisInsane

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    Posted 25 November 2009 - 06:58 AM

    Heh Heh Heh, crazy shit like this can only happen in Japan.


    #3 BellaBleu

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    Posted 25 November 2009 - 07:03 AM

    Actually I would expect South Korea as well...

    #4 Elindoril

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    Posted 25 November 2009 - 07:08 AM

    Actually I would expect South Korea as well...

    The only character I expect the South Koreans to marry is Sarah Kerrigan.

    Edited by Elindoril, 25 November 2009 - 07:36 AM.


    #5 BellaBleu

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    Posted 25 November 2009 - 07:27 AM

    The only characters I expect the South Koreans to marry is Sarah Kerrigan.


    Lol, nice :D

    #6 saif

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    Posted 25 November 2009 - 09:32 AM

    Only in Japan.

    (Please don't take this too seriously.)

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    They sure gonna have a nice honeymoon

    #7 iargue

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    Posted 25 November 2009 - 09:35 AM

    Dating Sim girls are the best. Easy to take care of, and if your playing a good game, they put out lots. good choice :thumbsup:

    #8 Elindoril

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    Posted 25 November 2009 - 10:03 AM

    Dating Sim girls are the best. Easy to take care of, and if your playing a good game, they put out lots. good choice :thumbsup:

    Don't forget about their feelings though. Posted Image
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    #9 iargue

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    Posted 25 November 2009 - 10:16 AM

    She is easy to take care of! She just tell me waht she wants.

    #10 jcrdude

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    Posted 25 November 2009 - 11:29 AM

    INB4 ANTI-GAYS!

    This is why we don't let the gays get married! This shit would be happening right here if we did that (?)

    #11 Black Flame

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    Posted 26 November 2009 - 10:38 AM

    I knew this was gonna be in Japan before I even entered this thread. :p

    #12 Noitidart

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    Posted 26 November 2009 - 10:39 AM

    WTF how does he have sex?

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    Posted 26 November 2009 - 11:33 AM

    This reminds me of those Tamagatchi things where you carry around a stupid pet on a key chain and feed it and crap... But you can't turn it off and the damn thing always buzzes at like 4am XD

    But seriously, whatever floats his boat. Not surprised if his DS has a built-in flesh light Posted Image

    #14 Elindoril

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    Posted 26 November 2009 - 03:40 PM

    WTF how does he have sex?

    Why the Headphone Port of course!

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    Posted 26 November 2009 - 10:14 PM

    WTF how does he have sex?



    Trust me... You dont want to know.

    #16 BellaBleu

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    Posted 27 November 2009 - 11:05 AM

    He could probably fit it in one those holes on his comp :o

    #17 Ellcrys

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    Posted 27 November 2009 - 01:30 PM

    I feel bad for tha man, i wonder how long it will last.

    #18 ArticTheTiger

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    Posted 27 November 2009 - 01:41 PM

    I feel bad for tha man, i wonder how long it will last.


    Don't worry, it wont last long. Once that virtual girl sees Rockman within his game pile she will file for a divorce, taking half of all his belongings and money, and custody over the tamagotchi's.

    #19 JRey

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    Posted 28 November 2009 - 11:38 AM

    Actually this doesnt just happen in Japan, there are many people in the states that have done this w/ different items. People have married a bridge or car

    #20 Elindoril

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    Posted 28 November 2009 - 04:59 PM

    Actually this doesnt just happen in Japan, there are many people in the states that have done this w/ different items. People have married a bridge or car

    Except those aren't virtual women, they don't "talk" back to him and have "feelings" like the AI would.

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    Posted 28 November 2009 - 05:06 PM

    Except those aren't virtual women, they don't "talk" back to him and have "feelings" like the AI would.


    Way to convince me to become an androphile/robophile? I'm not sure which term is appropriate for the situation.

    #22 Elindoril

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    Posted 28 November 2009 - 05:12 PM

    Way to convince me to become an androphile/robophile? I'm not sure which term is appropriate for the situation.

    Hey, they never let you down! I'm sure real women would be inferior if Chobits existed, as well.

    #23 jcrdude

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    Posted 28 November 2009 - 05:26 PM

    Hey, they never let you down! I'm sure real women would be inferior if Chobits existed, as well.


    Way to reference anime to a weeaboo. She would hook you up for serious. Always wanted to make sure master was happy /fanboy

    #24 xZel

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    Posted 28 November 2009 - 06:05 PM

    I'm excited for the cyborg kids.

    #25 BellaBleu

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    Posted 28 November 2009 - 06:09 PM

    I'm excited for the cyborg kids.


    Yea, but somebody needs to first clarify the classic "where do babies come from" scenario in this case


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